*All characters belong to Rik Mayall, Ben Elton and other such comedy gods who worked on this BBC Classic. The events here in are the results of my twisted imagination and mean no offence to the wonders of The Young Ones and in no way can compare to the show. (So don't sue)*
"We're students man like really heavy. I mean we got no money, no decent food, we never wash and a house that's falling to bits." Moped Neil, his straggly locks falling into his plate of glue.
"Yeah great isn't it!" Viv roared as he smashed through the wall and slid along the table.
As Neil stood up his plate attached to his hair by way of his dinner smacked Rik of the side of the head. As Rik fell to the floor he gasps,
"Oh no I'm going to have a flashback."
[Room distorts into squiggly lines as Rik hurtles back to his past. We see a spotty pre-pubescent Rik.]
Viv-"Hang on a minute that's yesterday."
Rik "shut it you fascist Poof before you join Thatcher's ranks of Bastards."
[It is indeed yesterday]
Viv -"see told you." gives Rik the finger.
[We are inside a doctor's surgery. Viv, Rik, Mike and Neil, are sitting in a row.]
Turns to Viv." Hello I'm Rik," he snorts. "What you here for?"
Viv turns, smacks his plastered arm off Rik's face and says, "Shut it Rent-boy or ill kill you." With that Rik turns to mike and asks the same Question, Mike points to his manhood and says,
"Friction Burns due to overuse. I get more action than the only dog in a four-mile radius when all the bitches are on heat. And let me tell you last night there was a hellava lot of heat, and I don't mean I left the iron on, and for that matter I didn't leave anything else on if you catch my drift."
"Blimey" Rik, the virgin is flabbergasted.
"You know," says Neil "this would make a great sitcom"
"Yeah!" Says Viv. "Lets go to the good people at the bbc and make them pay us threw college so we don't have to go, so we can spend all day in a Rickety old house and be poor students who do crazy madcap things and get live bands in the living room."
The four nodded and Rik said, "only if I can be master and boss you all about and make you my slaves" this earned him another slap from Viv's plaster cast.
[As the squiggly lines appear again, Rik is awakened back with a slap from Viv.]
"Crikey what an interesting flashback." Thwack .Viv has attacked Ric with Neil's plate wielding head.
[The end]
"We're students man like really heavy. I mean we got no money, no decent food, we never wash and a house that's falling to bits." Moped Neil, his straggly locks falling into his plate of glue.
"Yeah great isn't it!" Viv roared as he smashed through the wall and slid along the table.
As Neil stood up his plate attached to his hair by way of his dinner smacked Rik of the side of the head. As Rik fell to the floor he gasps,
"Oh no I'm going to have a flashback."
[Room distorts into squiggly lines as Rik hurtles back to his past. We see a spotty pre-pubescent Rik.]
Viv-"Hang on a minute that's yesterday."
Rik "shut it you fascist Poof before you join Thatcher's ranks of Bastards."
[It is indeed yesterday]
Viv -"see told you." gives Rik the finger.
[We are inside a doctor's surgery. Viv, Rik, Mike and Neil, are sitting in a row.]
Turns to Viv." Hello I'm Rik," he snorts. "What you here for?"
Viv turns, smacks his plastered arm off Rik's face and says, "Shut it Rent-boy or ill kill you." With that Rik turns to mike and asks the same Question, Mike points to his manhood and says,
"Friction Burns due to overuse. I get more action than the only dog in a four-mile radius when all the bitches are on heat. And let me tell you last night there was a hellava lot of heat, and I don't mean I left the iron on, and for that matter I didn't leave anything else on if you catch my drift."
"Blimey" Rik, the virgin is flabbergasted.
"You know," says Neil "this would make a great sitcom"
"Yeah!" Says Viv. "Lets go to the good people at the bbc and make them pay us threw college so we don't have to go, so we can spend all day in a Rickety old house and be poor students who do crazy madcap things and get live bands in the living room."
The four nodded and Rik said, "only if I can be master and boss you all about and make you my slaves" this earned him another slap from Viv's plaster cast.
[As the squiggly lines appear again, Rik is awakened back with a slap from Viv.]
"Crikey what an interesting flashback." Thwack .Viv has attacked Ric with Neil's plate wielding head.
[The end]