Chapter 1

Stupid Trench Coats

Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, if I did…laughs evilly I WOULD HAVE A POOL FULL OF SKITTLES! Just plain old eating the rainbow is boring and for poor people! I would be swimming in the rainbow…the yellow ones would be at the bottom because I always eat them last…

I thought of the idea for this story while listening to the song 'Complicated' by Avril Lavigne, which I don't own.

"Wow…you look like a moron Seto. Why do you always wear those damn trench coats?" Through her Scottish accent Nicole asked her friend who was standing in front of her in one of his trench coats was Seto Kaiba and to her he looked extremely uncomfortable.

"Because they're warm and keep me covered…I hate it when those annoying fan-girls undress me with they're eyes…It makes me feel so violated." He stated fixing his shirt that was underneath it, looking over at his head and most trusted bodyguard, Nicole, she simply nodded. Standing up she put the safety on her gun, put in the inside pocket of her cropped leather jacket, two knifes were on either side of her combat boots, on her belt they're was handcuffs. Her tight black pants showed her athletic build, but her tight red tank top made of cloth that could with stand an oozy-shot ((A/N: Not actually possible)) showed her ample bosom ((A/n: This character is based off of and named after my sister. She will most likely try to kill me after reading this part)). She fixed her blonde into white tipped emo-cut hair, making sure the back spikes would stay up, flipped off her collar to hide the tattoo of Seto and Mokuba together when they were younger. She made sure the silencer was in place on her second gun and they proceeded down stairs to get Mokuba.

The three of them walked through the door to the small game shop, and then walked towards, Nicole, however, stopped to talk to the gray haired man behind the counter.

"Hey Mokuba! Kaiba, what's up? Whose she?" Yugi asked from one of the couches he was laying on, snuggled into his Yami's arms. They had both come out of the closet with they're relationship and were proud to let the world know.

"Big brother, it's really hot in here, take off you're jacket." Seto rolled his eyes when Mokuba gave him the puppy eyes and did as was asked, throwing the trench at him.

"WOO! Take it off!" Nicole said waving a dollar in his face, Seto grabbed the dollar and stuffed it in his pocket. "HEY!"

"For harassing me." He stated simply. She took off her jacket and placed it on the coat rack, walked over to Mokuba and gave him a nuggie.

"This is Nicole! She's our body guard! She's awesome! She's also one of Seto's closet friends! I call her ma because she's kind of like Tea's mom, overprotective and kind of crazy!" Mokuba said when Nicole finally let him go. She waved and smiled, showing her pearly white that had a few chips in them. Joey, Duke, and Tristen all stared at her.

"Apparently they didn't hear the crazy part…" Seto muttered as Nicole hid behind him

"Did that tattoo on you're neck hurt?" Tea asked randomly. Nicole looked confused, "She's talking to you, you moron." Seto muttered.

"Yup. It took over 13 hours total? Something along those lines…It's mostly black with shading except I asked them to do Seto's eyes blue and Mokuba's silver-violety." Nicole explained, a few of her others were visible but nothing as big and beautiful as the one of the two Kaiba's. "Any who. The main reason we are here is because we've been receiving some threats involving Seto. Now how many of you don't have any sort of piercing?"

A few of the boys raised they're hands, as well as Serenity. "Ok…that's going to need to change. Unless you want to have surgery. Maybe I should explain, I've got a team of assassins, guards, and agents to protect you all. You will never know who any of them are except for me and my 'little' brother. We need a way of being able to know who is who. We've come up with either putting microchips into you're molar, which we did with Mokuba, Seto however, got the jewelry. Stick out you're tongue." He did and a green barbell was visible on his tongue. "That's the color they all are, a nice emerald green. Basically, it's a computer micro chip; you each will be receiving one of them. You either have to get you're molar implanted with a chip or the jewelry, easiest one is body jewelry which you are only allowed to take out in the shower or clean it, depending on where it is. Now. Which would you all like?"

