Adventures of Thief
Thief-Chan: Hello, my name is Thief-Chan. I am the 'authress' of this story. Not the narrator mind you, the author. I can't be held responsible for any people whose computers implode from the randomness in this fan fiction. Now then on to the story!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Final Fantasy, and any other characters in this story I borrowed in order to torture. Although I do like to think I own them.
(In order to protect the innocent they have been given dull names like Ms. Teacher)
(Thief is sitting at a desk blowing bubblegum while staring at the ceiling. She was at a 'meeting' with some person that worked for the government. Thief never found at his name so I'll just call him Mister)
Mister: Hello Thief…
Thief: Hello…
Mister: Do you know why you're here?
Thief: Because you think I'm insane so you're going to throw me in a looney bin. Then I'll escape and we'll see each other again five months later.
Mister: (Pounds his fists on the table so Thief will stop staring at the ceiling.) No! I'm here because you don't go to school.
Thief: Oh, well that's no problem, cause I'm smarter than half the kids my age.
Mister: And how old are you Thief?
Thief: Thirteen.
Mister: Well, you must be a very bright girl then. I'll just get the phone and call your parents…
(The room stays silent for a while)
Thief: I don't have any parents.
Mister: (Voice goes all evil) Well then, the state puts you in my hands. You will live in an apartment. You will pay the weekly rent. You will get a job. And you most certainty will go to school!
(Two days later at the Airport)
Thief: Great, I don't even know where I'm going. Oh well.
(Lifts an overly large suitcase onto a cart)
Thief: Heehee, have fun in the cargo area Macavity!
Macavity: (sweatdrop) You're so cruel.
(Loads Macavity's pet carrier onto the cart and puts on her backpack.)
Thief: See you later!
(Two hours later after take off.)
Thief: Darn plane is so slow! I could've flown faster than this.
(Stares at a headphone set)
Thief: What's this?
(Puts on the headphones and starts flipping through the stations. A flight attendant walks
by and sees Thief)
Flight Attendant: Ahh! What are you doing! You can't use electronics yet!
(Thief just hums to whatever song she's listening to)
Flight Attendant: Miss!
(Thief opens her eyes and stares at the attendant because she didn't hear a word she said.)
Flight Attendant: Are you listening to me? Take off the headphones!
Thief: (yelling over her headphones) I can't hear you, let me take off the headphones!
(Thief takes off the headphones and puts them away)
Thief: Okay, so what were you saying?
(Attendant walks away mumbling)
Thief: How rude!
(Half an hour later)
Thief: I'm so bored! There has to be something to do here…
(Pulls out her backpack and takes out a book to read)
Thief: …Why am I reading?!
(Throws the book back in her backpack and falls asleep)
(An hour later)
Flight Attendant: Ma'am?
-Twitch-
Flight Attendant: (shakes Thief a little) Ma'am?
-Twitch-
Flight Attendant: Miss!
Thief: Huh?
Flight Attendant: You wouldn't happen to own a cat would you?
Thief: Uh…yeah why?
Flight Attendant: There's a black cat raiding the first class passengers.
Thief: What?!
(Thief unbuckles her belt and runs to the first class section of the plane. Macavity is going through everyone's food taking all the candy and cookies)
Thief: Macavity!
Macavity: Meow?
(Picks up Macavity and whispers in his ear)
Thief: You filthy cat! You're going to make everyone think I'm nuts owning a cat like you!
Macavity: Well, you're only adding to it by talking to me.
Thief: (sweatdrop) Shut up.
(Another hour later)
Thief: Man I'm hungry.
(Stops a passing flight attendant)
Thief: Excuse me, don't we get anything to eat?
Flight Attendant: Sorry, the food is for the sane people, but you can have a napkin.
(Thief pulls out AMOD and knocks the flight attendant out)
Thief: I never liked flight attendants…
(Another hour later)
Thief: Man, I'm starving. That stupid cat could've at least split the loot!
(Another hour later)
Thief: How long have I been on this plane?
(Nearly five hours)
Thief: Ack! How can I last another half hour here?
(Half an hour later)
Thief: (sweatdrop)
(Happy?)
Thief: Not really.
(Fine)
(An hour later)
Thief: Stop! Get me off this plane!
(As you wish)
(The plane crashes into some building setting it on fire)
Thief: That's not what I meant! (blows on flaming skirt)
(Picky, picky)
(The plane lands on the ground completely extinguished)
Thief: There.
(Satisfied?)
Thief: For now.
(All Thief's luggage shoots out of the cargo part of the plane knocking her out)
(The next day)
Thief: Where am I?
Macavity: In your apartment. Those people dropped us off.
Thief: What people?
Macavity: The people who own the card shop your going to work at.
Thief: Oh…
Macavity: By the way, it's Monday, a school day.
Thief: Aw, great.
(Thief gets up and looks at her uniform. The shirt is pink and she has to wear a long blue skirt)
Thief: I'm not wearing that.
(Then you'll go back on the plane)
Thief: (puts on her uniform mumbling)
Macavity: Your backpack is on the table.
(Walks to the table and lifts her bag, which weighs about forty pounds)
Thief: What's in here, bricks?
(Worse, school books)
Thief: Ahh!
(Better hurry to school, or you'll be late)
Thief: You wouldn't dare…
(I made the plane crash didn't I?)
(Thief runs out the door and heads for her school. On the way she spots a jewelry shop with a pair of golden earrings in the window.)
Thief: Ooh…pretty.
(Thief enters the shop and lifts the earrings)
Store Owner: Would you like those earrings?
Thief: I don't know…
Store Owner: They're ancient Egyptian earrings.
Thief: I'll take them.
(Pays the owner and runs to her school, just barely making it on time)
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