Derek- Hello, and welcome to my newest fic idea. This is gonna be a short comedy that I came up with while watching a funny commercial where this guy tries to remove a bee hive, but gets stung by all the bees.
Damian- I'll admit it was kind of funny, yet I know how much bees hurt.
Derek- So do I, but just go with it. Anyway, this first chapter is kinda short, I'll admit, but the next chapters will be noticeably longer, so on with the show!!
Yugioh; Attack of the Big Bad Bees
On a calm Saturday morning, Yugi sat in his kitchen, eating breakfast, and reading a Duel Monsters Magazine. The sun is shining, and since it's the middle of spring the temperature is warm, and the windows are open. As Yugi is reading and eating, a bee flies into the kitchen, and heads for the food. As the bee nears the food, Yugi hears the bee, and absentmindedly swats it away with his hand, not thinking to check what it was. The bee is hit hard, and slams against the wall. It lands on the ground, dazed and confused, but it doesn't stay in this state long. Soon, the bee flies back to Yugi, and pokes him on the shoulder.
As Yugi turns to face the bee, it hits him in face hard, whacking him out of his chair and sending him to the ground. As he gets up the bee dives for him, and proceeds to beat the living daylights out of him. Yugi attempts to fight back, but is knocked out by the crazed bee. He falls face first to the floor.
30 minutes later
Yugi's Grandfather comes down the stairs and enters the kitchen, seeing the place in a mess. He sees hanging by his underwear on the ceiling fan, slowly swinging around. "Oh my goodness! Yugi, what happened here!?!" At this, yugi snaps back to consciousness. "I don't know, grandpa. The last thing I remember is swatting a bug away from my food, then I got attacked."
"Are you sure that's what happened?" his grandfather said as he helped yugi down to the floor. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I didn't hear anybody enter, but something hit me." At this point the bee flies in again. Again, yugi swipes at it, but the bee knew it was coming, and moved. He flies forward, proceeding to slap yugi silly, finally upper cutting him, sending him flying back and landing on the table. Its work finished, the bee flies out the window, heading straight to a beehive sitting just above the kitchen window.
"Well, it seems that we will have to get rid of these bees." Said yugi's grandpa, closing the windows, and getting the first aid kit.
Derek- Well, I also got the idea from watching a bee in a commercial beating the heck out of some guy that slapped it with the newspaper. Well, please review.