And so, I just felt like doing this, a parody of all things, to shows, games, songs, and of course voice actor jokes, just so show my love of Rune Factory, so enjoy the introduction chapter! Opposite speak in bold by the way.

Chapter 1 -Introduction-: And so they all come Together

"So, have the letters been shipped out?" asked a female voice, a rather young one at that, who was currently just sitting in a large chair, and the figure had dark brown hair tied back in a pony tail, and for some reason had a brae, you know, those weird little pushed down hats, which was white, she looked like she was planning some type of attack. The chair she was sitting in was one that would belong to a boss of a company, which was in front of large windows, currents close, and sitting behind a desk. The room was rather dimly lit, except for the gigantic blue-lit screen on the wall to the right, which showed locations of different places, Kardia, Alvarna, Trampoli, Sharance, and Fenith Island. On the screen held an array of names, the ones that stood out the most was Raguna, Klye, Micah, Aden, and Sonja.

"Yes, the letters to the people have been shipped," replied another female in the room, who was standing in front of the desk, the figure had dark, long brown hair, and held a rather stern look on her serious face, but with annoyed eyes.

"Perfect, my plan is in motion, soon they will be under my control! They will all be my personal furniture to play with, wahahahahahahahah! *Cough, cough, cough,* curse you coughing!" laughed the crazed girl, with a evil tint in her bluish greenish eyes, apparently she had something evil in store for all these people, poor them, being forced to be her furniture, oh, that means in her mind either personal servants or play things, it's hard to tell with her.

"Yeah, yeah, evil plan in motion and your personal pieces of furniture, just please don't cough to death," replied the other girl who appeared as if she didn't care about the psycho girl in front of her, understandably though, she did black mailed into being her "Vice-Butler Furniture," and could care less about her weird plans.

Before the deranged girl was able to reply a female voice in the background said in a rather playful yet serious tone, "You don't own any furniture~!" and that caused the crazy girl to yell, "Shut up, yes I do own people as my personal furniture! And you," she yelled while pointing at the "I-could-care-less-about-this" girl and yelled, "You better not have been talking in opposite speak right their!"

"Of course I was not doing such a thing. Oh, and you spelled that Kyle guy name wrong, it isn't Klye," spoke the other brunette, just why does she have to be here!

"What!" yelled the girl slamming her hands onto the desk and getting up from the chair, "I won't allow for such a thing! He will for now on be known by my spelling, you hear!"

"I hear you (You freaking nut case)" mumbled the normal one back to the crazy one, she felt sorry for the poor guy, thanks to this nut, he can't even use his right name, what's next? She's going to make him pretend he is a girl and force him to pay back a dept that doesn't exist just because she feels like it?

"Good," says the girl sitting back into the chair, crossing her arms across her chest, "Now all we have to do is wait for them to arrive! Then the fun will begin! In till then though, Koda, fetch me the eighth season of NCIS, I have to kill time in some sort of manner!" demeaned the girl, who was yet again pointing at the other, who's name was apparently Koda, what an odd name.

"Yes my lord," spoke Koda in a sarcastic tone, oh, if only she wasn't currently being blackmailed, she would be smacking that self-centered brat on the head over and over until she passed out and could escape.

"Good," was all the nut said while spinning around in her chair, so the back was facing Koda, "Soon, everything will be going according to my great plan."

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In all of the villages mentioned on the screen in the nut case's den, each and every person had received an invitation of some sorts inviting them to a mansion someplace near the capital of the land they lived on, which name currently escapes the writer. People where rather curious what this event was all about, all the letter said was, "You are invited to my home for an extravagant event of fun for everyone," and so people questioned who could the sender be. Just who was this mysterious person who sent them this? Could they be trusted? Well, in Kardia, they had nothing better to do after Raguna left the village to go track down Mist, so why not?

Well, in Alvarna, they though more or less the same, except Kyle was rather displeased that the person spelled his name wrong, it's not that hard to spell! His wife thought it would be fun for the whole village to go out together and have fun together, and give them some worthy family bonding time, after he was gone for such a long time. So, he and his fellow villagers all agreed to go, so they packed up and left to the location left to them in the letter.

