Disclamer:if I owned any thing in this story besides my name do you think I would be wasting my time on this btw is my lil sis btw please forgive the bad spelling...oh yeah one more thing I posted this once before but because it was Chat/Script it got taken off 2 hours after it was posted but in that short period of time I did get a review so I had to retype it oh and sorry if it's hard to read.ok enjoy
chapter1: crazy people,crazy songs,and crazy fangirls
"Ok Holy Mother scene one take one."
"NOOOO! dead people I see dead people!"
"Scar! I thought I told you to memerize your script!"
"I did but Sir, but Envy said there was a last minute scipt change."
"Uh, Sir we're still rolling."
"Then shut it off! and Scar why the hell would Envy tell you that there was a last minute script change?"
"Because I'm not in this episode so I decided to make everyone else look like a moron!"
Envyfan pops up suddenly
"Great evil plan Envy by the way your hot."
A safe falls on Envyfan
"Holy Mother scene one take two"
"Uh? I forgot what my script said."
"Oh forget it."
"I already did."
"NO! we'll take the vary last scene from the previous episode and put it at the begining of this episode."
"Oh...give me a kiss."
"Uh two problems with that. One I'm a guy and two I'm your boss."
"Oh...give me a kiss Riza."
"NOT EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST LIVEING OR INANIMENT OBJECT TO EVER EXIST IN ALL ETERNATY!"
"Soooo...is that a yes?"
"IT'S A NO!"
"I'm baccccccck and now it's time to sing." Envyfan starts singing
"I'm speciel I'm happy I'm gonna heave, welcome to my happy world no get your shit and leave...I belive I can fly, I belive I can touch the sky, I got shot by the FBI, all I wanted was some chickin wings, instead I got some pork en beans...ninja ninja rap, ninja ninja rap, go go go go,go ninja go ninja go,go ninja go ninja go...I'm a shuga babe, the real shuga babe, all you other shuga babes are just imatating, so won't the real shuga babe, please jump up, please jump up, please jump up...I hate him he hates me lets hang barney from a tree."
Crickets chirping
"Hello everybody...hey wait this isn't the set for Beyblade it's the set for F.M.A.
even better!"
"I'm sorry but who the hell are you?"
"Pissed off, well not really Greed, lets just say I'm probbaly the most crazed Roy fangirl I mean I found this website were you can marry your fav character and I married 12 different Roys & a Roy kitty, and the name's sesshy-sesshy-girl. By the way Rooooy it's you yeasys my Roysys"
"Hey either love me or get lost."
"Grrrr.I'm speciel I'm happy I'm gonna heave,welcome to my happy world no get your shit and leave."
"Make me!"
"Oh make you, ok I'll just sing my fav song and if that dosen't work I'll call the M.I.B, CIA, and FBI."
"Partical man,Partical man doing the things a Partical can,what's he like it's not important Partical man,is he a dot or is he a speck when he's underwater dose he get wet or dose the water get him instead nobody knows Partical man. Triangle man,Triangle man,Triangle man hates Partical man,they have a fight Triangle wins Triangle man. Universe man,Universe man size of the entire Universe man, usally kind to smaller men Universe man,he's got a watch with a minute hand,a milleniam hand, and a neon hand and when they meet it's happy land powerful man,Universe man.Person man, Person man, hit on the head with a frying pan lives his life in a garbage can Person man,is he depressed or is he a mess dose he feel totaly worthless who came up with Person man degraded man,Person man.Triangle man,Triangle man,Triangle man hates Person man,they have a fight Triangle wins Triangle man."
crickets chirping
"Get this girl of my set NOW!"
"Well Envy now you have to leave or I'll call the M.I.B,FBI,and the CIA got it."
"Why the hell would they come?"
"Because I'm a secret agent for all three so they'll listen to me."
"Oh shit!"
"AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Wrath stop laughing at Envy's missfourtune."
"But, Dante! Fine."
"Huggels!"
Huggels? Scar, you know where my kitty Huggels is?"
"Yep, I ate him!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Scar did you and Envy take your medication today?"
"No sir, Roy the girlfriend stealer!"
"Grrrr! you stole my girlfriend, must kill Roy"
"Um Havoc. Furey stole your girlfriend remember."
"Thanks Roy, must kill Furey"
"I'm too sexy for my shirt,too sexy for my shirt,sooo sexy it hurts."
"THATS IT! ARMSTONG PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON,HAVOC STOP STANGALING FUREY, SCAR AND ENVY TAKE YOUR MEDICTION,WRATH STOP LAUGHING,DANTE YOU MAKE SURE ENVY AND SCAR TAKE THEIR MEDICTION,GREED YOUR DEAD IN THE SHOW AND AREN'T SOUPOSED TO BE HERE SO GET LOST,ROY STOP STATING THE OBVIES,WIERD GIRL GET LOST,AL STOP CRYING,AND WHERE THE HELL IS THE SHORT ELRIC!"
(hundreds of miles away)
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! we've done it we have captured Edward Elric and all his hotness."
"HORAAAAAAAAAAY!"
"So what are we gonna do with him?"
"Oh I have my plans Nyahahahahahahahahaha."
".ho..e.e..c...e...s..r.!"(Translation Who the hell called me short!)
cliffie yea fear it fear it please R&R oh and what will happen to the show will they ever get it right well they must have or the episode wouldn't exist but what will happen to Ed btw this fic is sapous to be really random oh and please forgive the bad spelling.and I might accept episode request but it depends if I have seen it or not bye