"Ey. Yatogami." A voice echoed through a house, trying to find its way to the person who the voice was meant to reach.

"Hmm?" A low whisper-like voice was barely heard from a room. It was the Yato god who had responded to the call.

"We should go to the strip club! There's lots of pretty girls there and we can have some nice fun." Daikoku, the first person to speak, said as his voice rang throughout the house excitedly.

"And why should I do that? In fact, why are you asking me? You usually say not to go and waste money on stupid things like that right?" The god retorted.

"Because it'll get your mind off Ebisu... and my Kofuku is gonna dance for me~" The older looking man responded, imagining the vision he had in his head.

The Yato god slightly blushed at the thought of Kofuku dancing on a pole. But, then again, it was pretty indecent if he was to do that. But, then again, he'd always wanted to go to one and see them... even if it was Kofuku. Even then, he still refused. "I don't want to. That's indecent going to a strip club to clear my mind of Ebisu. And oi! You just want to go because Kofuku's going to lap dance you! She can do that here!" Yato yelled.

That Night

"I cannot believe I talked you into going to a strip club." Daikoku said.

"Why are you even carrying me here tho?" Yato asked. Assuming Daikoku had a reason.

"I figured it would cheer you up-it'd do you some good to see other women besides Hiyori. Also, for fun. Just to see if you'd do it."

"Well, I'm glad I could serve as entertainment for you in my misery," Yato muttered glumly, but Daikoku had already drifted away, giving the God a dismissive over-the-shoulder wave. Yato stayed rooted to the spot, his arms tucked close to his sides.

Truthfully, he couldn't believe Daikoku had talked him into going to a strip club either. He and Hiyori had gotten into a...disagreement that morning. Under the pulsating lights and loud music punctuated by the raucous laughter and hollers of the men around him, he had trouble remembering just what was it they'd argued about. Nevertheless, he'd spent the whole day daydreaming about it while he was supposed to be doing jobs with Yukine, which frustrated the God to no end. He recalled how Daikoku had persuaded him, making it sound like a strip club was the perfect place to go to forget his troubles.

'What does one do in a place like this?' He wondered to himself, finally taking the time to take in his surroundings. This was definitely not the sort of establishment he frequented. Everything was covered in a thick, rank, cigarette smoke haze, and the bright colored lights cast a glare in his eyes, making it difficult to see. But then he spotted the dancing silhouettes-oh fuck, what the fuck was she wearing? The fuck? Nothing at all!

He quickly turned his back on the spectacle and shut his eyes, hoping to erase it from memory. All that lace, all that skin...

When he opened his eyes again, a woman stood before him. A very scantily clad woman. His emotion was didn't changed once because that wasn't Hiyori. He wasn't sure where to look, so he focused on a point in the middle of her forehead.

"Hello there," she said breathily, fingering his pocket. Yato gently took out her hand.

"I would very much appreciate it if you'd not do that."

But it was like she wasn't even listening. Instead, she pushed him down on the nearest couch and somehow managed to start straddling his lap, all in the blink of an eye.

"Is this seat taken?" Her voice was warm and low in his ear.

Yato looked about, panicked. How had he gotten himself into this? He couldn't remember the last time Hiyori had been so close, so suffocating. He craned his neck, searching for Daikoku, the only person who could save him at this point. But when he finally located the Regalia, he saw he was laughing.

He was behind this. This was all his idea. Perfect.

The woman had already worked her way through his jacket zip, and now was doing some very unwholesome things with her hips, still sitting spread-eagled in his lap.

"I suggest that you should get off of me."

"Relax," she cooed, and that's when he couldn't. Not because he wasn't relaxed, but because he wanted to see Hiyori.

As the lap dancer danced upon his lap, he thought about Hiyori. Specifically, how Hiyori would never do what this woman was doing, or wear what this woman was wearing. At least, not with him. Too much skin, too much risk. It was actually kind of a shame, if he really thought about it... He let his mind wander down that road for a minute or two, until he was brought back to reality by the dancer digging her nails into his shoulder, apparently having lost all abandon in her passion.

He grabbed both of her arms, halting her gyrations.

"Please, stop," he said, wishing he sounded more commanding instead of pleading.

