You are Sollux Captor and you hate the pool. If the pool could be in a quadrant, you would take it black. You hate swimming. And even more than both of those, you hate the whiney asshole who is now looking up at you.
"no way. there ii2 no WAY you're gettiing me iin that pool."
"Awwww, but sooooollllllll…"
Eridan droned out your name and pouted at you like the miserable thing he is, "I'm lonely swwimmin' in here all by my shelf."
"but there'2 liike, twenty two other people in the pool eriidan. ii'm 2ure you could bother them iin2tead of me."
You give him your best 'ii'm not dealiing wiith your 2hiit twoday' look.
"But yer so much more fun to bother."
He grins at you, so you splash him in the face.
"no. ii'm not 2ayiing iit twiice."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssseeeee?"He whines.
You roll your eyes at him.
"fiine, two miinute2." And before you know it, he's diving in with you under his arm, barely catching a breath before you're both submerged.
He's holding you under, grinning like a madman, and you're fighting to try and get a breath.
Then he locks his mouth over yours and breathes out, and you breathe in, finally having oxygen in your lungs again.
You hate it when he does that, but, you guess, breathing off of his exhalations, it's a nice excuse to makeout.