Disclaimer: I don't own twilight. However, I DO own these dirty jokes. Ok, I own some of them. My friends and random people in art class do. Oh whatever just read the freaking story.
Dirty Jokes in Art Class
Bella's P.O.V
It was a normal day in art class. Edward came over to me and said "Hey Bella! Wanna hear a dirty joke??"
"umm… Maybe… Ok….."I said reluctantly.
"Ok, so there was a man. He was married. He worked at a pickle factory. He went over to his wife and said "Honey, I have an odd desire to put my penis is a pickle slicer."
"Uh… Ok…" his wife said.
The next day he came home from work and said " I did it."
"Oh
man what happened?" his wife asked.
"Oh, I got fired." He
said.
"I meant with the pickle slicer." She said.
"Oh,
she got fired too." He said."
"Bella did you like the joke?"
he asked.
"You are a perv Edward." I said.
" I know."
Said Edward.
He
ran over to Alice.
"Hey, Alice, wanna hear a dirty joke?" he
asked.
"Yeah!" said Alice, all too happily.
"Ok, after every phrase I say, say 'I'm a man.'" He said.
E- I wake up in the morning.
A- I'm a man.
E-I brush my teeth.
A- I'm a man.
E- I go to a bar.
A- I'm a man.
E- I meet a girl.
A- I'm a man.
E- I take her home.
A- I'm a man.
E-I sleep with her.
A- I'm a man.
E-She wakes up in the morning and says…
"I'm a man!! HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S A GREAT JOKE EDDIE POO!" said Alice.
"Oh my gosh. You need a new hobby." I said.
I went over to Mrs. Walto, the teacher. She opened a box of those fuzzy pom pom thingys. Rosalie and Jasper went over to them. "Oh look Jasper, Mrs. Walto got fuzzy balls!" said Rosalie.
Emmett and Edward burst out laughing.
Rose and Jasper didn't get it.
"Oh look! They have little ones! Mrs. Walto got little fuzzy balls!" said Jasper.
Everybody else in the room started laughing.
"WHOOO-EEE! JAZZY LUVS MRS. WALTO'S BALLS! HER LITTLE FUZZY BALLS!" cried Emmett.
"Oooh myyyy gooooddd. You guys are sooooooo immature." Said Rose.
Do you want me to put up more dirty jokes????????????????? REVIEW.