Story 1

An Interesting Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, on an island far, far way-

"Hold up! I thought you said this story was about Bionicle?" a very annoying and rude character named Tahu butted in.

"It is." the author, otherwise known as Nokama93, replied.

"Bionicle stories don't start with once upon a time."

"Well this one does. And who's the author here? I don't see you working your fingers off at a keyboard! Now be quiet and let me tell the story."

"Why should I?"

"Because otherwise I won't let you kiss Gali at the end of the story."

"Okay! I'll be quiet!"

"Much better." the author said with an evil smile.

Once again, once upon a time, on an island far, far, far away-

"It should only be two far's." the extremely rude toa once again butted in.

Nokama93 then proceeded to duct tape over the lower half of his mask, aka, tape over his mouth.

For the third time, once upon a time, on an island far, far way there lived six friends of royal blood. Their names were Princess Gali of the Ga kingdom, Prince Lewa of the Le kingdom, Prince Onua of the Onu kingdom, Prince Pohatu of the Po kingdom, Prince Kopaka of the Ko kingdom, and Prince Royal Pain in the Rear Tahu of the Ta kingdom.

"Hey!"

"Keep that mouth duct taped!" the author replied as she jumped onto the very rude toa.

"Hey, toa-brothers," another annoying toa called to his teammates, "Tahu just got beat up by the author!"

"Lewa, if you don't shut up and get back into your place, you'll be next!" the enraged author threatened.

"Whatcha' gonna' do? Write at me?"

The author then pummeled Lewa, and went back to her seat.

"As I was saying…"

All of them were very brave, even if two of them were annoying, and they kept their subjects very well protected. Everyone was living in happy peace, until the dark Lord Makuta threatened the kingdoms. The princes and princess rallied together to fight the evil entity, but were defeated again and again. One reason might have been the fact that they acted as six different beings, or it could have been that Prince Lewa was constantly flirting with Princess Gali, but the first reason is more likely.

"I do not flirt with Gali!"

"You do too." Gali replied.

"Both of you, stop talking and let me write the story!"

As I was saying…

"Tahu! Did you spread jelly all over my keyboard while I was breaking Lewa and Gali up?!"

"Why yes, yes I did."

"Fine! I give up. Ya'll can go ahead and do whatever you were doing before I called you to act."

"Yay!" everyone, except for Kopaka, yelled. Kopaka simply muttered under his breath. No, we do not want to know what he said.

I Gave Up

Author's Note: The toa were driving me mad! I couldn't finish the story, and now my fingers smell like grape jelly!