Well…look at me churning 'em out.
"Are you listening?"
"Hm?"
"You can't put a magazine down for a few seconds and hear what I'm saying to you?"
Gold and black eyes looked up dully. "Unless ya're about to tell me that ya can do exactly what th's girl in th's picture can, ya'll fergive me if 'm distracted."
"Distract-what the hell, lemme see that!"
*Snatch*
…
*Blush*
"Ha. Lookit ya blushing. Quite a pretty strawberry ya make, King~"
"Shut the hell up. And where did you even get this, you pervert?"
"Urahara."
"…shoulda known."
"Yeah, ya shoulda. I bet ya can't even do what tha' girl's doin' can ya?"
*Blink* "Are you serious?"
"Yeah, I guess I got my hopes up for nothing."
"Really…"
"I mean, guys are flexible, but damn, I mean, even I wouldn't try that."
"Hey…"
"Don't worry, I'm only a little upset."
"Shiro…"
"I'll just fantasize about it later-King? Why are you undressing?"
"You gonna have a one-sided conversation with yourself or are you gonna get over here and learn for yourself that I can do twenty times what that pretty little anorexic chick in your magazine can do?"
"…ya had me at takin' ya shirt off."
Sex is totally a type of conversation...yeah.