AN: i dunno. i got bored. this is sorta a spoof.
So I had just seen that new Tim Burton movie, right? Alice in Wonderland, y'know. Well, you also should know, that after drinking a large coke and eating a large popcorn at the movies people have to go to the ladies room to go through with the natural process of digestion if you know what I mean. Well there was a line, so I stood there waiting like everyone else, when I saw this gal wearing almost all white look at her watch and tap it.
She hopped into the stall that opened next. The fact she hopped should've made me think a little more clearly about my next desicions. After she went in I heard the toilet flushed and the opened so I walked over and pulled my pants down. Right when I sat down though was when I realized the chick had never realyl left the stall... the door had just opened. I scrunched up my face in confusion as I leaned back, and I fell.
I fell into the toilet... yet... not into the toilet. I fell (with my pants still down) through a huge tunnel. Finally I saw light at the end and I landed in a puddle.
"White Rabbit! Have you brought back Alice?" A strange voice inquired. I looked up after I cleared the mud off my glasses. A rabbit shook his head and said, "No, Tarrant. I have no idea who that is."
"Why doesnt he have a dress on, like he usually does? And why are his trousers on the ground?"
I was still in shock, then I realized he was talking about me, so I stated, "Just to get this out there. This is awkward."
I jumped up and pulled up my jeans. "WTF?!?" I exclaimed. A pale dude looked at me confused and said, "Why are you spouting out letters?"
I gasped as I realized I was talking to the Mad Hatter... and he looked fairly like Johnny Depp. "Holy crap... I'm in Wonderland?!"
Hatter nodded happily. "It must be Alice! She called Underland, WONDERland!!!"
I shook my head and looked up towards the "sky" while thinking, How did this even happen? I was just sitting on the pot...
"Trousers on the ground!
Trouser on the ground!
Landing in Underland with yo trousers on the ground!!" Hatter sang happily (which sounded quite familiar... Pants on the Ground, maybe?) as he walked over to me. "Welcome to Underland, dear friend."
To BE CONTinued!
I dunno. maybeh maybeh not.