Well as you probably all know both Gary and Mike proposed to me! That's right to me! Mum was about to have a heart attack there and then but unfortunately she kept it together! Now I can't even change from British gas to a different station without panicking and talking about how I would offer them a place to live if they ever came here though to be fair both Raj and Mary were very nice! So how was I of all people supposed to tell one proposing man that I didn't love him?

*title sequence*

*Stevie bursts into the room*

"Miranda!" She exclaims, "Mikes downstairs!"

"Oh god!" I panick before making an attempt of getting out the window, I've gotten half way out when Stevie grabs me and tries to pull me back in.

"Miranda you can't just run away from this one!" She yells at me.

"I don't think I'm running anywhere Stevie, I'm stuck!" I say.

"What do you mean you're stuck?"

" I mean that I can't get out window what do you think I mean?"

"Alright, alright just try and unstick yourself I'll go and try and take care of Mike."

Stevie runs out of the apartment leaving me to try and fit out of a window made for elves. It's a funny word elves. El-v-es! No Miranda stop it! Just get out of the window.

After some pushing and pulling I finally manage to move some, no actually I'm moving a lot now.

"No no no," I repeat as I start to slip out the window.

CRASH

I fell out the window. I begin to get up when a hand shoots down to help me, I take it and hoist myself up to my feet. Shit. It's Gary...

"Gary hello Gary fancy seeing you here! Haha I guess you could say I just fell for you! No no not fell for you! Oh god I mean fell from the window I just fell from the window!" Miranda nervously rambled.

"Okay Miranda and tell me who's exactly did you manage that?" Gary laughed.

"Well mike was in the shop and I couldn't face him since I chose you and..." I said it, what do I do now? I hadn't meant to tell him ever never mind after falling out a window!

Gary looked at her "Miranda, did you just say what I thought you said?"

I clear my throat, "yes Gary I think I did." I smile, I was so happy I had finally told him I didn't want to but I did and now that I have I am so relieved.

"I love you Miranda! And I know that my proposal may have seemed half hearted and I know it may have seemed that I only did it competitively but I only did it because I didn't want to lose you." Gary confessed before leaning in to kiss me.

It's weird. Kissing in public but then again I am the towns weirdo so many it was suiting. It felt suiting kissing him, it felt right as though I was born to just kiss Gary which I very well may have been!

I would have continued if Mike hadn't shown up behind us.

"I see how it is, I'll leave you alone now," Mike said before beginning to walk off.

I was about to go after him before I realised Gary was there. I didn't want him to think I wanted Mike and besides he probably wanted so time alone.

"Go after him Miranda, he at least deserves an explanation if you're sure you've chosen," Gary says softly.

I was suprised by his words and kiss him on the cheek.

"Thank you," I say before walking off.

It didn't take long to catch up with him as he wasn't walking fast, he just looked heart broken.

"Mike," I say once I'm behind him.

He turns around to face me.

"What do you want miranda?" He asks.

"I-I-m so sorry Mike. I loved you and what we had was so special to me to but..." Oh god I had begun to panic.

"But what?" Mike questions.

"I have loved Gary for so long and the fact that he feels the same and maybe even for half as long that I like him then I'm sorry but I would regret it every day if I didn't even give it a shot." I confessed.

"No Miranda I understand. Look I'd say we should be friends but I don't think that's a good idea, at least not for now."

"No...no I understand, look I have to get back I'm supposed to be looking after the shop," I look down at my watch, "well... Now actually." Okay, I lied but everyone lies and honestly if I kept talking to him I would end up married to him or something which would be very bad.

I walked away when a wave of tears hit me, I loved Gary more than anything or anyone but still I had been with Marple for what seemed forever and it was just hard saying goodbye. I make my way into the shop as I figured Gary would've probably just waited there for me, I was right but what I saw in the shop was not what I wanted to see.

Gary was standing talking, no more arguing with Rose. Stevie was standing behind the counter loving the drama as always.

"Rose please would you just leave!" Gary argues.

"No Gary I need to know! Did you or did you not break up with me for... That?"

"Don't! Don't because she is the most funny, smart beautiful lady I have ever seen and if you can't see that then you have got to be blind. I love her more than I ever thought I could ever love someone so yes Rose we broke up because of her, now go." Gary protested.