Everyone stood around the living room as a tri-hair colored boy sat in the recliner, scared as hell. Yugi nervously smiled at Atemu who was whispering soothing words in his ear. "Want me to count to three or just do it?" Nicole asked, trying to make him as comfortable as possible.

"I'd just do it." Mokuba said. Nicole nodded and shot the piercing gun; with the green jewel now attached to his ear Yugi still squeezed his Yami's hands. "Done."

Yugi looked confused and lifted a hand to touch his ear, which was promptly smacked away, "No touchy, it's going to be sore. Kind of like a bee sting. Next."

Serenity sat on the chair; Nicole made it lean beck more. "You sure you want you're belly button done? That hurts."

"Yeah. I'm sure."

"Want me to hold you're hand?" Tristen and Duke asked at the same time. But Joey hadn't even asked, simply held his little sisters hand and gave her a silent reassuring squeeze. Nicole put the needle through the clamp on her belly button, and then slipped the ring through the hole.

"Done, be careful, I wouldn't give her to tight of a hug for a few weeks." Nicole said knowingly to her brother as they both stood up. "That everyone?"

"Bakura doesn't have anything-" The rest of what Ryou was saying was muffled by Bakura's hand.

"We're fine!" Bakura said roughly. Seto looked at Nicole who looked back at him, they both smirked and moved slowly towards Bakura. They strapped him onto the chair he was growling when Ryou walked over to him and stroked his hair.

"So, Ryan."

"Ryou." Seto corrected.

"Whatever. What would you like him to get done?" Ryou smiled at Nicole's question.

"Do his eyebrow." Ryou said, "You can un-strap him. I'll just sit in his lap. He won't move to hurt me, and if he tries to get up or to hurt anyone he won't get any for a month."

"I went without sex for five thousand years! I can-" Bakura spat, but Ryou interrupted.

"That was before you slept with me. And as a warning for if you do hurt anyone or get up, I'm going to tempt you so much that you'll be jerking off twenty four hours a day." Bakura huffed; Ryou smirked and kissed him slowly giving Nicole a thumbs up. She pinched Bakura's eyebrow and put the clamp on it, and slid the curved skewer-type-thingy ((A/N: No clue what they're called but that what it looks like.)) through the clamp. Bakura's hands gripped Ryou tighter, his hikiri kissing him more passionately to help him ignore the pain over his eye.

"Done, keep it clean. Wash it when you wake up and before you go to sleep. I wouldn't lean on that side of your head for awhile. It'll hurt like a bitch." Nicole explained. "I should know." She motioned to her visible eyebrow that had a silver hoop through it.

"We're going home now." Bakura stated, standing up dragging Ryou up as well.

"Why?" Ryou asked confused.

"Because you owe me big time!" Bakura hissed, a naughty twinkle in his eye. They stalked out, Ryou was able to say 'Bye guys' before he was dragged away.

"That's everyone, Nicole." Seto spoke calmly trying to ignore the fact that two men were just making out in front of him.

"Alright. Now for the rest of you. Get in a line." Nicole opened up Seto's brief case; any type of stud was available. "Tell me what you have pierced, if it's not an ear, tongue, eyebrow, nose, lip, or belly-button, wait until you get into the bathroom because I don't want to see it."

Mai lifted up her shirt a little showing her belly ring; she put the new belly ring in once she got it, putting the old one in her purse. Duke was about to tell her what he had pierced when she handed him an earring stud. He looked a little depressed about not being able to say the other piercing he had. Joey and Tristen both received nipple rings, that they had apparently got done together after graduation. Yami got a belly ring ((A/n: I read something about Pharaohs getting they're belly button's pierced somewhere…)) which he had apparently got pierced in ancient Egypt. Tea got a stud for her nose ring; she replaced her small diamond stud with the green one. Malik had gotten his lip done by Nicole earlier and Marik had gotten his ear pierced.