She froze, her lips parted slightly, staring at him with slightly glassy eyes.

"Look, I'm sure you're looking for a man and it's not exactly that you've done anything wrong, but the thing is..." He trailed off, not even sure where he was going with this. "There's this girl, and I love her, and she's the only one I want giving me a lap dance."

The woman stared at him a moment longer, and then swung one leg off him and then the other. She walked away without saying a word.

Hiyori and Kofuku had just arrived at the strip club about five minutes ago and Kofuku locked out the stripper who recently left to get her man. She grabbed her bag from the floor and placed it onto the bed.

"Kofuku, I know this is so sudden but I don't think I wanna be here." Hiyori said looking emotional. Kofuku could see it in her eyes.

"What's wrong Hiyorin?"

"It's nothing really."

"Don't you know that Yatty's in here?" She questioned.

"Y-Yato?" Hiyori blushed. But her face got serious as she wanted to know why he was in a strip club.

"Oh so you didn't know. I overheard Daikoku convincing Yatty to come and eat some booooooooteh with him." She lied.

"What?!"

"He was simply reffering to your booty and my booty. I also notice that you've grown alot so Yatty will love that." Kofuku pulled out a skimpy see through outfit and throw it at Hiyori.

"What the?! Kofuku, I'm not wearing this!" Hiyori blushed about the fact that Yato will see her in such outfit.

"Um.. this?" Kofuku throwed an outfit with only the back part covered in cloth.

"No! I'll wear this one here." Hiyori said as she pointed out a purple short stripper dress with a zip in front.

"That was my second choice but you can go ahead Hiyorin." Kofuku gave Hiyori the outfit she selected and she took out a new expensive stripper outfit that just came out a day ago. Hiyori didn't noticed it was new in stock because she wasn't into those kind of stuff. Hiyori was about to walk at the next side of the room until Kofuku stopped her.

"Hiyorin. Just where do you think you're going?" She asked.

"Can't you give me a little privacy? It's really embarrassing wearing on these clothes that I've never wore before." She blured out.

"Come on. I won't try to squeeze again. We gotta hurry up tho." Kofuku said.

After Kofuku quickly changed she noticed Hiyori struggling to put on the outfit. "Hiyorin. Do you need help?"

"I-it's just that this is too small. You'll have to give me another outfit." Hiyori said.

"Looks like you've grown alot. You look like you're almost out of that b zone." Kofuku teased.

"Stop it!"

"Ohh and Yatty would love to finess your cheeks while ravashing you."

"Just help me find another outfit. I don't want to be seen in here naked okay."

"But you're already being seen by me." She said. "I think I should go look for Daikoku and Yatty to make sure they're at the right club. I'll be back soon Hiyorin." Kofuku left the room, closing the door behind her.

Kofuku walked around the 'club' looking for Yato and Daikoku. "Now is my chance. It's time to have a little fun." She smirked.

"AAH! EVERYONE GET OUT THERE'S A TORNADO IN THE ROOM I WAS IN!" A man shouted running towards the front door. "Oh shit!" Another guy shouted.

"What the? This seems like..." Yato knew she had to do something with it.

"My lady, what took you so long? I had was to pay a bitch to give Yato a lap dance but he ran her." Daikoku said.

"Awh. Hiyorin couldn't seem to fit in any of my clothes. I have a plan, just watch it." She whispered to Daikoku.

"What are you planni-" Yato was cut off by an explosion.

"Hey Daikoku mind controlling your slut!" Yato shouted.

"So you calling her a bitch now a slut?"

'Yes! The things are piled up in front of the door Hiyori's in and locked her in!' Kofuku got her success. "Uhh. Hey Yatty... It looks like Hiyorin is in that room and the door is blocked up." Kofuku said worriedly putting on an act.

"And NOW you are looking to say this! The fucking room in burning down!" He rushed out from his seat.

"Hey watch where you're going or I'll play with your dick!" A stripper said.

"Fuck off, I have a woman!" He angrily shouted back at the bitch.

As soon as Yato reached in front the door, he lifted and threw all the broken ceiling that was in front of the door and tossed it by a thirsty stripper who was watching him. He kicked open the door and looked for Hiyori. He saw clothes on the floor then he found her in the corner on the floor with a piece of ceiling on her body. "Hiyori..." He ran to her and took the shit off of her and started to madly blush at the human in front of him. She was naked and unconscious. 'I can't let the others see her like this.'

