Zero:Well this is something for Whitewolf997 who's a fan of Vector.

Durbe:I have a bad feeling about this.

Zero:As the title says Vector will have miscellaneous items ranging from plastic toys to chainsaws.

(Durbe,Alito,Gilag,and Misael turns pale)

Vector:MWAHAHAHAHA!

Misael:I want to kill you Zero.

Zero:Eep! Spare me at least until I finish the story!

Durbe:You have officiallly landed us-

Vector:Chainsaws! Butcher Knives!

Misael:In hell.

Zero:This is also dedicated to my dear brother Eddie who's a big fan of Vector and please review!

Chapter 1:Guitar

Durbe jumped 6 feet into the air from the horrible,loud,ear bleeding, and sounds like a dead cat yowling music.

"What the heck is going on?!"he thought crawling out of bed still in his pajamas. He passed by a groggy Misael who looked annoyed. As they suspected the music came from Vector's room.

"BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! All over the floor as I chop people heads!"sang Vector way off tune.

Durbe and Misael covered their ears as Alito and Gilag entered the hallway.

"Vector SHUT UP!"shouted Misael as the silver hair barian laughed.

"I COULD BUT I RATHER NOT MISA-CHAN!"shouted Vector as Misael tore down the door with an axe and stomped inside.

Durbe,Alito,and Gilag cringe at the yelps of pain coming from the room. Misael exited shortly dusting his hands.

"What did you do?"asked Durbe.

"Knock Vector senseless."replied Misael as he went back into his room to catch more sleep.

"Vector put that thing down!"said Durbe exasperated as Vector sat on the couch strumming his guitar simply refusing to put it away.

"If I hear anoth-."said Misael as Vector began his horrible singing which earned him a punch so hard he tore a hole in the wall.

"I'll get the cement and crystals."said Durbe as he went away.

"Ouchie Misa-chan punches to hard."said Vector as he rubbed his swollen head.

"I AM NOT A GIRL FOR DON THOUSAND'S SAKE!"Misael screeched in anger as he chased after a laughing Vector.

"The last thing we need is Vector bringing home a boombox."thought Durbe.

Chapter 1 and 1/2:Boom Box

"DIE! MORTALS! DIE! When see King Vector pee in your pants!"shouted Vector except this time the music came from a boombox.

"Ughh how did I know this was going to happen?"thought Durbe placing a pillow on his face to muffle the loud music.

"VECTOR YOU BAKA! Shut the damn thing off it's still 7 am!"shouted Misael from his room.

"Sorry Misa-chan I didn't know that I was interrupting your beauty sleep."said Vector from his room.

"THAT DOES IT!"Misael shouted and stomped to Vector's room.

"Vector here's your black blob jelly,turkey legs,barian pig meat,and barian chicken wings."said Durbe as he gestured to the table.

"YAY LUNCH!"exclaimed Vector as he jumped onto his seat.

The others made sure to sit as far as away from him as possible especially Durbe and Misael. Vector 'accidentally' flung a spoonful of black blobs of whatever they are things at Durbe and Misael. Durbe took out a handkerchief and wiped his glasses.

"VECTOR GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!"commanded Durbe his attitude more stormy than normal. Vector obeyed running away like a little kid.

"He's going to play his guit-."said Misael.

"Breaking human stones! Wait that's not right." "Breaking human cones! Wait that's not right either." "AHA! Breaking human bones!"sang Vector.

"Guitar."said Misael as he reached for a mallet.

"Time to hunt down a boombox and guitar."said Misael as Durbe face palmed.

Zero:Sorry if you didn't like it was my first time writing something like this.

Misael:Who in their right mind would give Vector a guitar?

Zero:Me apparently.

Misael:Well yeah apparently you.

Zero:Whatever. Review!