My name is alice and my life got a little strange a day ago somehow I ended up from being in the real world to south park world
It all started yesterday morning I was sitting on my livingroom floor watching south park on comedy central laughing at their immature morbid jokes
When all of a sudden one of the main but not so main characters butters stotch came out of my t.v
Naturally I was scared and almost shit bricks
Butters grabbed my arm gently and said "come with me"
I thoughtlessly followed him knowing that he is one of the safer charaters and would never hurt anyone
I felt a little tickle as me and butters went through my t.v
I guess butters didn't know that we would be falling in to the small town of south park because during our descend he was screaming "oh hamburgers"
When we finally reached the ground somehow we were safe from falling like a zillion feet
God cartoons man they save you with no logic
Maybe I was safe because I landed on what I thought was a giant marshmallow but just turned out to be eric cartman who happenes to be the most offensive and raciest fouth grader
"aye get this chick off of me she weighs a ton"
Jerk
"no you do fat ass kyle brofvloski said
"shut up kahl "
I quickly got off eric and picked up the still lying on the ground butters that no one seemed to notice
"why did you bring me here?" I asked butters
"g-gee whiz I really don't know it kinda just happened" he answered
"then how the hell am I suppose to get out of my t.v ?" I asked I wasn't trying to be rude but It just happened because I was scared that I would be here forever and never see my family again
"w-well ill think of something"
The four fouth graders shot me and butters confused looks
"dude she just said she in her t.v"stan said
"yeah this is a show on comedy central "
Is it okay for me to break the fourth wall?
"shes like the shapeshifting alien that said we were going to get cancelled" kyle said
"aye turn into the taco that poops icecream like your buddy"eric demanded
We all ignore his suggestion
"don't be stupid im not an alien"
"who is gonna stay with?' butters asked
"you found her you she stays with you" stan says
"I cant my parents will ground me for sure" butters said
They fought about who would take me home for about a hour until I was decided that I would stay with Kenny mccormick
It started getting late even though it was morning when I came into the south park time went by strange here
We all said our goodbyes and see you tomorrows
Me and Kenny started walking home he was a few steps ahead of me
He started crossing the road when a car came by and ran him over his blood splashed all over me
from the distance I hear stan and kyle
"oh my god you killed Kenny" stan said
"you bastards" kyle said
I ran over to them and asked them who should I stay with now
We had another long fight about who would take me for the time being in the end it was said that I would be better if I satyed with a girl so they chose wendy testaburger
Wendy seemed to be pretty cool with the idea since her parents were busy on a work so they wouldn't know
We watched terrance and phillip until it was time for bed
When it was morning I woke up back in the real world but I had strange marks on my arm