Chapter 1: Prologue
It was a dark stormy night in the Mushroom Kingdom. Heroes like Mario were treated fashionably, and on a stormy night such as this, they were carefully tucked into warm toasty beds. Lesser Heroes, on the other hand, like Luigi, had to face the torment of the storm outside of the castle. Luigi was in a rather intimate relationship with Princess Daisy, which gave him an upper level in the hierarchy in the lesser heroes. The other lesser heroes, were of course: Toad, Waluigi, Wario, and Bowser. Yes, BOWSER. Bowser is considered a lesser hero because of his prompt attempts at saving Peach from the strange sexual acts Mario performs on her almost daily. You see, the Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom gets the key to the world, and over time all Heroes become corrupt. Mario was not always an insidious bastard, but ever since he was molested by a Boo, he become obsessed with dirty acts of sex. At this point in time he threw his brother Luigi out of the castle, and in response, Luigi vowed revenge. Over the past two years he has not seen his Princess Daisy, but he sends and receives letters to and from her everyday. Luigi has formed a friendship with old nemeses: Wario and Waluigi. Today in the mail Luigi received a note from Daisy begging for Luigi and his newfound comrades to rescue her from Mario, because Mario has gone mad! "Mario wants to have a threesome with me! Help Luigi! I'm Christian and want to save myself for you!"