Namine's Day.
"Hi this is Xoxoroxas, but you can call me Roxy. I am here to tell all you wonderful readers out there about my new fanfiction." *smiling with a salesperson smile* "Okay, lets cut to the chase, Namine made me promise I'd do that or else she wouldn't go on. This is about 'what if the kingdom hearts cast read fanfiction' I mean, sure they'd find some nice ones, but with all you sickos out there?(no offense) there must be a thousand worse things out there than I have read. Now I'm gonna hand the mic over to Namine for to day's fanfiction report." *stalks to backstage where she giggles as she looks up more fanfiction.*
"Hello! I'm Namine, if you don't know me I suggest you play 'Kingdom Hearts 2' or ask someone who has played who I am. Umm… my boyfriend is Roxas, and that's all the introduction I want to say for now. Umm… I just wanted to tell you guys that I'm not a slut, that I'm not dating Kairi, Olette, Aqua, Tifa, Areith, or any other girls you might think of. Uhh…. Sorry, it's just that Ho-er-Roxy wanted me to come on this show spur of the moment. she said it was cuz almost anyone else would just get pissed off and everyone would be afraid of this show. I haven't been abused by Axel or *her face pales a lot* been raped by anyone. I am not a drunken whore who loves to party. I am just a freakin' teenager who likes to draw and can screw with peoples memories. God, I shouldn't have gone on this damn show. I'm not Roxas's twin sister, I'm not Xion's princess cousin, I'm not a backstabbing bitch who steals money from her gangster boyfriends, and I'm really grateful that there aren't that many fanfictions about me.*sob* there are a lot of good fanfictions out there about me though. Like "Voice" by Ciel Denali. That was beautiful. I am a high school student, but I'm inside Kairi. I know this is short, but I really have to go or else I'll just explode. See you all soon. It seems that Roxy is going to have an OC fest as soon as she finishes the 3 stories she's working on now. Umm… I really have to go now" *runs out of room*
"Hello! Roxy here, uhh… I didn't know that you guys upset Namine that much… hmm… well next time it's Larxene. If you have any questions you would like to ask the cast please do, I also have to go. Sorry about the shortness of the chapter see you all later."