Disclaimer: So all I own is the different ideas and the epic mashup that will show up eventually that I created (but I don't own any songs in the mashup)
Summary: Rewrite of Glee starting from Breakup and vague til Dynamic Duets. Much heavier focus on Blam BROTP and general ND bromances (and whatever the female version is). NO GRADS UNLESS THEY'RE IN LIMA. I have no idea how else to describe it, each chapter is an episode with a Theme and everything.
Note: The basic summary will be under the episode name and I will write recaps if anything important happens so if you don't like a chapter you can go to the next one without finishing.
Lean On Me
Episode 1: Breakup
Notes: This will be a shorter chapter, only involving two songs, set presuming Blaine returns to Lima completely heartbroken.
"Blaine! Blaine? Are you okay?" Sam asked worriedly, placing himself in front of the shorter boy and grabbing his shoulder gently.
"It's over, Sam. I screwed up and now I've lost the most important person in my life," Blaine whispered, letting Sam direct him into the choir room.
"Hey, hey, it's all good," Sam whispered, setting him on a chair and grabbing his guitar.
You and I must make a pact, we must bring salvation back
Where there is love, I'll be there
I'll reach out my hand to you, I'll have faith in all you do
Just call my name and I'll be there
(Chorus :)
And oh- I'll be there to comfort you,
Build my world of dreams around you, I'm so glad that I found you
I'll be there with a love that's strong
I'll be your strength, I'll keep holding on- yes I will, yes I will.
Let me fill your heart with joy and laughter
Togetherness, well that's all I'm after
Whenever you need me, I'll be there
I'll be there to protect you, with an unselfish love I respect you
Just call my name and I'll be there
(Chorus)
If you should ever find someone new, I know he'd better be good to you
'Cos if he doesn't, I'll be there
Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah
I'll be there, I'll be there, just call my name, I'll be there
Just look over your shoulders, honey- ooh
I'll be there, I'll be there, whenever you need me, I'll be there
Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah
As he finished singing, the bell rang and they went to grab lunch and return to the choir room for Glee practice. Artie and Sam were whispering furiously, as were all of the girls from the club.
"Mr. Schue, can we sing something we put together for Brittany? Britt, we know that you love this musical so we hope you get the empty verses." Sugar asked, as the girls lined organized themselves into a triangle with Sugar in the middle. Sugar started the song off
Honey whatcha cryin at?
You're not losing her to that
both her hair and shoes are flat
why is she so rude?
Unique:
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
you were meant to wear her ring
Cheer-up, chin-up
it's time to bring a happy attitude
The girls all mimed out violent actions, dancing around the room.
All:
Keep it positive
As you slap her to the floor
Keep it positive
As you pull her hair and call her whore
You can take her in a fight
You and she will reunite!
You know we're right
we're positive
KILL HER!
Brittany was smiling, and stood up to join the girls, cutting in for Elle's line.
Brittany:
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
not the way to win that girl
Anyway she's twice my size
who's gotta plan B?
Sugar:
Uh, me.
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show her you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance
and you won
you off the hizzle, gee!
The girls started dancing inappropriately, twerking, and grinding each other.
Britt:
what?
GIRLS:
Keep it positive
Let out your inner freak
Keep it positive
Mrs. Prissy Pants won't last a week
You will wear her appetite
You and she will reunite
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi...
Britt:
(Spoken)
Omigod... You're making me sick.
Tina:
(Spoken)
are we?
(Spoken)
Warner, let's take this back to my place.
GIRLS:
AAAAHHHH!
Hey, hey, hey!
Keep it positive
That she loves you and not her
The hot tub
And the betchyas'
She don't know the real her
You feel her
So don't let her steal her
Wake her up like sleepin beauty
Turn her head with your red hot booty
You bring the noise and you bring the funk
Others would be hot to shake your junk
shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake,
Whoo
Brittany joined the girls in the dancing, all of them laughing and Brittany looking happy for the first time since her breakup.
Britt:
(Spoken)
Girls, how is this helping? She's not even here!
She left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait!
(Sung)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this to far
No I'm positive
This is Harvard not a stripper bar
All this trashy carryin on
That's the reason that she's gone
I need a salon
Girls I'm
ALL,
Positive
Britt:
Try not to get upset
That I'm
ALL,
Positive
Britt:
It's time for me to go brunette
GIRLS,
what!?
Britt:
Being blonde
and being hot
that got me exactly squat!
gotta to show her I've got more to give
No I'm positive
GIRLS,
Positive
Britt:
I'm positive
GIRLS,
Positive
Britt:,
I'm positive
GIRLS,
Positive
Positive
ALL,
Positive!
The girls bowed while the guys clapped, and then Sam took the floor.
"Mr. Schue, we guys actually have something we'd like to dedicate to Blaine and Britt. Girls, you're more than welcome to join us."
"Go ahead boys, it's really nice to see all of you taking care of each other and being worried about each other. This is the kind of family idea I've been trying to encourage since the first year," Mr. Schue gestured to the floor and Sam grabbed his guitar.
Sam:
I remember tears streaming down your face
When I said, "I'll never let you go"
When all those shadows almost killed your light
I remember you said, "Don't leave me here alone,"
But all that's dead and gone and passed tonight
Boys:
Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound
Artie:
Don't you dare look out your window
Darling everything's on fire
The war outside our door keeps raging on
Hold on to this lullaby
Even when the music's gone
Gone
The girls pulled their chairs to join the boys' in front of the piano.
All (minus Blaine and Britt):
Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound
Blaine stood up and hugged Sam, who gave him the best hug he could with his guitar. He kept him pulled into his side as he strummed the guitar. At the same time, Brittany ran over and sat herself on Artie's lap, burying her face in his neck.
All (minus Blaine and Britt):
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
La la (La la)
La la (La la)
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
La la (La la)
La la (La la)
Just close your eyes
You'll be alright
Come morning light,
You and I'll be safe and sound…
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oh, oh.
Mr. Schue smiled proudly, him and Finn clapping for the group. As they returned to their seats, Sam grabbed Blaine's arm, "Your parents still gone?"
"Yeah…" Blaine told him, sounding confused.
"Can I stay over? Keep you company?" He asked, trying to discreetly ask Blaine if he could make sure he was okay but not wanting to say so in front of the others.
"Please do, it's lonely there." Sam squeezed his arm as they took their seats.
Credits roll
Songs:
I'll Be There- Jackson 5
Positive- Legally Blonde
Safe and Sound- Taylor Swift
So….. Thoughts? Suggestions? Requests? I have no idea what I'm really doing (other than some episode ideas and a song list) this is mostly just to cure my writer's block and feel productive… So yeah, if there's a song you want, send it to me with context and who's singing it and I'll consider it. If you have a plot bunny you don't want to write (as long as it fits) I'll try to write it. Basically if you want something I'll definitely consider it if I can write the characters and if it fits the general plot that has the same continuity and Glee
-Arty GoH