Ash's Second
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Several months earlier…
"Welcome back to Larry King Live. My guest tonight is the latest Poke'mon Master Champion and new million dollar inherited joke of the century, Ash Ketchum." Larry King introduces him.
"It's good to be here, Larry." Ash shakes hands with him.
"So, Ash. You must get this question all the time. But how does it feel to be a million dollars richer?" Larry asks him.
"Heh. That's not usually the question I get regarding this topic so this is a nice change of scenery. But it's pretty cool. Money isn't everything to me but it's nice not to have to worry about things financially and it makes my mom feel a little better about everything that's happened."
Larry vomits in his mouth just a tad. He takes a drink of water. "So howse the lucky lady doing?" he smirks.
"She's considering an abortion." Ash answered, and sweat dropped.
"Good!" King exclaimed
"Hey Larry I have a question."
"Go ahead."
"What's an abortion?" Ash asks
"We'll be right back." Larry points to the camera and they go off the air. "Ash, an abortion is the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy."
"That sounds sad." Ash frowns.
"There's lots of debate about it especially in the political light. Science claims because it hasn't developed a brain yet, that it's not alive and bible readers believe otherwise." Larry explains.
"So what's the truth?" Ash asks.
"Read a book." King answers.
"The bible or a science book? How do I know which one is telling the truth?" Ash asks desperately.
Larry sighs.
Present…
Todd Snap and another member of the paparazzi named Rick Sure sit inside an office in the 'Prying Eyes' Magazine headquarters.
The president of the company, Chuck Ranson, stands behind his desk with his back to his employees. "I want more pictures of Ash and his mother together."
"That's not gonna be easy to manage. They never go out in public together and they moved into a high security mansion with a death maze and a twenty foot wall surrounding it." Rick explained.
"I don't care if you have to drop a team of Navy Seals by helicopter to get on the property, just make it happen. Be creative or I'll find someone else to do the job!" Chuck screams and turns around to face the men.
"Yes, sir." Rick nods.
"I called on you two specifically because you've contributed the best material to this platform than anybody. But if this task sounds too difficult for you I can assemble the crew from TMZ." Chuck threatened.
"Doesn't sound hard to me. I think it sounds fun." Todd grins.
"Excellent. If you can get a shot of them doing the nasty again then even better. Our readers are starved for that image." Chuck tells them "now get to work."
Todd and Rick get out of their seats and walk out the door. The two stop and face each other.
"It's my turn to snap the big story." Rick lightly pokes Todd in the chest with his finger.
"I would agree with you if you were the better photographer. But I'm the one who caught Delia walking out of the house after they did it." Todd pokes Rick back.
"You're just lucky that a beedrill ruined my shot!" Rick pokes Todd in the middle of his stomach this time.
"You don't hear me making excuses. I'm the one with all the cash and contracts. I'm the go-to-guy in our profession. I'm just a few shots away from my 3,000th picture. I'm like the Derek Jeter of photographers." Todd pokes Rick back in the stomach.
Rick punches Todd square across the face. "Fuck you!"
"Fuck you!" Todd punches him back and the two get into a fist fight. Security notices the brawl and comes between them to break it up.
"Just you wait, Todd. Someday I'll be remembered for the most famous photograph of all time!" Rick yells as the two of them are dragged down the hall by security in opposite directions.
Meanwhile at a high security mansion by the beach in Pallet Town, Ash lays on his bed in deep thought. After all of his high profile endorsement deals with Nike, Wrangler, and Gatorade kicked in, and his mom got her million dollars for taking his virginity, the two moved into a giant mansion with a large maze surround it to keep curious prying eyes away from them.
The incident became known all over the world in the days following. It started with Todd sharing his pictures with Prying Life Magazine, and them selling the photographs to news and gossip organizations for distribution all over the world.
Delia admitted to having sex with her son to the press in order to receive the money that they were initially very hesitant about handing to her. Ash lost most of his endorsement deals in the following months, and turned down other endorsements like Trojan condoms and a pro-incest website.
A movie inspired by the event is in the works simply titled Mother Fucker, starring Michael Cera as Ash and Jennifer Aniston as Delia Ketchum. His Pikachu reportedly turned down the role to play himself in the film.
Ash has largely cut off contact with many of his friends and rarely goes out into public. Originally he was excited about becoming a millionaire, not realizing that it would come at a cost of humiliation and ridicule from the public. Now he finds himself in denial about the whole incident.
He also deleted his Twitter account…
Ash gets off his bed and leaves one of his multiple bedrooms and heads downstairs where he sees his mother sitting at the dining room table on her laptop. Pikachu and Ms. Mime sat at the table with her. "What you doin, Mom?"
"I'm looking up baby names."
"For what?"
"For our baby silly" she replies with a smile.
"Ahh! What? I thought you were gonna have an abortion?" Ash angrily asks.
"I can't baby. I don't believe in abortion. We talked about this. Why do you think my belly is so big?" She told him.
"Then give it up for adoption. This is all humiliating enough, but to keep the proof of our encounter takes it to another level." Ash was frustrated, and it caused him to sweat.
"Ash, this is your son we're talking about." She reminded him.
"Yeah. And my brother!" he yells "do you see anything wrong with that?"
"Whether we keep him or give him away it doesn't change that fact." She explained.
"Please? People can't know that I'm raising a baby I made with my mom." Ash sat down next to her and squeezed her hands in his. "Please…"
Delia sighed. "I'll think about it."
Pikachu and Ms. Mime looked at one another and exchanged disgusted faces, still not used to the whole thing.
Todd meanwhile was in his Photo library at his estate in Viridian City. His library was full of framed pictures he's taken on the walls, and an array of binders and folders with additional pictures, labeled with poke'mon, people, and city names. There was also a collection of video footage shot as well.