Then in Trampoli, the farmer Raguna was debating on if they should go or not, he had a farm to take care of course. Though, as soon as he found out that Mist, the airhead that he came chasing after in the first place was already leavening yet again without telling him, thanks to Anette though, he managed to catch up to her and told her to wait for the rest of the town people to get ready for them to all leave together, for it would be much safer. All she did was nod her head up and down, and after a day the whole town left together, but Raguna really didn't want to leave his farm.

In Sharance on the other hand, Micah was already being forced to get ready to leave to this unknown place for all the people where all excited to go to this mysterious place, well, except for a select few. In the end, Micah was forced to leave his home while being threatened that if he didn't go along and protect them, they would return to him as ghosts and haunt him for the rest of his life. Micah, being the sensitive boy he is, wouldn't know what to do if he would have to suffer the wrath of vengeful ghosts, decided it would be best to go with them.

Then on Fenith Island, the villagers where actually willing to go, but getting there would be the problem, their was something rather fishy going on. The boat that came to the island was rather earlier than usual, and of course Sonja thought it seemed rather odd for it to be their so soon, but Aden being Aden, just dismissed it as nothing more of a coincidence, but the small island's guard who everyone thought was a guy which turned out to be a girl agreed with Sonja, but yet again, Aden didn't really pay attention.

A few days passed, and day-by-day, the people of each village arrived at the location, and let's say they all wondered why the person who greeted them was not the one who sent the letter, then just where was the person who did? The girl who just said her name was Koda, dressed in just a simple pair of black dress pants, and a white button down shirt, lead each on the people to their rooms in the extremely over sized home.

As time went on, the people who all came together discussed their current situation, well, that's was what they hoped to do, but alas, nothing really ever got done. Raguna was busy being hounded by the girls from Kardia, all wondering just what he did in Trampoli after he found Mist, and of course misunderstands came along with rather suggestive words coming from Mist's mouth. While Raguna was suffering the fate of the girls of Kardia and Trampoli, who seem to be all fighting over him, except for the Irises who where currently asleep. For Kyle and the people from his home, things where perfectly fine for some reason probably because they where the most normal out of all the people there. While Micah was, like usual, being tormented by the girls for he was stuck with the most eccentric characters from the whole series, poor thing. Oh, and of course there was a nice little family reunion going on with the members of the De Saint Coquille family, along with the large consumption of the overly large mansions food supply, Koda was rather happy that she wasn't the chief in the place or she would be flipping out on all of them.

When the time came for the last batch of people to come into the suspicious looking mansion the deranged girl finally appeared. All of the people where called into a large parlor room that had stairs in the back of the room, and walking down the hall of the upper area was none other than the crazy girl. She still had her hair pulled back, and she wore rich looking attire, colors consisting of purple blue and black. She gave off the air of a higher class person, and for some reason she was singing with a tint of anger, "I don't want to do these things anymore; it's nothing but useless words. Why are they no good? I don't understand the question. Sorry that I am too young. Sorry for this defiant period. However, even you severely failed to pass. You say, "What a good sister" or something like that. I can't get used to that, and I never want to. "Don't buy that" "Paper tax and ink tax will be added." What a nerve! You pretend to be my sister doesn't put on airs with me. So screw you bear."

At that same time though, Koda, who had a frown on her face and a downcast look with a sad yet at the same time angry look in her brown eyes. She was standing by the stairs which lead to where the people where gathered together decided to said, "Why are you singing? You can't sing for crap," she paused for a moment and went on to say, "And I see you finally decided to come out of your little room you NCIS obsessed freak," then she went to say under her breath, "Why don't you jump out a window? I can't stand you little damn brat."

