A/N: So this definitely started out as something completely different and once I started writing it all sort of just flowed. This is my first attempt at All-Human so I hope you like it. Please read the A/N at the bottom.

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, if I did, well let's just say that Edward wouldn't be a 107 year old virgin.

APOV

Not again, I grumbled in my head, as another beautiful waitress came to serve our table.

I knew her type.

As soon as they'd catch sight of Jasper, their eyes would get wide and their walk would just have a little more "pep" to it. They would walk over to the table obviously staring straight at him, a tradition that would continue throughout the night.

First she'd bend over, putting her arms on the table, making sure her cleavage was pointing straight at him. She'd ask him if there was anything she could do for him. The stress on the word was not missed by me, have no fear. And of course, always the gentleman, Jasper would look up from the menu and look directly at me as if asking what I wanted. The bimbo would sigh reluctantly and turn slightly my way- never letting the beautiful sight that was my boyfriend, leave their peripheral vision. I'd order first, followed by my love, who would keep his eyes on me the entire time. It would continue the entire night, the waitress shamelessly flirting, Jasper ignoring it and then we'd leave. And that was the most important thing: that he left, with me.

It was probably not the most adult thing for me to do when I would flash these looks at these girls as I left arm-in-arm with my soul mate but who ever said I had to be mature?

But I always hated going through the whole song and dance. It may not have bothered Jasper but it still put a slight strain on the evening. I mean, I know he's good looking and all ladies but seriously, get over it!

So you could see why I didn't want to deal with another one of those stuck-up bitches, on our six-month anniversary for god's sake.

I nearly groaned audibly as she headed toward our table.

She was gorgeous. I may not be a lesbian but I could still tell you when a girl was pretty. It was my job.

Her chestnut hair was straight but with body, flowing smoothly to her shoulder blades. The layers framed her oval-shaped face, making her features both delicate and friendly looking. She was thin, but not to a point where she would disappear if she turned sideways, more like she was athletic or at least worked out. I was surprised, however, at her attire.



The restaurant's uniform called for a maroon button-up dress shirt and either a black pant, for the men, or a black skirt, for the women. This unfortunately meant that the women there dressed like total sluts. They wore the shortest allowable skirts and had the tightest shirts with several buttons to display the aforementioned cleavage. The hooker-heels that they wore did very little to help their reputations.

But this girl was completely different. She wore a comfortably sized dress shirt, which she had kept modestly. My eyes almost popped seeing her pant-clad legs. She topped off the outfit with black flats and no make-up. I almost felt guilty that I had made such preconceived notions. You never know she could be really nice.

"Oh my god! Jasper Cullen is that really you?" Ok so maybe I was wrong and she was a skank.

She stood in front of our table with a bright smile looking down at Jasper. He seemed slightly confused, as if trying to place her, and then his face lit with recognition.

"Bella?" he asked, standing up to greet her.

She nodded slightly and started to blush, and man could that girl blush. If I wasn't slightly annoyed at the fact that I had no clue who she was I'd think it was cute.

"Now I know it's you. Same old Bella," Jasper pointed out, making her blush an even darker pink. "It's been forever, Bells. How are you?" I cleared my throat softly, reminding him that I was here. He threw me an apologetic look. "Oh, Bella this is my girlfriend, Alice Brandon. This is actually our six month anniversary." I gave him a chaste kiss on the cheek.

"It's nice to meet you Bella." I stuck my hand out politely which she shook timidly. She seemed genuinely nice, though I still wished I knew where they knew each other from.

"And you, Alice. Oh you just said anniversary. I'm so sorry I don't want to break up the celebration. I'll just get your orders from you guys and get out of the way. But we should catch up soon Jasper, it's been too long." I felt like her word should have bothered me, too intimate for strangers, but the vibe she was giving off was far from threatening. I wanted to get to know her, but she did have a point, it was our anniversary.

"Thanks Bella, we should hang out sometime, but we don't want to get you in trouble with your work so you're probably right," Jasper explained politely.

We gave her our orders, letting her get back to work. She left with a small smile and wave towards both of us. She wasn't paying attention to where she was walking, nearly tripping over herself and falling into a coworker who was carrying hot plates. She stood up, slightly embarrassed, brushing herself off and continuing on her way towards the kitchen.

"Same old Bella." Jasper shook his head. I was slightly annoyed that I had never heard about her before. She seemed important, an old girlfriend? Maybe I was just being paranoid.



"Yes and how do we know 'same old Bella'?" I asked trying to keep the irritation out of my voice. I didn't look Jasper in the eye; instead I was playing with the rim of my wine glass.

"Sweetie, I assure you, she's just someone I knew from back in high school." He took my impatient hands in his, trying to calm me.

"If she was so important like that, then why is this the first time I'm hearing about her?" I half mumbled to myself. As sweet as she seemed, if she was an ex then I didn't want her hanging around.

"It's nothing like that. We were barely even friends, she's just hard to forget," he tried to explain.

