I smack my alarm clock against my nightstand. I have always hated waking up, why cant I just keep dreaming about riding my pet turtle into victory against Madara? I get up and get dressed in my favorite sweatpants and tank top. I walk to the kitchen and eat some toast with jelly on top. My mom walks in "good morning sweetie" I smile and reply "good morning mom, what are we doing today?" my mom shakes her head and sighs "well since we just bought this house the last owner left a whole bunch of stuff in the attic, so while im at work I need you to clean it out" Damn it.
My mom went to work after a little while and so I headed upstairs to get started on the attic. I pull down the stair and head up only to find it was filled with boxes and old furniture. Damn it all, why couldn't we just find a house that didn't have so much shit? After about an hour, I found a small box hidden under another box. I shook it up to try to figure out if its safe. I opened the box and saw a lamp. What the hell, is this going to be like Aladdin and I find a genie lamp? I started to rub on it and waited but nothing happened. I finally opened the cap to see if it had anything in it, when a huge purple mist exploded in my face."Hello human", "hello whatever the hell you are" the genie chuckled and sat down on the floor next to me. "you have three wishes so make them count sweetheart" Oh Fuck Yes
I thought about what I wanted and finally responded "well, I would have to say that for my first wish I would wish to be as strong as Goku in super saiyan god mode from DBZ" The genie stared at me till it finally started to laugh, which made me angry "What the hell, why are you laughing at me" The genie took a minute to calm down and finally responded "I was just envisioning you with golden hair sticking up straight" That thought made me laugh my ass off for about five minutes with the image of me acting like goku with his Genie granted my wish and boy let me say, I felt good, like I could run hundreds of miles good. I looked pretty much the same except now my thunder thighs were not as big. I told the genie my second wish," my second wish is that I have a chakra system as big as the Kyubi in naruto" the genie snapped his fingers and gave me my wish. I started cheering loudly " Hey save that for later, what's your third wish little human?" I smiled and said "The day before school, I wish to be sent into the naruto world before the uchiha massacre so that I may pack a bag with all that I need" the genie smiled, "you're wish is granted"
The End, I hoped you like it I will be trying to post up a chapter every week so I hope you enjoy