A/N: I actually just wrote this after watching my brother's cat. I always comment My brother's name is Matt so, I just used our Matt in this. Also, Saxxi is the most beastly kitty you will ever meet. :)
"Mello!" Matt shrieked. He burst into the kitchen where said blond was eatting breakfast.
Mello then started choking on his cereal once he saw Matt's face. "What? What happened?"
"He's broken!" Matt shouted. "Saxxi is broken! You broke him!"
"What?" Mello asked. He looked around the room, expecting to see Matt's cat, Saxxi. "What do you mean broken?" he asked after he didn't see him.
"I came out of the shower and he was all twisted up in the weird angle! Mello, I know you didn't like him but, you didn't have to kill him!" Matt then procceeded to cry.
Mello went to the sobbing gamer. "I haven't even seen the fuzzball since last night. Besides, I might kill a person but, I would never add animal cruleity to my list of wrong-doings." He comforted.
Matt sniffed. "B-But, I saw him..." Mello sighed. "Let's go see." he said.
Mello walked Matt out of the kitchen and back into their shared room. Matt pointed to where he saw the cat. On the bed, the brown fuzzy mass of fur was sleeping, albeit in an odd posistion. Saxxi yawned as he stretched out, clawing at the blankets.
"Saxxi!" Matt yelled. He scoped up the cat and rocked him in his arms. "I thought you were dead! You silly kittie." Matt cooed.
The cat only closed its eyes and started purring.
"Matt, your cat looks like an angry asian."