The Windwaker Gone Wrong
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It was a clear sunny day on Outset Island. A young blonde haired girl left her house in search of her brother.
"Big brother!" yelled Aryll.
"Oy! Where the hell are you!"
She ran over a bridge to a tall watchtower and began to climb it quickly. When she reached the top, she spotted her brother, who was completely naked, and was surrounded by dozens of bottles of Chateu Romani.
"Link! The fuck is all this? Demanded Aryll.
Link sat up and clutched his head.
"Oh Ow. What time… uh oh…"
Link got up and ran to the side of the watchtower and began to hurl.
"Well, that's what you get for staying up here all night drinking. Once you're done, come to the house." Said Aryll.
"Why should I listen to you? Why can't I just stay up here until my hangover is gone?"
"Because, today is your birthday, so hurry up and get your hung over ass down there!"
"Aw okay!"
Link drug himself toward the ladder, and missed the railing. He fell ass first onto the wooden bridge connecting the tower to solid ground. Since he felt no pain from being so hung over, he got up, and ran to the house, while at the same time running by some familiar faces, who looked at him strangely, as he was still naked. He got to the house, and entered.