Edward had taken the roll as the parent in Als life since they began their journey, even though he was pretty immature himself.. and EVEN THOUGH he was only a year older than his younger brother. But putting all this aside Edward Elric tried his best to look after his little brother. They argued some times about different things. Kittens, milk, cheating and who was responsable over everything, the kids were still brothers.
Their dorm was a mess of clothes, junk food, and comic books. Their fridge contained sweets, and cupped noodles were probably the only thing Edward ate that wasn't sugary. But Edwards unhealthy eating was made up for by well.. everything, sparring, missions and beating the shit out of anyone that may call him short. Another thing about the boys life was that they didn't have any adults to order them around- well they did.. but not about little things like eating healthy coming home early and cleaning up.
Edward was planning on getting a nice innocent and very violent book, however..
The clerk sighed, god this kid was persistant. "Sorry kid, you need parental consent to b-"
Edward cut in angerily slamming his fists on the desk, slamming his pocket watch on the counter. "THERES MY PARENTAL CONSENT!"
The clerk blinked. "Is that real?" he peered at the pocket watch.
"YES ITS REAL! ARGH! WE'RE CLEAR HERE?!"
The clerk snorted, shoving the watch into the kids hand. "Probably fake."
And this, naturally pissed Edward off so he took it apon himself to trap the clerk in a cage and transmute the bookshelves into some dirty shapes (meanie Edo.), smash the windows with alchemy and completely destroy the roof. This shocked the poor clerk (no dah) and caught the attention of a passing police officer..
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Edward Elric was in a courtroom, not for the first time. A rather haggy looking woman would be the one to decide his fate. Roy groaned, why did the kid have to have such a damn temper? This would not end well..
"Listen old lady! The guy wouldn't sell me the stupid book after I showed him my watch.. so-" the judge cut in.. she was abit pissed at being called an old lady.
"So you destroyed his shop and trapped him in a cage?" she raised an eyebrow as she stared at the young Alchemist in disapproval. The store clerk nodded furiously and Edward made a shoving motion, causing the poor man to fall back in fear. As far as the judge was concerned this sealed the deal.
"Well -MR- Elric.." the old lady said in an annoying voice that suggested she thought of Edward as some dumb kid.. he was a state Alchemist damnit! "Seeing as this -ISN'T- your first offense I have no choice but to place you under house arrest for exactly three months-" she was cut off by a loud shout of anger from the young alchemist. "AND- seeing as you have no parents I guess I'll have to put you in the care of your commanding officer, seeing as he -IS- encharged of you."
this time Roy cut in, he was a patient man- but how did HE get dragged into this? He didn't do shit! "NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!!"
The old lady sighed was annoyed, she was a -JUDGE- she expected to be shown SOME respect in her own courtroom.
" is to stay 30 yards away from at all times and is also ordered to fix the damage he's done to shop."
Edward was about to interrupt but was cut off by the bang of the Judges stupid hammer.
"Case closed."