Random Day at the Beach, Naruto OC Style

Note- This is rated T because of language and occasional censored words...unless it's in Japanese. Then some people won't know what I'm talking about anyway...

Characters- Amaya (Uzi) Tsuki, Gaara, Kiba & Akamaru, Naruto, Lee, Me, and my friend.

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto (Gaara, Kiba, Akamaru, Lee) nor do I own Tsuki, who belongs to my friend, and I don't own my friend. O.o That would be scary...But I own Amaya, the plot, and myself. BTW, Amaya will be reffered to as Uzi in this story, 'kay? Thanks.

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Chapter One-

"Sarah!! Gaara!! Hurry up!! We're gonna be late, and Uzi and Tsuki are already here!!" I called up the stairs, holding on to my extremely heavy suitcase, a shovel and pail (which Sarah insisted she bring to build sandcastels with Gaara), a float, and things I couldn't put in a suitcase. Uzi and Tsuki waited outside, or at least Uzi did. I had no clue what Tsuki was doing. She was unpradictable thanks to Sarah.

"Coming!!" Sarah called back. "Hey Rhi!! Do you know where my, errr...suitcase is?!"

I sighed. "You handed it to me when I walked out the room, baka." I answered.

Silence, then. "Oh yeah!! Hehe...sorry!"

Uzi walked in. "What's going on? Tsuki already climbed on top of the house, and I can't get her down...hey do you need help with the bags?"

"Yes.I.Need.Help.With.The.Bags." I answered. I was already getting impatient. "SARAH!!"

"I'm comin'!" Sarah answered, tripping on her own feet down the stairs, Gaara following her.

Uzi shook her head. "How could you choose her as a girlfriend, Gaara?" she asked.

Gaara sighed. "I'm not really sure how it happened, but--"

"LEAVE!! Noooooow!!!" I screamed, loosing all patience.

"Okay!" Sarah answered, getting up. "By the way, where are Kiba, Naruto, and Lee?"

"They said they'd meet us there." Gaara answered. I grinned broadly at the fact of seeing Kiba again, even though it was only 5 days scince I've last seen him. "Somwhere at this fish restraunt. I just hope whoever cooks there is good."

"They will be." I promised.

"C'mon, let's go!! Who's driving?" asked Sarah.

"Me." I answered. "Because I didn't get mad when someone flipped the bird at me on the road..." Gaara looked to the side. "...and I didn't throw the car off the edge of a cliff..." Sarah giggeled nervously. "...and I'm also not the one who got angry when someone shouted at them on road and caused severe wind damage on dozens of property." Uzi glared at me.

"Damn!!" Sarah exclaimed. "I wanted to drive..." She clung on to Gaara and began wining. Gaara sighed.

"...Let's just go." I muttered, walkig outside.

"TSUKI!! GET OF THE ROOF!!" Gaara shouted at the top of the house, where the form of Tsuki was seen.

"Hi ho silver! AWAY!!!" Tsuki shouted, leaping off the roof and landing easily on her feet.

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"I THOUGHT you were riding in the back with Gaara, Sarah." I hissed.

"Gaara's right next to me. Remember there are three seats up here." Sarah answered.

"...Right. Now where are the keys to the car?" I asked, looking around until, "Here they are!!"

Sarah pulled out some toy keys (You know, the ones baby's use?) and tryed to put them in the car.

"...Sarah, those are toys." I reminded her sharply.

"Oh yeah!!" cried Sarah.

"My God..." Gaara muttered, handing me the real keys. "Here."

"Thank you. And please keep your girlfriend under control!" I muttered to myself, starting the car. "Let's hope she's not up to something when we make it to Craker Barrel..."

"WE'RE GOING TO CRAKER BARREL!!??" Sarah shouted, starting to flip out all over the place.

"DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!" I shouted as we started the car and were on our way to the beach. Until...

"Rhi, I left my cellphone--"

"DEAL WITH IT!!"

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Okay, there that is. Sorry if it sucks. It's kinda an America/Naruto crossover, and those aren't easy. And please, refrain from flaming me. Only 5 is enough I don't need the universe saying that this story sucks.

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