Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura got a job at Taco Bell
Naruto: Yahoo! Hey guys, isn't this great! Just the three of us, working at Taco Bell! Aren't you psyched!
Sakura: Um, no! This place is filthy, and this grease is really doing a number on my hair! What do you think, Sasuke? 3
Sasuke: I hate all of you… (annoyance, twitch, twitch, pulsing vein, twitch)
Naruto: Oh c'mon guys, this'll be fun! D
Sakura: Shut up Naruto, no one cares what you have to say!
Sasuke: Ha ha, what she said… (Sasuke checks his watch and taps his foot impatiently)
(Naruto is in the background playing with the condiments)
Sakura: (notices Sasuke is upset) What's the matter Sasuke?
Sasuke: (brushes her hand off of his shoulder) Uh… I'm waiting for someone. She should've been here by now…
Sakura: "She"? Who's "She"?
Sasuke: "She" is my new girlfriend, if you must know.
Sakura: (rage, fury, irritation) WHAT! You have a GIRLFRIEND! (calmness) Who is she?
Sasuke: Zarkai Hatake.
Sakura: What! Kakashi's daughter! The Vampire girl!
(Naruto proceeds to squirt ketchup up his nose)
Naruto: Gah! Uh… guys? A little help here…
Sakura: (extreme rage) SHUT UP! (steaming) Now, you were saying, Sasuke… (flutters eyelashes)
Naruto: … Whoa… (lovesick) Ahhh… She's so cute when she's angry…
Sasuke: Yes, the Vampire, is that a problem?
(Zarkai walks through the door)
Zarkai: Oh my god, Sasuke I am so sorry I'm late!
(Sasuke leaps over the counter and runs to her)
Sakura: (mouth agape) Hadawha?...
Sasuke: (holds Zarkai's hands) Oh don't worry about it babe, at least you're here. (hugs her)
Zarkai: (chuckles) Awww… I love you! (they kiss)
Sakura: (she-hulk) Sakura smash, Sakura crush, Sakura hurt, Sakura mad!
Naruto: Hi Zarkai! Ha ha Sasuke's got a girlfriend, Sasuke's got a girlfriend, Sasuke's in love, Sasuke's in love- Aaack!
(Sakura punches Naruto in the mouth, knocking him into a wall)
Sakura: WILL YOU BE QUIET! … thank you…
Naruto: (dizzy) Uhhhh…
(Sasuke and Zarkai sit in a booth together)
Sasuke: (takes Zarkai's hands in his) I was looking forward to seeing you again.
Zarkai: Oh, Sasuke, you just saw me 20 minutes ago.
Sasuke: I know, but you're so insanely beautiful.
Zarkai: (chuckles) And you're so insanely charming… and hott…
Sasuke: Ooooo… me likey… (sits next to Zarkai and starts kissing at her neck)
Zarkai: (giggles) … Oh you naughty boy! (hugs him closer as Sasuke continues kissing at her neck)
(The bell on the door rings as a customer walks in)
Sasuke: (stops and looks up) Oh, man… I'm sorry babe, I gotta work! But I'll be back on my lunchbreak and we're gonna continue right where we left off, k? (winks)
Zarkai: No prob, sexxi, I'm lookin' forward to it! (winks back)
(Sasuke hurries off to wait on customers)
Zarkai: (singing) Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go-o-o, I wanna be sedated (hums the rest)
(Zarkai pulls out a vial of blood from her trenchcoat pocket and takes a long drink just as Sakura sits across from her)
Zarkai: Oh, hello Sakura. Is there something you wanted to talk to me about?
Sakura: Yes, actually. I just wanted to get something straight, since you're Sasuke's girlfriend and all, heh heh… (she-hulk) I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO GET SASUKE! NOT YOU, ME! BLAH BLAH BLAH…!
(as Sakura carries on, Zarkai puts her bottle away, takes out a mallet, walks over to Sakura, and hits her over the head with the mallet, knocking her out)
Sakura: … Uhhhh…
Zarkai: Ahhh… much better…
(Sasuke walks up on his lunchbreak)
Sasuke: Hey, babe, I'm back- Whoa! What happened here? (happy)
Zarkai: Oh! Hey Sasuke! Well, your friend here was kinda bothering me, so I, uh…
Sasuke: Say no more, I can't thank you enough for shutting her up! Oh… (sexy look in eye) Now where were we?... (clasps her waist)
Zarkai: (giggles) … Right about here… (takes his face in her hands and kisses him)
Yes...I know its a bit random. I was bored...REVIEWS PLEASE!
(also, this is the end of the fanfic)