It Had To Be Done. They've had it coming.

Disclaimer. I Do not own Naruto.

This will be updated along with the Adventures of Jefafa in Ninja Land, also known as Pisses Me Off. No worries. Although you might want to read Pisses me off to understand some of the jokes. In any case, enjoy.

It may not be well known to outsiders, but inside every major Hidden Village, there is a thing that causes terror to even the Kages, annoyance, lust and occasionally suicidal behavior. The Portal. No one knew when it would appear, it just did. It never really was a good thing when it appeared either. You see, The Portal tended to chuck random things out. The most harmless thing being a shoe, probably the most dangerous hazard-wise being a blue Prius driven by a pimp who was in actuality a puppet. But that's a different story.

No, aside from those things, the Portal most of the time managed to throw out the same thing in different forms. The Annoyances. Many stories through the years have been passed down from shinobi to shinobi around a campfire while on missions about these beings. Some say, they can only be killed with silver kunai soaked in holy water, others say that their stare can turn even the gayest man straight (if not temporarily) but most can agree on one thing: They were unholy beings that needed to be ended.

The following stories are experiences some shinobi have come across when dealing with these demonic beings. Our first takes place on the outskirts of Konoha…

Shikamaru trudged down the road. Guard duty sucked. It was so troublesome. Temari had been held up by a sandstorm and therefore, instead of escorting her around Konoha, he was assigned this troublesome task until she arrived. All seemed clear. He plopped down on the side of the road and soon fell asleep.

He was soon rudely awoken by a grating noise. He looked up and saw a giant Portal spinning nearby on the road. He jumped to his feet and attempted to use the radio, but the frequency turned up as white noise. Not Good. From this portal dropped out three humanoid figures before closing off. Shikamaru tried the radio again and immediately got the guard tower.

"Get someone over here. We've got trouble." He immediately shot his shadow off in the direction of the crumpled bodies which now were stirring.

"What the hell? I can't move!" Came the whine of a young teenaged girl. "Can you guys move?"

"Shut up Amanda. No I can't! What about you Kayci?" Another snapped.

"Nope. Hehehe…penguins." The one named Kayci giggled.

"This is not the time to be weird!" Amanda whined. "Raven, make her stop."

He now saw that the girl Raven was dressed in dark clothes with rips and chain while the others had on different clothes. Ripped jeans, tee-shirts boasting images of a pale guy with the words Twilight emblazoned upon the chest and the girl Amanda with tank, shorts and flip flops.

"Oh my Edward! It's Shikamaru!" Kayci suddenly squealed. Shikamaru quickly backed up and wondered how they knew his name and more importantly, where the hell was that backup? "You Totally shouldn't be with Temari! You should totally be with Ino!!!" She squealed.

What. The. Hell?

"Oh my gawd you are so fuckin weird!" Raven snapped.

"Shut up you're jus mad that it isn't Gaara." The blonde stuck her tongue out.

Shikamaru suddenly spotted a figure down the road, traveling a fast pace. Thank god! Temari! She quickly stopped when she saw the situation then cautiously approached.

"Oh my gawd! It's Temari!" Amanda squealed. "You've got to show me how to get my hair that way!"

Temari gave Shikamaru a 'What the hell?' look.

"Hey! You back off of Shikamaru! He's Ino's man!" Kayci proclaimed angrily. "I've written too many fanfiction and done too much fanart for you two to blow it now!"

"So you're Gaara's sister…He single, looking, what?" Raven casually asked.

"Fangirls." Temari spoke bluntly. "Oh come on now lazy-ass, I would have expected you to know how to deal with this species of The Annoyance by now! The Portal chuck them out?"

"Yeah! The giant spinning portal of Doom thingy threw us out here!" Amanda beamed.

"I regret you saying that." Temari sighed. "Watch closely Shikamaru." Temari unhooked her fan from her back and swung it out and she gave a fake angsty sigh. The Portal starting reappearing gradually. Temari gave a huge swing with the fan as Shikamaru released his jutsu and the girls were sent screaming back into The Portal as it snapped back shut.

"What. Were. They?" Shikamaru demanded, still scared.

"Fangirls. We tend to treat them a bit better than the more advanced species of The Annoyance. They aren't dangerous, just annoying. Sending them back from whence they came is usually the best." Temari shrugged. "Now, you owe me dango for this." She grinned cheekily as she started off towards the village. How Troublesome.

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