Author: *cough* Well, I'm really cheap and broke... and none of the characters I know are nice to me. *weep*... So I will read my own fricken' disclaimer. These characters... obviously... aren't mine. Afterall, if it wasn't a fanfic it wouldn't need a disclaimer(well, in most cases)... also, the story itself isn't really mine. It's Jim Henson's.... yupyup. Labyrinth. Good movie. Must see. Anyway... on with it. *holds up cheap-o sign*
'The Labyrinth TRY'
Author: Okay... I need the Slayers cast. Just... everyone get your asses out here and I'll pick and choose.
Cast: *appears*
Author: And since I have like... no money... just keep the clothes you have. Okay..... Here... cast list!
Jareth..... Xelloss
Xelloss: Yare, yare.... at least I get to be myself
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Author: *glare* Sarah... Filia-chan
Hoggle... Zelgadis
Nicole: HEY! Zelgadis isn't an ugly little dwarf.
Author: No, but I can't think of any better person.
Ludo... Gourry
Little Fox Dude... Jilas
Fox Dude's Dog-
Cast: OH NO YOU DON'T!!
Author: *sweatdrop* Just a regular dog then...
Toby... Val-chan
Filia: NANI? I'm supposed to let Val-chan be with Namagomi for most of the fic?
Author: Gomen.
Filia: *hmph*
Xelloss: *snicker*
Author: *cough* So, one day... a lovely young girl-
Xelloss: I think you forgot to cast someone...
Author: It's Not Your TURN! Anyway... she was in a park, talking with herself when suddenly she realized-
Filia: I don't talk to myself! *blush* I mean... 'Oh no! I'm late!!'
*Filia rushes through town to her pottery shop, to find several scarey uh... customers outside*
Lina: Filia!! I'm really hungry and I've been waiting for you to come back so I could leave Val-chan for almost five entire minutes!!
Filia: I'm so sorry Lina-san!!
Prince Phil: Well we'll be back later da-
Lina, Filia: WAIT A SECOND!
Lina: I'm supposed to be married to Phil? TO PHIL?
Filia: That terrifying man is supposed to be my father???!?!
Author: Shut up and work with it.
Lina: *grumble* Well, go watch Val-chan. Took you long enough.
Filia: I'm just not allowed to enjoy myself even for five extra minutes, is that it?
Lina: No.
Filia: *runs to her room and starts to cry, then suddenly looks up* ACK! ACK! ACK! MACE-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rushes to Val-chan's room* How many times have I told you not to touch mace-sama????
Val-chan: *pouts cutely and starts to cry*
Filia: Oh! I'm tired of watching you...(not really, don't worry, it's just the script, Val-chan!) I wish....
Low-Level Monsters: Allright!!!!
Filia: I wish the mazoku would come and take you away right NOW!
Val-chan: *poof*
Filia: *facefault, frantic searching* Val-chan? Val-chan? Where are you?
Xelloss: Sore wa, himitsu desu.
Filia: *whips Mace-sama around* Xelloss!
Xelloss: Now, now, Fi-chan... no need to do that. Just let me tease you unrelentlessly and I'll think about not killing Val-chan.
Filia: Never, namagomi!!
Xelloss: *opens his eyes* I don't think you realize how much power I have over his life.
Filia: I can get him back!
Xelloss: Sure... but first... *he teleports them both to outside the Labyrinth* you've got to get through that.
Filia: *giggle* Oh that's easy. *starts to teleport*
Xelloss: Without magic.
Filia: What? No Fair!!
Xelloss: See you in 13 hours Fi-chan!!! *giggle*