Todd loaded up some travel bags with photography equipment and clothes for his assignment to last him a significant period of time. After packing up he walked out to the living room and up to his mantle that displayed numerous photography and paparazzi awards. He rubbed his latest trophy for luck.
Rick however found himself in a less dazzling library with fewer pieces to reflect his work. Though successful in his career, he wasn't near Todd's standards, and it made their rivalry look one sided.
Over a decade has passed since he last won an award in his field. He got the award for snapping shots of a Godzilla-sized Dragonite that has not been seen since. It was his claim to fame, with a hit and miss track record since.
He gazes at a framed picture on the wall in his bedroom of a beautiful woman. He gently touches it and whispers "I promise."
Ash rubs the front of his shorts that has become bulged by his hardened penis beneath. He sat on his bed watching porn on a 72 inch flat screen in the bedroom. He watches a man fuck a woman with much delight.
Ash pulls his shorts down and grabs a hold of his throbbing penis, immediately jerking it off. "Wait I don't need my hand anymore." He remembered he had something better to satisfy him. He pulls out a 'Fleshlight'(artificial vagina) from underneath the bed. He sticks his penis inside of it and strokes it with the toy.
Then he remembered something else. "I don't need this either" he put the toy away and walked over to the closet with his exposed erect penis bobbing in every which direction. He pulls out a very realistic sex doll resembling a woman with red hair.
He positions the doll on its hands and knees and gets behind to fuck it doggie style. He inserts his penis and grabs the doll's ass. He thrusts back and forth while watching the porn video.
"Aaaash" Delia opens the door to the room and is stunned to see what her son is doing "Oh my god!"
"Mom what the hell?" Ash gives her an angry look, but does not stop fucking the doll. "get out!" he smacks the doll's butt.
"Sorry." She closes the door and retreats.
Ash humped the doll till he came. He lays it down on her back with her head on a pillow and he lies beside her. "I love you, Tina" he leans over and kisses her on the lips.
After a quick nap he emerges from his room and knocks on his mother's door. She opens it up "Hi, sweetie."
"What did you want to say, mom?"
"I was going to tell you that you should invite your friends over and have a party." She said.
"What? You know I'm not speaking to any of them right now." Ash crossed his arms.
"I know that. You can't hide from them forever. Today is Kanto's Independence Day. It's a holiday. It's an excuse to see everyone." She explained.
"I'm too ashamed to see them." He shuts his eyes tight.
"The sooner you take the steps to move past this, the sooner your life will return to normal." Delia places a hand on her son's shoulder.
He flinches and backs away. "Fine." He walks back into his bedroom to call up his friends and invite them to his house. He gives them all special directions to go to Professor Oak's lab.
Hours later they arrive by helicopter. Professor Oak's helicopter. They land on the roof next to Ash's parking spot, filled in by his own chopper. They vacate the machine and make their way down the stairs.
Professor Oak, Tracy, Brock, May, Dawn, Macy, Duplica, Macy, Gisele, Gary, his 3rd grade desk mate Mumble, another childhood friend Joey, Ritchie, a Jynx and Team Rocket were among those attending.
"Team rocket! What are you doing here?" Ash angrily asked.
"We came by balloon." Jessie answered.
"We aren't invited?" James asked.
"Fine you can stay. But if you make one wrong move you're out of here." Ash threatened.
"Fine fine. Which way to da food?" Meowth asked.
"Over here." Delia called from the kitchen. Team rocket made their way over.
"Good to see you, champ." Brock gives Ash a big hug.
"Where's Misty?" Ash asks, concerned.
"She's back in Cerulean. She couldn't make it." Brock replies.
"Ohh." Ash frowns.
"Lets party!" Gary exclaimed and the party began.
Ash exchanged pleasantries with all of his guests, catching up on things he's missed over the past eight months, when a question sprung to mind.
"What's that jynx doing here?"
"She calls herself Nikki. It's been following me everywhere I go. I'm having a restraining order against her as soon as I get a court date." Brock explained.
"Get out of my house, Jynx." Ash poked the poke'mon in the forehead.
"Jynx jynx jynx!" she double slaps Ash across the face.
"Ow. Okay you can stay." He says, defeated while rubbing his bruised cheek.
"So, buddy.." Brock started "get any high class pussy since I last saw you?" he nudges his friend with his elbow.
"I haven't fucked a girl since…"
"Ew gross!" Ash and Brock say in unison.
"We gotta find you another piece of meat. I can't let you continue walking this earth with that being your only sexual experience." Brock looked around the room at the females. "Go hit on those girls."
"Brock I don't know how to do that. I'm not cool like you." Ash lowered his head.
"Use these pick-up lines and you'll be golden." Brock hands him a card. "Be confident." He pushes Ash towards the women.
He walks up to Dawn. "Hey, Dawn. Is it horny in here or is it just us?" he reads from the card.
Dawn nervously laughs "Oh um I need to go look at something." She walks out of the room.
Ash moves on to the next girl "Hi, Macy. This is not a drill, but this is." He points to his crotch.
"I don't get it." Macy takes a drink of punch and walks away.
Ash tried his luck with all the women, but he was shot down one after the other. "I repel women now." He sat down on the floor against a wall.
Brock, Gary, and Mumble stood around him and gave one another worried glances.
"This is sad." Mumble observed.
"We gotta get him laid." Gary said.
"Come with us." Brock pulled Ash up by the hands and lead him away from the party
So I got this idea for a sequel even though I never thought there would be one, and like Hollywood producers I realized the first one was a big hit and thought I'd ruin it with a follow up. But hopefully I can sustain some quality. Come back for more and review please!