== Be Andrew Hussie
No you can not be Andrew Hussie. Why? Well, because Andrew Hussie is pretty much a god right now. You'll live. For now.
Let's see what he's up too.
Oh right he has made all the ships canon. ALL OF THEM. Wait...wait...what's that? Oh right he's also going to make Homestuck a video game. The way the Homestuck kick starter is going we'll probably get a trilogy.
Oh look we can be Hussie now.
You are the now the Hussie. You make fangirls swoon over their ships and also kill them slowly by killing their ships. Today has probably been a very successful day for you. Not only are you fundraising money, but you have also made all the ships canon. (that probably killed a lot of people(but in a very good way))
The fundraising is going very well. You love all your fans. (that is why you became homoerotically interested in your fans)
Now you must take your leave and let the idiot of the writer write her story.