"Those give off a special signal, which alerts our assassins and guards through a beeper. That way we know who is where." Nicole explained. "And if Mokuba doesn't put down the chocolate I will be the one baking his birthday cake." Mokuba promptly put down the chocolate, not wanting a piece of charcoal covered in frosting for his birthday. ((A/n: You know it's true big sis. J/k please don't kill me...))

Everyone looked at her strangely. Sighing, "My vision is Twenty-twenty, twenty-twenty." She motion to her eyes and the 'eyes' in the back of her head. They all laughed.

"Let's go, Mokuba." Seto stated firmly. He turned to leave when he felt small hands tugging on his shirt.

"Can't they come over Seto? Please? We could all go swimming!" Mokuba offered as he held to the end of Seto's shirt and gave him the puppy eyes. Seto sighed and the little boy knew this meant he was giving in. It meant yes. "YA! Thank you big brother!"

"Whatever…just don't disturb me while I'm working."

"Dude-since when do you have such a bug in you're butt? You love to swim, Seto, what the hell is wrong?" Nicole stated, obviously confused. Everyone laughed; they didn't think she was serious. Then she made a revelation, "Oh! You don't want anyone to see you're scar-"

"That's enough! You should all grab you're bathing suits, I'll have Roland pick you up Mokuba, I've got Artie, you can have Nicole, Okay?"

"Thanks!" Mokuba looked towards Nicole after Seto had walked out towards the car. "He doesn't want to have any friends besides you. A.j. and Artie, he thinks that something will happen to them and he knows you three can take care of yourselves. He thinks friends will be a burden. Thats why he's such a jerk to them, Ma."

"That's probably the most laid back I've ever seen him." Tristen stated as Yugi and Yami ran upstairs to get they're bathing suits.

"Really? He was acting like such a jack ass." Nicole looked at the shocked faces. "I've got a DVD that may help explain what I mean." She handed it to Duke who popped it into the DVD player and pressed play, just as Yugi and Atemu walked down the stairs and entered the room.

The movie:

Seto wearing baggy black shorts without a shirt on, playing basket ball against Nicole. He smiled as he tried to get around her but was hit with a squirt gun.

"Mokuba!" He roared, and chased the smaller boy around while still getting squirted. When he finally caught him, picked him up and chucked him into a huge pool.

His back was to the camera as he laughed at his brother, who was at this time attempting to pull him into the pool.

Nicole paused the camera. "You see those marks on his back? Those are from Gozoburo. And if he hadn't killed himself, Seto would most likely have died from the abuse. Those are scars, he's very sensitive about the. See the one that goes from his neck to his stomach? That one nearly killed him."

She pressed play;

"Shh! Watch this…" Nicole said to the camera, she snuck up to Seto and jumped on his back. "Boo!"

"What the fuck!"

Seto ran in circles trying to get the girl off him, but she held tightly with both her arms and legs wrapped around his body. In a last feeble attempt to get her off, he jumped into the water.

When he finally got out of the water he walked up to the camera, inhaling helium from a balloon he spoke in a chipmunk like voice, "What's up bitches? Let's all get naked! Whoot!"

He coughed and laughed so did the camera guy, a huge black dog with a white nose ran up to Seto and head butted his crotch. He fell over in pain, "Why can't you miss for once Edge? Why!"

The dog walked over to the pool and jumped in, swimming around with the attitude of, 'I'm the shit.' The camera zoomed in on Seto's face. "Sometimes I hate that dog. He was so nice before he got fixed…" He looked over at the dog swimming in the pool, "If he didn't hump the furniture he wouldn't have gotten fixed!"

The movie ended as Seto got up and jumped into the pool. "That," Nicole stated, "Is the Seto Kaiba I know. That's my buddy, not the jerk, tight assed, trench coat collector you all know." Everyone looked around with no one speaking. Nicole lifted one eyebrow as she put the DVD back into its case. "He never finds out I showed you this. Let's go, whose house is first?"

And now for your moment of Zen:

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spiderpigdoes…

Go see Transformers! It rocked!

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Ciao for now. 3