He took off his jacket then his shirt. He put his shirt over Hiyori's head and fixed it on her. After that he tied his jacket over her waste then picked uer up bridal style and walked out the room.

"Hey Daikoku look it's Yatty and Hiyorin. Yatty! Over here!" Kofuku shouted. Yato walked to them and they all walked outside of the burning strip club.

"Kofuku sit in the front. Hiyori needs to rest and we wouldn't want you waking her up." Daikoku directed.

Kofuku sat in the front with Daikoku and Yato and Hiyori was now in the back seat of Daikoku's car. Yato placed Hiyori's head on his lap. "So... Yatty. Why is Hiyorin wearing your stuff?" She teased.

"..." He couldn't reply to her answer. The only question that was going on in his mind was 'When is Hiyori going to wake up?' They all kept silent until Daikoku stopped by Hiyori's place for Yato to take her to room and watch over her.

As Yato rested Hiyori's body on her bed, he heard her door shut.

"You need help Yaboku?" Fujisaki asked. Nora came through the window.

"Don't get in my business. Just leave dad."

"Oh okay. I see you're so determined to stay in bed with Hiyori. Oh, I see her nipple. Hehe"

"You old perv! I said get out!"

"Not yet. I have to do something."

"Oh yeah? What is it?" Yato asked.

"For starters, it's a secret. If you want Hiyori Iki to get up then we can help you." Nora said.

"What are you planning?"

"Well... I see my Yaboku wants his 'future wife' to get better. But since he told me to get out... I won't help him and Hiyori doesn't looks like she will be feeling good after that ceiling fell on her head. Ouch." Fujisaki said as he turned around as was getting ready to leave.

"Wait. Just help her out okay. She must get better before her parents get back." Yato said.

"Looks like her parents won't be back anytime soon."

"And how do you know that?"

"Well... After all, I am the best. They've got a call from a doctor in America. He said it's an emergency and they need professionals. Apparently they ran out of persons and they left today. Hiyori must have thought they were working because I threw away the note. Hehe." Fujisaki laughed.

"Father, I should get going." Nora said.

"Oh, I forgot. Yes, you can go now Mizuchi."

"Yes father." She disappeared.

"You still want my help Yaboku?" Fujisaki questioned.

"Yeah, but don't do anything sneaky. By the way can-"

"Hiyori, have you seen-" Yukine inerrupted the two male's conversation. Fujisaki was about to run when he accidently did something that he wasn't supposed to. Yato got knocked out and fell on the floor.

"What- Did I just do this?" Yukine asked.

"Yukine, Yukine, Yukine. You don't know much don't you? I think you should go pick up your 'master's' body and put it next to Hiyori's. Do not stare at the girl too hard. We don't need Yaboku getting corrupted from your indecent thoughts. Hehe. What am I kidding? Just make sure you put Yaboku next to Hiyori." Fujisaki laughed.

"Okay?"

The Next Morning

Yato woke up not recalling any of the events that took place the night before. "Ugh. Why does my head hurt so bad?" He scanned the room and next to him, he saw his own body sleeping. 'Why am I seeing myself? Where is Hiyori? Did I loose weight?' He asked himself. He walked over to Hiyori's mirror and saw Hiyori watching him. "WAAAHHHH?! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON HIYORI!" He shouted at the reflection in front him. "Wait..." He lifted a hand to make sure he was in Hiyori's body. "If I'm in Hiyori's body then that must mean that..." He felt a tense of heat on 'his' face.

He looked back on the bed and saw Hiyori still asleep. She soon started to wake up. Panic welled up inside Yato. What was he gonna tell her? Hiyori opened her eyes and got up. She looked at Yato and yelled, "WHY DON'T YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, me?" A look of confusion was shown on her face. She stood up and walked to her mirror, she examined what she was wearing and turned to Yato, "Okay, what is happening? Also, can you please put some clothes on me?" She begged. Yato then widened his eyes as he remembered that he didn't have anything on. He stumbled over to the closet and immediately got dressed.

