Writing this just for fun. I read a few "chatting" ff's and decided: Why not write one myself?

Disclaimer: I own nothing… nothing at all! Well, except the screen names…but that's not much now is it!

Back Story

During the end of the gang's (HHR) year, Harry received a letter, from his Aunt Petunia. It stated as follows:

Harry:

We, your cousin Dudley, Vernon and I are going on a trip to the Bahamas when Dudley school year ends. This means we will not have time to pick you up at the train station so you will have to take the public bus. Enclosed in the envelope is money.
We will be gone the whole summer, which also means that you will have to stay in the house. Miss Figgs will be dropping by every now and then to make sure you don't start any type of mischief. She will tell us everything when we get back; I do not want to hear that you have been acting up! As I stated before you will have to be in the house the entire summer. And you do not have permission to leave it. There's been a lot of burglary going on now and we do not want our precious belongings stolen. There is a list of chores to do on the fridge. It better get done.

Petunia Dursley

Harry had to go and stay at the Dursleys for the whole summer while Hermione was going to Paris for the second time to visit her aunt and Ron along with Ginny were doing an internship program at the ministry.

They promised to keep in touch. Hermione had the brilliant idea to use a muggle invention called the internet…Instant Messaging to be exact. She would take her laptop to Paris. Harry would use Dudley's Computer. And Ron would use the computer his father had confiscated and kept in his office.

They exchanged screen names:

Harry: Boywholived

Hermione: SavoirQueen

Ron: CannonFan#1

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SavoirQueen has now logged on

Boywholived: Hey Herm

SavoirQueen: Bonjour Harry!

Boywholived: Hows Paris?

SavoirQueen: Oh Harry its wonderful! I absolutely love it here! Of course it would be better if you and Ron were here. I miss you guys so much! How's the summer treating you?

BoywhoLived: Lets not go there. Merlin knows there's nothing to do around here…

SavoirQueen: At least you have access to the internet. Have you read the lastest issue of the Washington Post? They have this article where it compares our prime minister and the American president. Its absolutey brilliant Harry.

Boywholived: Actually, no. I HAVE been surfing around and as sick as I thought Dudley was in the past, does not compare to the sick shit that I've seen him go through. He's into midgets and feet.

SavoirQueen: I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you're trying to say. Feet?

Boywholived: Trust me, you don't want to know…

SavoirQueen: Harry…

Boywholived: yes?

SavoirQueen: Are you talking about pornography?

Boywholived: Its BEYOND that.. I mean, why can't he be into the more normal shit.. I mean Ron and I the other day were discussing.. Never mind. He's a sick bastard..

SavoirQueen: What do you expect Harry, he's of the male species.

BoyWhoLived: Hey! What does that mean! I'm of the male species!! Besides, Dudley's 90 percent pig and 10 male, So his actions are not really male-like, they're just fucking weird.

SavoirQueen: You're horrible Harry. Anyway, has Ron logged on today?

BoyWhoLived: Why the sudden interest my dear Hermione?

SavoirQueen: I just wanted to know if my best friend has logged on! NOTHING ELSE! Oh, grow up Harry!

BoyWhoLived: yeah yeah, get over it..

SavoirQueen: Ron logged on!

CannonFan#1 has logged on

BoyWhoLived: excited much?

CannonFan#1: Huh? This thing is bloody hard to use! It took me and Ginny an HOUR to figure out how to open this piece of turd!

SavoirQueen: Did you even listen to me when I was demonstrating the proper way to use a computer last summer?

(CannonFan#1 is typing)

SavoirQueen: And it isn't a turd. All because the user is one, doesn't necessarily mean the computer is one as well..

(CannonFan#1 is typing)

SavoirQueen: Are you there Ron?

(CannonFan#1 is typing)

SavoirQueen: Honestly Ronald, were you paying attention last summer?

CannonFan#1: uh…maybe?

SavoirQueen: You infuriate me, do you know that?

CannonFan#1: Actually, thats something I DO know

BoyWhoLived: Alright alright guys, As much as I LOVE seeing you two fight… stop it already

SavoirQueen: Too late, Harry..I'm out. See you in a bit though. As for you Ron… I hate you right now….just in case you might think otherwise.

SavoirQueen has logged off

BoyWhoLived: Nice going mate…

CannonFan#1: What got her knickers in a twist?

BoyWhoLived: At this rate...You'll never get her…

CannonFan#1: Who said I WANT to get her!

CannonFan#1: ok! Ok! Fine, shut up!

BoyWhoLived: lol, I haven't written anything!

CannonFan#1 has logged off

Boywholived has logged off

DONE! well...not for now!

Coming up:Fred and George and Ginny!

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