Connie & Sasha Fail As Robbers
"Hey Sasha let's hit this place next." said Connie as he and his partner in crime hitched a ride heading towards their current target. The couple had become full fledge robbers only a few days ago as there first hit was a children's lemonade stand and now they were going to hit up a local food market.
"Hell yeah Connie I love the way you think." praised Sasha as they passed a local candy shop. Later in the day, the pair entered the food market armed with harden French bread and a butcher's knife.
"Alright give us the mullah and no one gets hurt." demand Connie as he waved the butcher knife in the air. The frighten shoppers pleaded and gave into the demands as they handed Connie their money. Sasha in the meanwhile was taking food and putting some in her trenchcoat and some in her mouth.
"Sasha! Go for the meat too!" shouted Connie as was stealing sweets from the counter. He stole an insane amount of candy, an amount so big he had to let go the money in order to carry it. The lovers in crime bolt out the store when they sirens nearing, hours later they reached their hideout to eat there bounty.
"We're awesome Connie!" shouted Sasha as she stuffed bread in her mouth.
"Yeah I can't believe we gotta away with all this food." replied Connie as he prepared himself a sandwich.
"Not to mention the money!" said the pair in unison as they continued to eat. The pair looked at each other and then looked at there bounty, and realized that they forgot the money.
"Crap!"
Fin