At Kofuku's Shrine

Hiyori, Yato, Kofuku and Daikoku were all sitting around the table. All still confused about the 'incident' that took place on the previous night.

"Hiyori, you look kinda out. Are you okay?" Daikoku asked.

'Fuck. Um.. This is going to be easy being Hiyori for a while.' "Yeah. I'm just a bit confused that's all." Yato answered.

"This is all your fault my lady. None of this wouldn't of happen if you didn't had caused trouble."

"I just wanted to have a little fun that's all." Kofuku giggled.

'Ugh. What is this pain?' Yato asked himself.

"Hiyori, you're not hungry?" Hiyori asked 'Yato'.

"I was thinking of something. Don't worry I'm fine." Yato said. He slowly picked up the fork then dropped it and ran to the bathroom and locked the door behind him.

"What's wrong with her?" Daikoku asked in concern.

"I don't know. But I think she'll fix whatever it is." Kofuku continued to eat her food.

Yato sat on the rim of the toilet in the bathroom, glaring at the streaky stains marking Hiyori's white cotton panties.

'Oh shit, Oh shit', his mind raced. His hands began to tingle with panic and his eyes welled with tears. Was he sick? Was he dying? Obviously something had to be wrong if he was bleeding from down there. His mind whirled through all the possible illness, all the people Hiyori loved who would miss her if her body was truly dying. Who could he tell? Surely the rational thing would be to tell Kofuku. But what if she wanted to see?

'No!' He told himself sternly. He would not worry them as well. Yukine and Kazuma needed to focus on their training. Bishamon? No, as much as Yato admired the woman, she would have no idea how to end such a conversation.

He would keep this to himself, do his own research and only tell others when it became absolutely necessary. Resigning himself to worrying about dying later, he took several deep breaths and dried his eyes. Pulling himself together he stuffed a load of toilet paper in Hiyori's panties and began to make his way towards the room they were eating in. Dying or not, he would not make anything look suspicious.

He quickly sat back down, trying to keep calm. "Are you okay? What happened?" Questioned Hiyori. Yato kept a poker face, but in reality he was freaking the fuck out!

"Y-Yea everything's fine. I just really had to use the bathroom," he excused.

Hiyori nodded and went back to eating her meal. After she was done she was about to head home when Yato grabbed her. "What?" She asked.

"You need to stay here so it won't be suspicious," Yato informed her. She hesitated but soon agrees.

Yato then walks out of Kofuku's Shrine while hearing, "Bye Hiyorin!." He waved goodbye and walked over to Hiyori's house.

At Hiyori's House

Yato ran to Hiyori's room and crashed onto her bed. 'I need to look around to see if she has any medication for this' he thought. He was about to start looking, but the bed was so comfy that he soon fell asleep.

Light shone through the window landing on his face. Yato jerked up, he had that same feeling again. He rushed to the bathroom to see the toilet paper soaked in blood. 'What is this?' He asks himself. He looks for toilet paper under the sink, but finds something else instead.

He grabs it and takes it out. It was long and skinny and on the bottom was a piece of paper. He took the paper off and underneath was something sticky. 'Whats this for?' He asked. He put it on top of his head and thought 'I think it's some kinda girl hat'.

He comes out and finds Fujisaki in her room. "What're you doing here?" He asks him.

"Watching you solve your girl problem," he replies gesturing to the 'item' on his head. Yato scowled at him and rolled his eyes. Fujisaki laughed and disappeared.

Yato took the item off, of his head and placed it down on the table. 'I have to tell Hiyori, it is her body after all' he thought. He got ready and headed to Kofuku's Shrine.

Kofuku's Shrine

Yato looked around for Hiyori at the shrine. He found her sleeping peacefully next to Yukine. She jerked up and screamed, "CRAP IM LATE FOR SCHOOL!"

Yukine stirred and woke up, "Why the hell are you so loud, Yato?" He questioned. He glanced at Yato and said, "Oh, Hiyori why are you here? Don't you have school?" 'Crap, I totally forgot' Hiyori face palmed, grabbed his hand, and pulled Yato away.

"What are you doing? So much for keeping it a secret," she whispered.

"I have something to tell you." He mumbled. A mix of concern and confusion was seen on her face.

"Well you see your body's been bleeding down there," he explained. She raised an eyebrow and burst out laughing.

