So this is in response to Zach's recent tweet about almost kissing Ben on stage. I don't own Newsies. Enjoy!

Crutchie nervously wiped the sweat off of his hands. He swallowed his pride and went to sit on Romeo's bed.

"Hey, Crutch, what's up?"

"Um, I need ta ask ya somethin..."

Romeo looked up and motioned for him to keep going.

"Um, s-s-so I, um, well uh..."

"Wow, youse is gettin pretty red Crutchie." Romeo commented with an amused smirk.

"Okay, I have found me a real nice goil." Crutchie sank down into Romeo's bed as he finally got the words out.

"Well, that's great Crutchie! Who is she?"

"Her name is Carly, and she is amazing! But I have a problem."

"Well, if she's so spectacular, what's the issue?"

Blush started crawling up Crutchie's neck again. "I've neva...well, I've neva kissed a girl before."

Romeo started giggling uncontrollably.

"Well ya don't gotta be so mean about it."

"No, Crutchie. It's just that I haven't either."

"What?!"

"Ya, I can't help you."

Crutchie sighed and got off the bed.

"Hey, Crutchie?"

"Yes, Romeo?"

"Why don't cha ask Race. I'm sure he'll be able to help you."

Crutchie nodded and walked over to the bathroom.

"Hiya, Race!"

"Hey, Crutch, one sec."

Crutchie leaned against the wall and waited for Race to finish.

"What cha need?"

"Um...I need your advice on somethin."

"Sure, what is it?"

"How, um, how do you kiss a girl?"

Crutchie blushed at the bemused look on Race's face.

"Do yous gotta goil, Crutchie?"

Crutchie nodded his head in response.

"Well, you came to the right place."

"Actually, I went to Romeo first..."

"Whateva. Ise will teacha everythin dat I know."

Race sauntered over to Crutchie as he backed up against the sink.

"I always caress da back of her neck."

Crutchie tried to lean back farther as Race slowly moved his hand up his body. "Woah, what're you doin?"

"Just go with it. Then, I like to lean in slowly and stare right into her eyes."

Crutchie knocked his head against the mirror as Race got closer.

"Then, just barely tilt yo head to da side and close yo eyes."

Crutchie scrunched his eyes closed and started to lean towards Race.

"And just keep going unti-"

"Mhmhm!"

Race quickly jumped back from Crutchie.

"Sorry, Ise just gotta brush my teeth, fellas." Specs walked passed the two boys with an amused smirk. "Youse might wanna do da same."

So that's the end. Please review and thanks for reading. I'm just going to stop there. I'm going to wait a little bit to finish my outrro...while we're waiting, if anyone knows where I can find a recording of Ben singing Letters from the Refuge, I would love you forever. Hold on still waiting. I promise the wait will be worth it. It's 4:20 PM MST. So goodnight, good morning, and good everything in between! Yes I seriously waited just for the 420 joke.