Hoshitani found two sites, and called everyone over to come see his laptop. Sawatari asks, "What's are the sites?" Hoshitani answers, "Fanfiction and Archivesofourown." Sawatari looks at the sites, and says, "It looks like we have an anime."
"An anime?!" Everyone yells. Sawatari nods, "Yeah. It's called 'High School Star Musical', or 'Starmyu' for short. Apparently, theses sites have stories some fans wrote about us," everyone nods in understanding, but Sawatari continues, "and it seems that we're shipped with people."
"Shipped?" Hoshitani asks, head titling to the side. Sawatari nods, "It means several of us are paired to someone else. Romantically." Toraishi asks the dreaded question, "Who's shipped with who?"
Sawatari checks, "Tsukigami and Tengenji for starters." Tsukigami and Tengenji are shocked, "What? WHY!" Hoshitani answers, "Because you two argue like an old married couple." Tsukigami yells, "Old?!" While Tengenji yells, "Married?!" Sawatari continues, "That's not the only one. Tsukigami is also shipped with Kuga." Kuga only blinks.
Sazanami looks too. "It seems Toraishi is shipped with Ugawa, and there's a threesome. With Toraishi, Ugawa, and Inumine." Ugawa blushes are retorts, "Why?!" Toraishi sweat-drops, "I have to take care of both the rabbit and the dog?"
Kuga looks as well. "Sawatari…you're shipped with Tatsumi." Everyone blinks, "That makes sense." Sawatari and Tatsumi just don't say anything. Kuga continues, "It seems that Sazanami-senpai and Yuzuriha-senpai are also shipped." Sazanami and Yuzuriha blush. Otori, Hiragi, and Akatsuki all agree that they knew it was coming.
Sazanami says, "Next, for some reason, Otori and Hiragi are shipped." Everyone looks at them, Akastuki glaring. Both of them sigh, "That's never going to happen." Akatsuki sighs in relief. Sazanami continues, "Nayuki… is shipped with Kuga as well as Tengenji. Kuga is shipped with Toraishi too." Nayuki blushes, so does Tengenji, and both Kuga and Toraishi blankly say, "Not going to happen." Toraishi says, "We've known each other too long. We're more like brothers than anything else."
Sawatari says, "Akatsuki-senpai and Hiragi-senpai are shipped together." Akatsuki blushes while Hiragi is blank faced. Everyone else is thinking, 'It's so obvious.' Then, he says, "Akatsuki-senpai and Otori-senpai as well." Akatsuki angrily says, "Never going to happen!" Otori just blinks then smiles. Sawatari continues, "Last… it seems Hoshitani is shipped with the most."
"Eh? …" Hoshitani says. Sazanami agrees, "Yeah.. It seems you're shipped with Nayuki, Kuga, Toraishi, Tatsumi, Tsukigami, Tengenji, …there's even a threesome with you, Kuga and Toraishi as well as Otori and Tsukigami-senpai." Nayuki blushes, Kuga and Toraishi just nod, seemingly fine with it, and Tatsumi.. just smiles. Tsukigami and Tengenji are just shocked. "Although," Sazanami continues, "You're shipped with Otori the most."
Hoshitani blushes, Otori mildly shocked. "Hoshitani?" Otori asks hesitantly. Hoshitani turns away from him. Everyone's thinking, 'Those two…definitely need to talk.' Hiragi's glasses flash, and he says, "You two would make a good couple." Kuga nods in agreement. Everyone else somewhat agree.
Otori says, "We're talking later." Hoshitani nods silently, looking at the ground, trying to hide the blush still on his face. Sawatari closes the laptop and says, "I think we all need to have some time to think about this." Everyone else agrees, and leaves, Otori dragging Hoshitani somewhere to talk.
When they think about this… it doesn't really matter if they're shipped or not, just that they're happy. And so, they vow never to go to those sites ever again so it won't interfere with their real love lives. As for what happened between Otori and Hoshitani... that's a secret, but let's just say that they're happy.