"What?! Why are you laughing this is serious?!" He advised. Hiyori kept laughing and explained what was happening. Yato's cheeks turned bright red and he widened his eyes.

"So I-umm... have to-"

"Hiyori aren't you gonna be late for school?" Yukine showed up.

"I was just leaving. I'll meet you guys after school okay?" And with that said, Yato left.

At School

"Hiyori!" Akira shouted running up to meet 'Hiyori' at the front gate along with Aimi. "Wait!"

'Damn. I forgot about these two. I've already been in enough trouble for the day.' Yato turned to them and fake smiled. "Good morning."

"Good morning." The two replied was they walked at the sides of Yato.

"You guys are here earlier than usual. What gives?"

"No. We always reach at this time probably. There is a possibility that you're forgetting even the stuff you do at school." Aimi said.

"I knew it was true. You always hang out with your boyfriend after school don't you!?" Akira asked out loud.

"W-what?"

"Fujisaki told us everything." Aimi said.

"I always knew it! So it's true! How is he like?! How old is him?! Did you guys kiss?!" Akira was really getting on Yato's nerves now.

"Did you went in to bed with him?! How big is he?! Does he taste good!? Did you use a condom?!"

"Yama stop shouting in my fucking ears! You're always like this! Annoying as fuck! If you want to know my fucking business you should just fucking ask me instead of fucking asking Fujisaki for any make up shit he says! And so what if I visit my fucking friends on afternoons?! Are you jealous you can't hang out with your fucking boyfriend every afternoon or on everytime you don't have school! I'm done with putting up with all your fucking bullshit! You know what?! Lock me off!" Yato walked out pissed and didn't even cared about the crowd he attracted towards them.

'Just as I planned.' Fujisaki thought as he stood in the crowd with Seki and Abe.

"I never saw Hiyori like that before." Aimi said.

"Neither did I. Is she on her period?" Akira asked.

"I think so. I'll try to find out but you should not talk to her for a while. I think it's best that we let her cool off. Besides we have about twenty minutes before the bell goes off." Aimi said.

"Okay. I just don't think I want to talk to her anyway until she gets back to herself." Akira said.

"What do you mean?"

"She insulted my boyfriend. He even makes me more happy and more popular. Something is seriously wrong with her. We must find out."

"We? Don't you think you'll get her more pissed if you immediately go to her."

"Well find out now. I'm gonna get pissed if she keeps up that attitude."

"Hey don't say that. We must keep our friendship."

Outside Of The Girls' Bathroom

'Damn. I screwed up big time.' Yato walked.

"Hey Hiyori." Fujisaki called not wanting to revealed anything about Yato.

"What do you want?"

"You forgot to do something and something's gonna show."

"I didn't forgot to do anything. Just leave me alone."

"So... You gonna change your pad?" He teased.

"W-what?" Yato immediately blushed. Forgetting what Hiyori told him. He definitely didn't carried any to school.

"Here." Fujisaki took out an item from his pocket. "Now go on and change. We don't want anyone to see any blood stains on your skirt don't we?" He joked.

Yato grabbed the item from his hand and walked into the girls' bathroom.

Kofuku's Shrine

Dropping Yato's pants to the floor, Hiyori stepped into them while keeping his chin to the floor. Undoing the button, she reached for the zipper and… "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GAH! IT HURTS!" She zipped Yato's dick inside the zipper. Unable to take the pain and think straight she looked at the offending organ and screamed. "AAAAAH!"

"Yato why the hell are you screaming so loud for? What's going on?" Yukine said from outside of the bathroom door.

Hiyori couldn't hear one thing Yukine was saying because of the screaming. A while after, Hiyori passed out.

Minutes later, Daikoku took a hammer and mashed up the door and took out 'Yato' from the bathroom floor, putting his body over his shoulder, carrying him to a room with Yukine and Kofuku following behind.

"Yukine, is that all you know?" Daikoku asked in concern.

"Well yeah, all he did was screamed and then went silent after a while." He answered.

"I heard the screaming from outside too. It's a good thing that Yukki called you or else we would of never got Yatty out of there." Kofuku agreed.

