It was a hot summer day. Beads of sweat rolled down Konohamaru's eight year old neck as he kicked repeatedly at the dummy. The boy wiped tears of frustration from his eyes then tugged at his hair, glancing around the clearing.
"I'll never be the hokage if I can't even master this simple technique!" wailed the boy.
Meanwhile, a muscled god watched on from the bushes, rubbing his crotch against a tree branch.
"Mmmm that eight year old body covered in sweat is really doing things to me," murmured the dark figure.
Suddenly, the figure rose from his position in the bushes and jumped into the clearing with such speed that his sexy green jumpsuit slipped down off his body and pooled around his knees.
"W-who are you?" screeched Konohamaru, flailing his pointer finger at the ¾ naked stranger.
The previously jump suit wearing man chuckled deeply, taking a piece of Konohamaru's hair between his finger tips and rolling it gently.
"It is it, Might Gai your new sensei of love, Kono-chan! I believe together we will succeed greatly in demonstrating the glorious dance of youth!" screamed Gai, spit flying from his lips.
Konohamaru flinched, edging backwards away from the man.
"M-m-might-sensei-san-kun-sempai-chan!" he whimpered, blushing like a tomato, "I have only just met you!"
"I understand your hesitation, young ninja, but you must understand you are like a blooming lotus, ready to be thrust into and my seed spilled into your stomach for future storage!" preached the masculine, muscular, might filled man, "It is time you learnt the proper use for your delicate o chin chin."
With those last words, the tanned beast stepped out of the bottom of his jump suit and grabbed Konohamaru's arms firmly, pulling the boy towards him.
"FIRST GATE, GATE OF OPENING!" squealed Gai, ripping open the young boys shirt to reveal his small pink nipples.
"Gai-chan!" gasped Konohamaru, blushing a deeper red before digging his nails into the elder's forearms.
The handsome devil of the Leaf Village chuckled again, tilting his head back towards the sky and continuing his throaty laugh.
"It is time to dance, my prince!" announced Gai, tugging Konohamaru's shorts down and ramming his horse sized penis into the boy's anoos.
Konohamaru's body split open from anoos up to his forehead, the two separate parts of his split body falling around Gai's ankles.
"Damn," the jounin cursed, "I thought I had finally found someone worthy of my horse sized length…"
Sighing, Gai picked up the two halves of the dead boy's body and pulled his jumpsuit back up to around his waist.
"I guess I'll just go ditch the body then make another party sized bowl of jello to masturbate in again," he huffed dejectedly and started back home.
THE END