A/N Heeeellloooo, my dear lovely faithful readers and reviewers! So this here story is from a prompt by the A-MAY-ZING JasonGraceless, who you should totally check out, by the way, so yeah, I'm done now.

WARNING: OODLES of Leyna.

Disclaimer: Yeah, how about...no.

Most post-giant-war parties are certifiably insane.

But when you add two camps' worth of trigger-happy, still rather paranoid demigods to the equation...and when the punch is spiked...

Well.

As Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano pushed her way through the seething mass of demigodity (not to mention the PARTY PONIES, of all invitees...) she had only one destination in mind: the lake.

An innocent enough whim, yes? Just the rest of the night spent in peace among the lake and stars.

HA, no.

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Leo Valdez WOULD usually be the life of the party. Really.

But sometimes, Super Sized McShizzles need alone time. And this party, it was reminding him too much of how isolated he was, the fire boy, the freak.

Shoving unceremoniously through the crowd (no one cared - everyone had been a big punch fan), he decided to go to...the lake. The one place no one would be.

Or so he thought.

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As Reyna approached the lake, she thought she heard muttering. Oh great, now she would have to deal with another drunk-as-Hades camper. Then she halted.

"Dios mío, eso es hermoso," she heard the voice - male, she confirmed - murmur.

The sound was music to her ears. It had been so long since she had heard Spanish - and understood it. The only other person she knew who spoke Spanish was her sister, Hylla. And, well, being the queen of the Amazons kind of limits your free time in which to converse wth your little sister in her native language.

But who else could it be? She pushed aside a convinient tree branch that shielded her from her mystery Spanish-speaker, and...stopped herself from gasping just in time.

Because this person was about the last person she wanted to see.

A/N Oooooooooh...I wonder who it is! The mystery lingers...And I know, I know, I really should not be starting any new stories, but I WILL update Aphrodite is Overrated! I PROMISE!

And yes, this chapter is ridiculously short...BUT I WILL UPDATE IN LIKE TWO DAYS! I PROMISE!