'Yato' stirred and started to wake up. Once she opened her eyes she saw three curious faces hovering above hers. "Oi Yato, why the hell were you screaming back there?" Yukine asked. Hiyori widened greeted and debated with herself weather she should tell them or not.

"Well, you see..." She started. The three raised an eyebrow, signaling her to keep going. She then walked over to Daikoku and whispered what happened. Daikoku bursted out laughing, he then whispered it to Kofuku who did the same.

"What? Is anything up?" Interrupted Yukine. The adults decided to tell what happened. Kofuku snickered in Yukine's ear, then he too started cracking up.

"It's not funny!" Pouted Hiyori.

"Sorry Yatty, but it's really funny," snickered Kofuku. Hiyori rolled her eyes and scoffed.

"Is it still stuck?" Wondered Yukine. She widened her eyes as realization hit her, THE ZIPPER WAS STILL STUCK!

The three started laughing even more and Hiyori just sat there, speechless. Daikoku suddenly stood up, called Yukine over and dragged Yato's body upstairs while saying, "You stay here." To Kofuku.

"Uhhhh...What are you guys doing?" Panicked Hiyori.

Yukine gave a shrug in response and Daikoku laughed, "We're gonna get the zipper un-stuck, of course."

Hiyori gulped. 'Oh no'.

Lunch Time

Yato just got out of class and was heading outside to get fresh air. He felt very tired and wanted to sleep. His entire body felt as if he wanted to drop down and anyone who saw him could notice that. He was in a state to fall down any moment now but got at attention when he heard someone called Hiyori's name.

"Hiyori are you okay?" Abe asked, rushing towards the girl to see if she was in good shape.

"I-I... ugh. I feel fine. I really want to go outside." Yato lied.

"You don't look fine to me. How about I give you a ride on my back and take you outside." He offered.

"That's okay, I wa-" Hiyori's body dropped on the ground. Abe rushed to her, picked her up and fixed her on his back, then walked outside of the school building.

"I don't want to know about the Hundre- Hey, is that Abe and Hiyori?" Aimi wiped her classes to make sure she was seeing right.

"Abe and who?!" Yama got angry.

"Over there." Aimi pointed out.

"Thanks again for helping me." Yato thanked.

"No problem. But I really should take you to the infirmary."

"No, that's okay. My head just kinda hurts as well as my stomach. I feel like I shouldn't be telling you this but I'm on my-"

"JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ABE!?" Akira jumped in front them. Startling the poor students.

"Yama can you keep it down? Hiyori's not feeling well." Abe said to his girlfriend.

"Oh so you're taking sides with her huh?!" Akira said.

"Ugh. Please stop talking. I can't take it. You're being too loud." Yato said, showing that he was in pain.

"You can't tell me what to do! Just what the fuck are you doing with MY BOYFRIEND!?"

"HERE'S WHAT! WHEN I TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP OKAY!" Yato snapped. He slowly got off Abe's back and almost fell over. "YOU'RE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS! ALL YOU EVER DO IS FUCKING COMPLAIN ABOUT BULLSHIT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

Fujisaki was upstairs his classroom recording, which he zoomed up and they were right below him.

"WHATEVER BITCH! I KNEW YOU WERE ACTING STRANGE! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE DATING MY BOYFRIEND?! HE IS MINE!" Akira shouted which clearly made a big crowd appear around them.

"What? We aren't dating." Abe said.

"Yama calm down." Aimi tried to cool down her friend.

"It's best if you stay out of this Ami." Seki told her.

"THE WORST PART IS, WE WERE BEST FRIENDS! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!" Akira shouted.

Yato felt weak and almost dropped to the ground. "Would you please.. Ugh. Continue this later." Yato begged. He didn't want to put up with Yama's bullshit while at this state of his.

"YOU WANNA FIGHT LATER YOU SAID? I DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH MOVES YOU KNOW FROM TONO I WILL FIGHT YOU BACK FOR MY BOYFRIEND!"

"No... I don't want to fight now. My head is re-"

"Okay so it's now!"

"No.. I-"

And with that, Yama charged at Yato. She punched him in the worst current spot. His stomach. "Ah!" He clenched Hiyori's stomach. "Why did you? WHY DID YOU FUCKING PUNCHED ME IN MY STOMACH?!"