My mood plummeted. "Yeah, she is beautiful." I was barely above a whisper. I held my own with models every day, but there was just something about my boyfriend saying something like that. Happy six months to me.

"Yeah, she is." He stated. That caught me off guard more than anything. I expected him to start backtracking or make a romantic comment- anything but that. My eyes snapped up to glare at him.

"What?" My tone caught him off-guard. Now comes the backtracking.

"No, no, not like that." He lifted his head up looking around to see who was within hearing distance. He was acting like such a girl, but I wasn't going to tell him that. I wanted to hear his explanation. "See I don't know how to put this delicately. Back in high school, Bella was sort of… well she was fat. I always felt bad for her because she didn't have many friends, and was just as clumsy back then. I always tried to be nice to her, but Edward was somewhat of another story. You know how my brother can be." He gave me a look that told me that Edward's hardheaded ways had started way back then.

That poor girl, I thought to myself.

"Anyways," he continued, "she just took it. Never getting upset, never crying, at school at least. She stayed to herself pretty much. When we graduated I figured I'd never see her again. It's a small world I guess." He started to munch on a bread stick on the table, shrugging off the coincidence.

"Well I like her." I announce to him. "I think we should invite her out sometime. It would be fun."

"Sure, whatever you say sweetie." I smiled, I loved getting my way and Jasper knew it.

With that our food came out.

It was delicious; my steak was cooked perfectly and the vegetable medley was wonderful. Every now and then Bella would come by. She wouldn't say anything, just flash a warm smile and refilled our glasses leaving Jasper and I to just enjoy each other's company. Our conversation mostly revolved around our days. I just enjoyed listening to him talk about his job at the museum, his eyes would get a special glint to them and the joy was carried through his voice.

By the time our dinner was winding down, it was getting late and most of the restaurant was empty. Jasper got Bella's attention for the check. She nodded and brought it right over.



"Sorry about taking so long Bella. I hope you don't have to stay late because of us." Jasper said apologetically.

"Oh it's not a problem. You guys are my last table so I'm almost done, so take your time." She waved off his concern.

"Here you go." He handed her the check with his card sticking out of the folder.

"I'll be right back." She said heading for the back.

"As will I." Jasper added, standing up. "I'm going to hit the restroom before heading home." He gave me a quick kiss on the lips before heading to find the men's room.

Only a moment later, Bella was back with Jasper's card and receipt.

"Here you go. You can just leave the signed copy on the table." She seemed a little uncomfortable, since she didn't really know me. She turned to leave.

"Oh, Bella, why don't we exchange numbers? I'd love to hang out with sometime, and I know Jasper would like to catch up." I flashed her a smile.

"I'd really like that, but I hope you don't feel like you have to just because..." she trailed off. I must have looked confused. "Oh come on, I know Jasper told you I was, well, a bit chubby in high school." She seemed only slightly embarrassed, but stood her ground.

"Well he may have said something, not that you can tell now. You look great." She really did. She was very skinny. "But really you seem like a really nice girl most of all. I think we could really hit it off and be friends. We should go shopping sometime." How could she say no to that?

"I don't know. Maybe not shopping; I don't make very much money working her. But you know what I'd love to hang out with you." We both had wide smiles as we exchanged phone numbers.

Finally, Jasper returned.

"Geeze, I thought you might have fallen in or something. It took you long enough." I joked. Bella laughed, taking that as her cue to get up.

"I talk to you soon, Alice. It was nice seeing you again Jasper." She held out her hand to me, but anyone who knew me, knew that I went in for the kill. I could tell her eyes widened when I gave her a strong hug.

"I'll call you soon Bella. You'll have to go shopping sometime." She laughed and I could tell we would be fast friends.

"Goodnight you two love birds." She called as we walked out the door to the brisk night.

Jasper wrapped his coat around my shoulders when I shivered and opened my car door for me- always the gentleman.

"You two seemed to hit it off well, I thought." He mentioned as he slid into the driver's seat.

"Bella and I? Yeah, she's a sweet girl. We're going to make plans to hang out sometime soon."

Jasper raised an eyebrow at this as he turned to pull out of the parking space. "It's a shame we can't go shopping though."

He seemed even more surprised that I'd agree to not shopping. "Really?" he asked.

"She doesn't have enough cash with that dead end job of hers. As pretty as she should be out there…" I stopped myself at that thought. "I have an idea." I told Jasper slowly.

"I don't know about that tone of yours Alice. You barely know the girl. Let her be." He tried to warn me.

"No, this will work out perfectly." I told him. It was all just a matter of putting my plan in motion.

A/N: SO… I hope you all liked the first chapter. This chapter definitely not as long as some out there, but you have to give me credit because it is longer than the ones for my other story (which is for the time being on hiatus, writers block plus cliche-ness equals blah) I have a pretty good idea of where I kinda want this to go but I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CO-WRITE THIS WITH. If you're interested please let me know. If no one is I'll still write the story, updates just won't be as quick. Anywho… bottom line, review. Love? Hate? Want to help write? Any good suggestions? THANX

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