Ok, so I'm random and I'm having a moment. This is One of those stories where Bella is high/Drunk thanks to Emmett, I'm sure you've read one of those before, yeah? Well, Bella and Emmett are writing songs about the rest of the Cullen family, the pack and some other people they know…It's a chapter per character, review and I'll write more =D
'Ok, Emmett, I think we start with…Alice.' Bella said. It was a good job she was surrounded by vampires; humans wouldn't have understood a word she said, she was talking that fast.
'Good one Bella, Alice, is our song about you going to be any good?' Emmett asked.
Alice didn't even look up from her fashion magazine. 'No'
'Great!! Let's get started'
'This one goes out to Eddy-Poo…' Bella shouted before humming the tune to Twinkle Twinkle little star.
Emmett started singing along. 'Alice is a mini-me.'
Bella stopped humming and sang 'And she smells a bit like wee.' She was laughing so hard at her own joke she was struggling for breath.
'She likes Clothes and pretty shoes…' Emmett continued.
'And she trips up when she moves…' Everyone looked at Bella sarcastically but she didn't realize just how untrue that was.
'The future Alice can see'
'And she smells a bit like wee' Bella finished doing Jazz hands enthusiastically.
'Bella, you used that line at the start of the song…'
'Yeah, but it's funny!!' And she started laughing hysterically again.
Yeah, they're short, but I reckon you'll get over that. Review and I'll write the next one, you tell me who you want featured in the next chapter. Emily xxx