"YOU AREN'T GONNA ATTACK BACK? GOOD I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON!"

"I ASKED YOU A FUCKING QUESTION. WHY? WHY WOULD YOU PUNCH ME IN MY STOMACH WHEN I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD!?" Yato didn't knew he revealed something that a girl shouldn't say out in public.

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PERIOD! I'LL MASH YOU UP!" Akira kicked Yato in the stomach again. Causing him to throw up a little in his mouth. Yato then got so angry, he jumped on her and started punching the shit out of her face.

"FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN I'M IN RIGHT NOW AND YOU WANT TO START A FUCKING FIGHT! I'M TIRED OF ALL YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT!" Yato stopped as he realized that the pain inside him started to increase. He immediately got off her and clenched his stomach again. 'Damn I'm fucking aching. I can't take this much longer.'

Akira kicked Yato in his head and he instantly got knocked out.

Kofuku's Shrine

A smirk crept on Daikoku's lips as he pinned Yato down on the floor. Yukine pulled the zipper down as hard as he could while Hiyori hollered in pain.

"Oh my god…oh god…OH MY GOD! MAKE IT STOP!" Hiyori screamed as Yato's manhood pressed painfully against the inside of his pants.

Yukine closed his eyes in disgust and tried not to look at the excruciating pain happening before him. Minutes passed and it was still stuck. Downstairs, Kofuku tried not to listen to the screaming. After minutes, she couldn't stand any more of it. She walked upstairs and peeked inside. She immediately regretted her decision, and ran downstairs.

It has been at least 30 minutes and all three 'boys' were sweating their asses off.

"Daikoku, this isn't working. We gotta do something else," Reasoned Yukine.

"Why don't we ask Kazuma?" Suggested Daikoku. Yukine shrugged and Daikoku told Kofuku to call Kazuma.

Kofuku ran, looking for Kazuma. She stopped in front of Bishamon's shrine and called him. He came out and Kofuku dragged him away before he could speak.

They reached her shrine and Kazuma spoke, "What am I doing here?"

Kofuku pointed upstairs and he just raised an eyebrow, but did as he was told.

He walked in and his eyes widened as big as saucers. "What the..." He trailed off.

"No time, help us!" Urged Daikoku. Kazuma nodded and pulled out a pair of pliers. He attacked it to the zipper and pulled as hard is he could, it didn't budge.

"STOP IT! AHHHHHHH PLEASE, IT FUCKING HURTS!" Exclaimed Hiyori.

"What do we do now?" Asked Yukine. Kazuma clenched bus teeth and said, "We'll have to use scissors." The 'boys' widened their eyes and shook their heads no.

Kazuma insisted that it was the only way. They then carefully cut the zipper trying to avoid skin as much as possible. They tried their best, but some skin was caught, causing Hiyori to scream some more.

Finally they got the zipper off, but a drop of blood was seen on the blades and Hiyori screamed even more. She panted heavily and soon fell unconscious. "THAT must've been painful," pointed out Yukine.

"Got that right," replied Daikoku. Kazuma left and went back to Bishamon's shrine.

Infirmary (After School)

Yato slowly woke up and he felt more pain than before because of the kick Akira gave him. He tried to raise his head but his attempt failed. His vision was slowly fading due to the massive head ache he have.

"I see you're not feeling any better." Fujisaki said. He was sitting by the bedside the whole time watching 'Hiyori' sleep. "I noticed that you cried in your sleep. Something's troubling you?"

"I-I was crying in my sleep? Ugh.. Damn. Why she had to get her period this week? Is there anything to stop this pain? It's killing me." Yato asked.

"The school is out of tablets for that at the moment."

"What? Oh, what's the time?"

"About an hour after school. I'd be playing video games but I gave up that to watch my Yaboku try to get better but nothing's working." He sighed. "Want me to take you to Kofuku's? I think she might have some stuff that can ease your pain."

"I don't want to leave. It'll cause more pain." Tears started to form in Hiyori's eyes.

"Don't worry about that. You'll be on my back. Remember I know how to avoid stuff so always remember that daddy will protect you."

Yato slowly got out of them bed when both he and Fujisaki realized something. Yato's eyes widened as he started to panic. There was blood soaked in the white sheet and on Hiyori's skirt.

