Disclaimer: Uhh... besides for the bad adaption of lyrics to Fushigi Yuugi, I take no credit. ;_; *sniff-u* Sometimes it's funny?
I am the very model of a Ancient Chinese Emporer
I've information Suzaku, brushing hair, and being cute,
I know the kings of Houkan, and I quote the fights historical,
From my front porch to Kouto, in order categorical;
Chiriko's very well acquainted with matters mathematical,
He understands equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem he's teeming with a lot o' news---
With very many cheerful facts-would somebody please grab a noose?
Nuriko's very good at integral and different lifestyles,
He knows the scientific names of lipsticks by the pi-les;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a sweet bishonen-crossdresser.
I know our mythic history, though I don't notice harem-girls,
I look cute in funny hat, and just about anything else,
I get confused by Nuriko and Miaka ignoring me,
But that's okay because I went and married Houki.
Mitsukake heals people with a shiney glowing tatooted hand,
He's quiet and he's boring and I never really met the man.
Chichiri wears a mask and scares people with his na no da,
I'll never understand how he survived Mt. Rykoku-Ah!
Tamahome won the heart of the first girl I think ever loved,
I tried to kill him once and then I did but he stayed not above;
In short, in matters wooing girls, family, and cold-hard cash,
He is the very model of an Ancient Haggling Ped-dler!
Next is Tasuki, with his super flaming hot tessen
When I can tell at sight is going to raise hell with them
When such affairs as bandits and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "comeerelookatdat",
When I have learnt what fools we've been to think that we are really real,
When I know more of Japanese than anyone in this whole speil:
In short, when I've failed while trying to kill Miaka-chan,
You'll say a better Emporerer has never ever raised his hand ---
For my hair-care products knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal, and Miaka,
I am the very model of an ancient Chinese Emporer.
I am the very model of a Ancient Chinese Emporer
I've information Suzaku, brushing hair, and being cute,
I know the kings of Houkan, and I quote the fights historical,
From my front porch to Kouto, in order categorical;
Chiriko's very well acquainted with matters mathematical,
He understands equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem he's teeming with a lot o' news---
With very many cheerful facts-would somebody please grab a noose?
Nuriko's very good at integral and different lifestyles,
He knows the scientific names of lipsticks by the pi-les;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a sweet bishonen-crossdresser.
I know our mythic history, though I don't notice harem-girls,
I look cute in funny hat, and just about anything else,
I get confused by Nuriko and Miaka ignoring me,
But that's okay because I went and married Houki.
Mitsukake heals people with a shiney glowing tatooted hand,
He's quiet and he's boring and I never really met the man.
Chichiri wears a mask and scares people with his na no da,
I'll never understand how he survived Mt. Rykoku-Ah!
Tamahome won the heart of the first girl I think ever loved,
I tried to kill him once and then I did but he stayed not above;
In short, in matters wooing girls, family, and cold-hard cash,
He is the very model of an Ancient Haggling Ped-dler!
Next is Tasuki, with his super flaming hot tessen
When I can tell at sight is going to raise hell with them
When such affairs as bandits and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "comeerelookatdat",
When I have learnt what fools we've been to think that we are really real,
When I know more of Japanese than anyone in this whole speil:
In short, when I've failed while trying to kill Miaka-chan,
You'll say a better Emporerer has never ever raised his hand ---
For my hair-care products knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal, and Miaka,
I am the very model of an ancient Chinese Emporer.