A is for airship, which is in every game

B is for Boko, what a lame name

C is for Cloud, who has chocobo hair

D is for Dirge of Cerberus, which I suspect is the result of a (drunken) dare

E is for Edgar, who kicks lots of ass

F is for Fighter, a FF starting class

G is for Gau, whose antics are inane

H is for Hojo, who is freaking INSANE

I is for Irvine, who shoots enemies dead

J is for Jenova, who is only a head

K is for Kain, who r0x0rs girls' s0x0rs

L is for Lulu, who does the same thing, except to boy's b0x0rs

M is for Mog, whose dances are CUTE

N is for Nanaki, he's awesome, yeah, W00T!

O is for Odin, who shows up quite rarely

P is for Potion, which restores HP… barely

Q is for Quistis and her mad blue mage skills

R is for Rydia, her attack power is, like, nil

S is for Seifer, who owns all you lamers!

T is for Tidus, who won the hearts of girl gamers

U is for Ultimecia, the last Sorceress Squall fought

V is for vampire, which Vincent is NOT

W is for Wakka, a blitzball ace

X is for xenophobia, which afflicts the entire Esper race

Y is for Yazoo, who sounds totally stoned

Z is for Zone Eater; when he eats you, you're PWND

Yeah... I was just bored the other day and decided to throw this thing together. I used some of the same lines from the RE ABC poem (like the mad skills bit and character badassness), but that's because I'm an unoriginal person. You have no idea how hard it was to narrow some of these down. I wanted to put Sephiroth for S, but Seifer's line was practically begging to be used. I couldn't help it. Maybe I'll write another one with the stuff I didn't use this time and submit it... I dunno. Would anyone be interested in that?

I left out FFII, III, V, and IX in this poem. I've played II and V, but I have yet to touch the third game. Final Fantasy IX has never really appealed to me; maybe I'll pick it up some time soon and give it another shot. Anyway, I didn't reference them here because I didn't feel that I knew them well enough to try to write something about them.

So yeah, that's it. I hope this poem didn't suck too bad.

liana