Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids. This is my first attempt at writing a
humorous story. I appreciate ALL reviews!
Leena's Dream
Hostess: Hello today and welcome to dating blind dates. Here's your hostess.ME! Today's first and FINEST contestant is a hunk of junk, from the Blitz team, who likes to scrounge around for loose ends, probably looking for his brains, and taking long rides in his liger, on girls-err-I mean with girls with cute asses. Here's the one, the lonely, Bit Cloud!
Bit enters stage, squeals and cheers come from the audience. A few girls are holding up signs that say 'take me now' while others are willingly offering their bras to him.
Me: Welcome to our show Mr. Cloud.
Bit: Thanks 'Me', but you can call me Bit.
Me: So Bit, is your last name Cloud because your head's in the clouds or is there a story behind there?
Bit: No, I like to look at the clouds so my last name's cloud, also because that was my parent's last name and my grandparent's last name and-
Me: Oh that's nice now. A few questions before we begin Mr. Cloud.
Bit: Just Bit
Me: What ever. What do you look for in a girl?
Bit: Well, they have to be into--
Me: Great! Ok question two. If you were a food what would you be?
Bit: What kinda question is that?
Me: One that you will answer or I'll answer it for you. I promise you, you won't like my answer.
The hostess puts her hand on his knee. Bit looks at it with a confused expression, which everyone's used to.
Bit: Macaroni and Cheese.
Me: Why? Mr. Cloud.
She moves her hand up closer to his thigh by a few inches and stops. Bit still with-holds his confused expression.
Bit: Ah what are you doing?
Me: Asking you a question. Your answer please.ok then your answer is because it reminds you of your brain. Next question, then you can wait here while we get some last minute, drunken, crack whores to fill in as beautiful women, for you to choose from.
She moves her hand closer up is leg. She leans over to gaze into his dreamy green eyes when she sees that it's actually Jamey! The hostess freaks and runs of stage, to the bathroom and pukes. Leena wakes up to find that she is in Bit's room, hanging over his head! She shrieks. Jamey and Dr. Toros come running in, Jamey with a bat.
Toros: Leena what's wrong? Why are you in here with Bit?
Brad walks in rubbing his eyes.
Brad: What's going on? Is Bit actually fulfilling his dream? Is he making out with Leena?
Leena: NO! I had a dream and Bit, you sleaze bag, you were in it. Jeeze! As if torturing me in my wake wasn't enough!
Jamey: Well if that's all then I guess we have nothing to worry about.
Bit: I know I was in your dream. Did you know you talk in your sleep? It's kinda annoying, you describe everything! Well.I'm going to get a snack. Hey Leena, do ya got any of those cookies left.
Leena: BIT! IF YOU DARE EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING ANY OF THOSE COOKIES I'LL BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULP!
Bit: Jeeze, lay off my back willya! I was only going to have one.handful.
This story may continue but I'm not sure.
Leena's Dream
Hostess: Hello today and welcome to dating blind dates. Here's your hostess.ME! Today's first and FINEST contestant is a hunk of junk, from the Blitz team, who likes to scrounge around for loose ends, probably looking for his brains, and taking long rides in his liger, on girls-err-I mean with girls with cute asses. Here's the one, the lonely, Bit Cloud!
Bit enters stage, squeals and cheers come from the audience. A few girls are holding up signs that say 'take me now' while others are willingly offering their bras to him.
Me: Welcome to our show Mr. Cloud.
Bit: Thanks 'Me', but you can call me Bit.
Me: So Bit, is your last name Cloud because your head's in the clouds or is there a story behind there?
Bit: No, I like to look at the clouds so my last name's cloud, also because that was my parent's last name and my grandparent's last name and-
Me: Oh that's nice now. A few questions before we begin Mr. Cloud.
Bit: Just Bit
Me: What ever. What do you look for in a girl?
Bit: Well, they have to be into--
Me: Great! Ok question two. If you were a food what would you be?
Bit: What kinda question is that?
Me: One that you will answer or I'll answer it for you. I promise you, you won't like my answer.
The hostess puts her hand on his knee. Bit looks at it with a confused expression, which everyone's used to.
Bit: Macaroni and Cheese.
Me: Why? Mr. Cloud.
She moves her hand up closer to his thigh by a few inches and stops. Bit still with-holds his confused expression.
Bit: Ah what are you doing?
Me: Asking you a question. Your answer please.ok then your answer is because it reminds you of your brain. Next question, then you can wait here while we get some last minute, drunken, crack whores to fill in as beautiful women, for you to choose from.
She moves her hand closer up is leg. She leans over to gaze into his dreamy green eyes when she sees that it's actually Jamey! The hostess freaks and runs of stage, to the bathroom and pukes. Leena wakes up to find that she is in Bit's room, hanging over his head! She shrieks. Jamey and Dr. Toros come running in, Jamey with a bat.
Toros: Leena what's wrong? Why are you in here with Bit?
Brad walks in rubbing his eyes.
Brad: What's going on? Is Bit actually fulfilling his dream? Is he making out with Leena?
Leena: NO! I had a dream and Bit, you sleaze bag, you were in it. Jeeze! As if torturing me in my wake wasn't enough!
Jamey: Well if that's all then I guess we have nothing to worry about.
Bit: I know I was in your dream. Did you know you talk in your sleep? It's kinda annoying, you describe everything! Well.I'm going to get a snack. Hey Leena, do ya got any of those cookies left.
Leena: BIT! IF YOU DARE EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING ANY OF THOSE COOKIES I'LL BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULP!
Bit: Jeeze, lay off my back willya! I was only going to have one.handful.
This story may continue but I'm not sure.