"What the fuck Yaboku? Didn't I tell you to change?" Fujisaki asked.

"I did. Her body keeps constantly bleeding and I don't know what to do. I-I can't take this anymore." He cried.

"Damn. I'll be right back." Fujisaki said and he left the infirmary.

A few minutes later he came back with a school skirt and panties and a pad in his hand.

"Come on. Don't give me that face. I'm sure you know what you have to do."

"Yes but not in front of you. It's really embarrassing." Yato said.

"Okay I'll stay outside the door and will keep an eye out on anyone who passes."

"Thanks. But what are we gonna do about the sheets?"

"Leave it. Duhh. Now I shall get going. You better hurry up or Yukine and Hiyori will come looking for you." Fujisaki said as he walked out the door and closed it.

"Yes, and every time she saw you passing, she cries but when someone says Hiyori, she gets really angry and punches the closest thing to her. I think you need to talk to her and see if you can get her to calm down." Aimi said.

"Damn. I didn't knew I was so important to her. Don't worry about her. I'll go by her house tonight and see if I can get her to calm down. I'll have to ask Fujisaki for help." Abe said.

"Hmm. Now that you mentioned it, Fujisaki do looks like he had many girlfriends. I think it'd be best if you go ask him now. Do you know where he might be?" Seki asked.

"He mentioned something about checking up on Hiyori. I think he might be at the infirmary." Abe said.

"Okay, I think I should head home. I gotta finish off some work. I'll see you tomorrow."

"Yeah. Later man. I'll send you a message later." Abe walked away from the two and headed to the infirmary.

About a minute later, Abe saw Fujisaki standing up in front of the infirmary.

"Fujisaki!" Abe called. He walked to Fujisaki and they did their greeting.

"I thought you left already?" Fujisaki asked.

"No I wanted to ask you for some advice. But why are you standing out here?"

Yato could hear the conversation between the two and he already changed but then he noticed no bin nor trash bag was there. "Oh come on." He said annoyed.

"Everything alright in there!?" Fujisaki asked Yato.

"I-uh.. Can you come in?!"

Fujisaki slightly opened the door with his head in the room and questioned Yato, "What seems to be the problem?"

"There isn't any trashbag in here nor bin."

"Hmm... Just put it in the corner over there and come. We gotta get going."

"Okay."

Fujisaki closed the door and asked Abe, "What advice should I give you now?"

"Well Seki said you had a lot of hoes and I was wondering if you knew how to calm them down. Aimi said Yama cries when she see me and gets angry when she hears about Hiyori so I'm going to visit her house tonight to see what's going on."

"Wait wait wait wait. First of all, I never had any hoes nor girls. Second, when you're in her room, you should hold her close to you and let her cry on your chest while she is listening to you when you're talking. Third, you tell her that you love her and start a make out session when she's better." He explained.

"You might not have a girl but you seem like a pro. Thanks man." Abe thanked.

Yato opened the door and saw Abe and Fujisaki watching.

"Damn Hiyori. You took so long." Fujisaki said.

"Sorry, I couldn't move fast because my whole body is just aching." Yato apologized.

"No problem. Now get on my back, I'll take you home." And by home he meant Kofuku's place because Abe wasn't suppose to know anything about it.

Yato tried so hard to climb on Fujisaki's back but kept falling.

"Abe can you lift her up and put her on my back for me?" Fujisaki asked.

"Yeah. It'll be much easier since she can't do anything at this current state of hers." Abe said.

Abe placed his bag on the floor and lifted Hiyori bridal style and was about to position her onto Fujisaki's back until he was interrupted.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Yama stopped and her eyes widened.

"This isn't what it looks like Yama." Abe said. He put Hiyori on Fujisaki's back and Fujisaki fixed her. Then Abe turned to Yama.

"How could you?" She cried. "I thought you loved me! That's it! WE'RE DO-" She was cut of by a pair of lips joining hers.

Abe pulled away and said, "I'll explain everything tonight okay? I'll be at your house at 8. I promise." And with that, Abe took his bag from the floor and walked away, heading straight to his house.

Yama stood shocked. Then she ran out the school building and walked home.


Credits to Arch Angel-Achienjeru & Margariette