Disclaimer: Yeah yeah, you know how it goes...
Ha ha! I did it again! Another one of my semi-funny fics. Only this one is a songfic. My old buddy at 512 Productions
gave me the idea from this one.
It starts right after Gokou here's the old song by Harry Chapin, "Cat's in the cradle."
(AUTHOR'S NOTE: I recommend you have heard the song Cat's in the Cradle before reading this.)
Gokou was in tears after hearing the song when Vegeta turned and glared at him.
"Oh my god! Your such a wimp! That song sucks!"
"Shut up Vegeta! I am goin' out for Chinese."
Gokou arrived at the Peking Moon. The best Chinese restaurant in town.
"What can I get for you?" Chou Lin asked.
"Sweet and Sour Pork." Gokou replied.
After Gokou was served his meal, he took one bite, and then he realized (this is where the song thing begins)
Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork...
He's purring here on my fork
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough...
Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store
I said not today, I lost my appetite
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight
I was sucking on a rolaids and a tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys
And that is when I knew
There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purring there on my fork...
There's a hairball on my fork.....
Ok ok, that's it! Go to =-www.512productions.com-= to see the flash version of it!