Musical Adventures Chapter 1: Neji's drowning, a naruto fanfic

Musical Adventures.

I don't own Naruto or any of the songs that I mention. Today's song is In too Deep by Sum 41

I have not given up on any of my stories yet, this is just an idea I had while I was singing in the shower.

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Hyuuga Neji was a twelve year old (jerk) child. He could run faster than you or I. He could dart tree to tree, all in a matter of seconds.

He had one unknown weakness. He did not know how to swim.

You might think this is silly for the Hyuuga genius. But it is not. He had two reasons for not knowing how to swim.

Number one: The water would ruin his perfect hair. You might think this is silly, but I assure you, Hyuuga Neji cared for his hair. Unlike any girl alive, he brushed his hair unconsciously, consciously, and while beating some poor soul (Hinata, Lee) up.

Number Two: Seeing Hyuuga Neji in swim shorts immediately activated get Neji's spot mode. He does not like girls trying to take his manhood into possession.

So, naturally, most Hyuugas are perfect, and Neji was not an exception. His uncle took him to an indoor pool reserved for Hyuugas

"But uncle, I do not wish to swim."

"Do you want to be perfect?"

"Yes, I do."

"Then swim."

Assuming that his nephew was a fast learner, Uncle Hyuuga pushed Neji into the deep end, hoping that his natural instincts would kick in.

In short words, it did not. In shorter words, here's a montage of what Neji was going through.

The faster were falling,
Were stopping and stalling.
Were running in circles again
Just as things were looking up
You said it wasnt good enough.
But still were trying one more time.

Maybe were just trying to hard.
When really its closer than it is too far

Indeed, the Hyuuga Neji was sinking. But, as a three year old child would know, Neji started kicking for his life.

"Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Cause I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Instead of going under."

Seems like each time
Im with you I loose my mind,
Because Im bending over backwards to relate.
Its one thing to complain
But when you're driving me insane
Well then I think its time that we took a break.

Maybe were just trying to hard.
When really its closer than it is too far

Hyuuga Hiashi laughed at his nephew's struggle. But did he really laugh? Of course not. He did a Hyuuga laugh, which sounded like crying children.

"Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Cause Im in too deep, and Im trying to keep,
Up above in my head, instead of going under.
Instead of going under.
Instead of going under."

I cant sit back and wonder why.
It took so long for ME to die.
And I hate it when you fake it.
You cant hide it you might as well embrace it.
So believe me its not easy.
It seems that somethings telling me,

"Instead of going under again.
Instead of going under.
Instead of going under again.
Instead of going under again."

In the end, Neji died. But did he really? No. He did a Hyuuga death, which would be ripping his manhood of. But did he really? No. He just died.

NEXT TIME!

Shino: Mr.Lonely

Jiraiyia: Mr.Brightside (I changed it to Mr.Hentai! HEHEHE)

Naruto: Move Along.

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