The crazy person who went up to Koda, stopped, stared at her for a second, then smacked her on the back of her head and declared, "How dare you insult my singing you crappy butler! And what is wrong with me being obsessed with NCIS? At least I'm not a narcissist over controlling wench like you!" and after that she sighed and placed her hand to her head, "I guess that's from hanging around with those moronic simpletons who can't accomplish a thing like Alfred and Gilbert huh?" with that she laughed a bit, bugging Koda was rather enjoyable indeed, she would always reply in an annoyed tone. She turned her face to look at the people she managed to gather here, though she doesn't remember any of the names except the ones she took a quick interest, they all appear to be confused and wondering just what is going on and what they where doing here in the first place; this is going to be rather enjoyable game for her, having so many different chess pieces to play with all under her control.

She was going to say something to the crowd of toys, in prime and crisp condition, as if this was the first time they where open from their little boxes, "Okay people, you're here fo-," and that was the last thing she said before she felt a hand adding pressure to her face, the surprise of the initial hit caused her to stumble back a bit. She stared straight at Koda, with hate in her eyes, and she yelled in a cold tone, "Shut your mouth Arietta, you don't even know them!"

And at that moment, Raguna ventured up the stairs getting in-between the two girls, having absolutely no freaking clue what was going on and asked calmly, "Why are we here exactly? And why are you two fighting for if you have guests?" he hoped he and the rest of the people here didn't get called here for it to turn out to be some joke or ruined by some argument by these two are having, and where are their parents anyway? They don't look old enough to be living in a large place by themselves, are they?

Somewhere in the group of people Bianca spoke up and said, "He's right! This is no way to act in front of others; do you have no manners at all? Oh, and you butler girl, this is no way to treat your master, I think you need some lessons from Tabatha on how to behave properly!" when you work under someone of title and money, you don't act like a brat!

"Um, Ms. Bianca, I think their both a fault and they both should learn how to properly behave," mentioned Tabatha who was a little worried about how she said the butler girl should serve her master, does that Bianca is her master now?

"That's right! I don't think you two should fight over something so stupid like singing and this NCIS thing," spoke Raguna in a stern tone of voice, he may not know how these two get along, but fighting won't solve anything! "And could you please explain to us why where here? If it's not important, I have a farm to take care of!" and that was true, he's losing out on money by standing around here.

At that statement Koda just turned her back to the other girl, Arietta, only saying, "I'm no butler, and you're going to regret asking that," regretting he shall, for this girl will cause nothing but trouble.

"Why you ask?" replied Arietta, who didn't seem angry at all towards her butler, "That is simple, your purpose of being here is so I can play with you," with that all the people gave a, "What…?" Arietta then turned so she could view all the people here, "You all shall be my personal toys, or furniture! The job you have is to act out various scenes of different shows; anime, games, and a crap load of other things because I felt like it! And no, no one can leave until I'm bored with it, and if any of you try to leave," and now she was pointing at all of them, she seems to love doing that, "Then as the Queen of Hearts would say, "Off with your heads!""

Everyone was now quite and shocked, so they where basically kidnapped, is that it? And now they're being forced to do whatever this nut wants them to do? Oh, how screwed they are now!

"I knew I should have ran away…," mumbled Micah, he is not going to like this!

"Now then people, follow me to the auditorium that defies all logic to act out different scenes~!" shouted Arietta happily, and when she is having fun, they are screwed.

And that ends the introduction chapter; hopefully it wasn't bad, I hoped you didn't mind the OC characters, I wanted there to be some reason they are all together at one spot instead of the usual, they come out of nowhere scenario, and I'm going to try to throw a plot into this somehow and somewhere. About the OCs, they come from me and my friends Hetalia role-play, Arietta is my character that usually ends up dieing in the end somehow, or going a little crazy. While Koda belongs to awesome-bear (Narcissist), the temperamental one who ends up doing as Ari says, and somehow has super strength. Anyhow, the only plot deceive is the little song that Ari was singing that same from a Hetaloid song. Anyhow, I hoped you enjoyed this and review please, and chapter two shall be up shortly, which shall show how the process of the parodying shall go.