Author's Note: I decided to try a new kind of story. Hope you guys and girls like it. I don't own Invader Zim.
Gir was in his green dog costume looking around a store. He saw a pie and smiled widely. It would be a great gift for his master Zim. He grabbed the pie and paid for it at the counter and took home to Zim.
"I got something for you." Gir said.
"Gir, what is that thing?" Zim asked disgusted.
"It's pie!"
"And what am I supposed to do with that so called pie?"
"Eat it!"
"Gir, there is no way I'm going to eat that."
"But it's good."
"That thing is good?!" Zim said shuttering.
"Yep, try it."
"No, Gir."
"Try it."
"No, Gir."
"Try it! Try it! Try it! ...Please."
"I am not eating that disgusting earth food."
"Come on. You know you wanna."
"I don't want to eat the pie, Gir."
"Eat it."
"How many times must I say no, Gir?"
"I don't know."
"Get that pie out of my face this instant."
"Not until you try it."
"Will you leave me alone if I try this pie?"
Gir nodded yes.
Zim sighed and grabbed a fork and took a little piece of the pie. He reluctantly stuck out his tongue slowly to taste it. Once his tongue touched the pie, he screamed out in pain.
"Aww! Aww! It burns!" Zim said running around.
Gir just shrugged and drank his drink and thought to himself, "I guess he doesn't like pie."
Author's Note: The end. So was it cute?