Hey whats up everyone well this is a new fic I just started so I hope you like it.
" Hello, welcome to D-Q-R can I take your order?" Duo asked into the microphone. "Yes young man I would like three cheeseburgers, five orders of large fries and two cokes please."
Duo jotted down her order then told her to come to the first window." Duo giggled to himself when the lady pulled up," That would be 20 bucks please."
The lady scoffed then took out her caculator," It only comes up to 12.55 young man."
Duo eyes centered on her," I soo sooory but there's a extra five dollar tax for ugly, fat people, as a matter of fact maybe it should be 10 dollars cause nobody should be so unfortunate to have to look at you."
The lady's eyes bulged slighty, " Go get your manager I want to talk to him now!"
Duo walked away and came back with the manager," Is there a problem here ?"
" Why yes there is, this young man," she pointed to Duo," was making fun of my weight."
The manger looked at Duo and he shrugged," Duo how many times have I told you that when you make fun of a person you use the microphone, like this," he grabbed the microphone," Will the fat ass blimp please come to window 2, oh she's already here, well would everyone give a nice round of applause for getting her fat ass through the car door." The room erupted with laughter and applause the woman red faced drove off.
Out of the bush jumped two guys dressed in all black," Give me your purse," one of them shouted to the lady who just walked out of D-Q-R. The other pointed his gun at her. Her eyes slanted and she held onto her purse," Touch me and I'll sit on you."
"Nooooooooooooooooo, hey wait I have a gun, now give me your purse." The lady huffed the threw the purse to the first guy and they let her go. They took off their ski mask and walked into D-Q-R, the manger walked up to them," Did you get it?"
Heero sighed ," yeah we go it Wufei." Wufei's faced brightened then turned to Trowa," Why are you here?"
"I work here Wufei, why do you always forget that?" Trowa asked standing in his usual I couldn' care less stance. " Wufei, what you did to that woman wasn't right, all you guys do is pick on poor defenseless people, where is the honor in that?"
Wufei's eyes turned red and he stared at Quatre," I am very honorful, its not my problem woman are weak." Quatre took out a shotgun and pointed it at Wufei," Ok now your gonna die unless you hand over all the money in the register.."
" Hey Wufei, man I'm sorry I'm late its just that I couldn't find my.." Quatre stopped as he saw the imposter. Heero,Duo, and Trowa pulled their guns Wufei pulled out his trusty Katana and Quatre pulled out a baseball bat, They all turned and looked at him," What I couldn't find my gun."
They all fell over anime style but quickly got up," Show yourself imposter so that you may die an almost honorable death." Wufei said his katana raised, the imposters hands went to his face then ripped it off, they all gasped," Jackie Chan?" ( from the cartoon series Jackie Chan Adventures )
" Yes it is I Jackie Chan the greatest martial artist and funniest guy in the world," They all sweat dropped," Why are you here Jackie," Heero asked," Because Jade doesn't listen to me and uncle smells like a bath ful of garlic and yada yada yada..."
The guys had already tuned him out and was going about their business, "Good," Jackie whispered to himself as he tore off his final mask an there stood Gene Starwind...
Not very good but its my first try --;;