Gollum/Smeagol's first day working at a factory.
"...And that's the end of our tour" explained the boss." Now to start working. Under that table to your right is a box, could you please give it to me and I will show you how to arrange the items inside"
"We wants it." said Gollum/Smeagol
"Sorry, but you can't have it, it's the factory's property."
"BUT WE WANTS IT!!" yelled Gollum/Smeagol
"I'm sorry but you can't have it."
"WE WANTS IT!! IT"S OURS ALL OURS!!!!"
"YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!"
"Why does he yell at us?" whimpered Smeagol
"Round and round the wheel you go, until you fall into the snow. " chanted Gollum
" What are you talking about?" Asked the boss. "Give me that box, now!"
"That is MY PRECIOUS and you can'ts have it! You wants to steal it from usss don'ts you? Just like those nassty Bagginsess, and that stupid fat Hobbit.
"How did you ever get hired? You're a nut case! Why do you want the box so badly? You don't even know what's in it."
"Unlesss..."
"You are the stupid fat hobbit!"
"WHAT!? I am not a hobbit, nor am I fat, and I certainly am not stupid!"
"You're jusst like the fat one. He always hatested uss. He hurtsted uss."
" We kill him in his sleep, then we make sure he'll never get the preciousss, and we be the masster"
"But It's too risky. 'he' is always watching."
Then there was a knock on the door. Gollum/Smeagol took the box (his precious) and hid under the table. And who walked in? None other than Frodo Baggins, who had also just been hired.
"Hello, the other employees told me to come in here once I was finished my tour."
"Nassty Baggins iss here. He want our Preciouss for himself" whispered Gollum. Nowss our chance, we ring their filthy neckss, and make sure we always be the master."
"Now you, give me that box, NOW!" yelled the boss as he jumped on top of Gollum/Smeagol.
"AHH! HE'S TRYING TO GET THE PRECIOUS FOR HIMSELF!! iT'S OURS ALL OURSS, YOU WILL NEVER GETS IT!!"
The boss got the box and tossed it to Frodo, who caught it. Gollum/Smeagol wriggled out from under the boss, and jumped on Frodo, trying to get the "precious." Frodo opened the box, and found i was empty. He also found that it was just big enough to fit Gollum/Smeagol in, so Frodo Stuffed him in, and taped it shut (the tape had magically appeared on the floor when he needed it. what a coincidence!)
"Thank you." said the boss, taking a deep breath. "You're hired. Him on the other hand, I think he belongs in the nut house.
They took Gollum/Smeagol to the nut house and enjoyed a pizza, to celebrate the confining of another nut case.
"...And that's the end of our tour" explained the boss." Now to start working. Under that table to your right is a box, could you please give it to me and I will show you how to arrange the items inside"
"We wants it." said Gollum/Smeagol
"Sorry, but you can't have it, it's the factory's property."
"BUT WE WANTS IT!!" yelled Gollum/Smeagol
"I'm sorry but you can't have it."
"WE WANTS IT!! IT"S OURS ALL OURS!!!!"
"YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!"
"Why does he yell at us?" whimpered Smeagol
"Round and round the wheel you go, until you fall into the snow. " chanted Gollum
" What are you talking about?" Asked the boss. "Give me that box, now!"
"That is MY PRECIOUS and you can'ts have it! You wants to steal it from usss don'ts you? Just like those nassty Bagginsess, and that stupid fat Hobbit.
"How did you ever get hired? You're a nut case! Why do you want the box so badly? You don't even know what's in it."
"Unlesss..."
"You are the stupid fat hobbit!"
"WHAT!? I am not a hobbit, nor am I fat, and I certainly am not stupid!"
"You're jusst like the fat one. He always hatested uss. He hurtsted uss."
" We kill him in his sleep, then we make sure he'll never get the preciousss, and we be the masster"
"But It's too risky. 'he' is always watching."
Then there was a knock on the door. Gollum/Smeagol took the box (his precious) and hid under the table. And who walked in? None other than Frodo Baggins, who had also just been hired.
"Hello, the other employees told me to come in here once I was finished my tour."
"Nassty Baggins iss here. He want our Preciouss for himself" whispered Gollum. Nowss our chance, we ring their filthy neckss, and make sure we always be the master."
"Now you, give me that box, NOW!" yelled the boss as he jumped on top of Gollum/Smeagol.
"AHH! HE'S TRYING TO GET THE PRECIOUS FOR HIMSELF!! iT'S OURS ALL OURSS, YOU WILL NEVER GETS IT!!"
The boss got the box and tossed it to Frodo, who caught it. Gollum/Smeagol wriggled out from under the boss, and jumped on Frodo, trying to get the "precious." Frodo opened the box, and found i was empty. He also found that it was just big enough to fit Gollum/Smeagol in, so Frodo Stuffed him in, and taped it shut (the tape had magically appeared on the floor when he needed it. what a coincidence!)
"Thank you." said the boss, taking a deep breath. "You're hired. Him on the other hand, I think he belongs in the nut house.
They took Gollum/Smeagol to the nut house and enjoyed a pizza, to celebrate the confining of another nut case.