Disclaimer: All Yugioh characters belong to someone else, not me! And if the owner does get offended, don't sue me! I'm just a person who loves your stuff so much I wrote fanfiction, please don't sue, I buy your manga isn't that enough for you!!!????

Author Notes: I thought of this one while answering an opinion to a crossover story in the Dragon Knights section. This is my 1st fic outside the Dragon Knights section and I hope it'll be good. I don't know if I should make this shonen ai or not, review and tell me if I should. I'ma also accepting suggestions for plots, crossovers, and other things.

Marik's Millennium Rod

On top of a tall building at night during the Battle City Tournament, a pink puff of smoke explodes and out pops a girl with long red hair wearing cargos, and a blue hoodie. She cackles as she looks around her surroundings. "Yes, I do believe this will be fun!" She turns abruptly and looks out in front of her and says, "oh? Hello, my name is Lord Fluffy's Rin. I am the infamous author of this fic and plan on doing many things with this dear ficcy here."

Lord F's Rin (I'm way too lazy to write fluffy's so you just get F's) goes back to looking around her and spots Kaiba Corp. "Hmm.....I think I'll have some fun before I get to work." With that statement, Lord F's Rin jumps the few buildings in her way and enters Kaiba Corp.

"Hey Seto?" Mokuba addresses his elder brother. Seto turns his head as he walks down a hallway. "Yes Mokuba?"

"Well...you know how you always stay late and never come home with me?" Seto, in his white, sexy, yummy trench coat (otherwise known as a trenchy) stares back ahead of him. The little Kaiba continues, "why cant you ever come home early?" The Kaiba in the sexy trenchy enters a control room. After he sits down and is all comfy he answers, "I have research Mokuba. Do you really think that I would prefer to stay here 24/7 instead of at our mansion?"

"Seto, sometimes I do think that." Mokuba looks down at the hard tiled floor and sniffles. "You hardly ever come home and I'm starting to think that you'd rather stay here and work on your stupid Duel Monsters illusions and strategies than with me."

"Uh sorry to break up this dramatic event but this is really more about me stealing Marik's Millennium Rod than a whimsy pimsy argument between brothers." Lord F's Rin pops out of her pink smoke bubble and lands in between the Kaiba brothers. "Hey where'd you come from!?" Mokuba shouts as he points his finger at the chibified version of LFR. (So what, everyone gets lazy)

Seto, in his oh so yummy trenchy stands up and says, "yes, I'd also like to know who you are."

"Well, ya see...." LFR sweat drops as she scratches the back of her head nervously and stammers, "I uh...lets just say that I want to own your cute little ass for my selfish reasons Seto...heh heh."

"What the hell are you talking about!!? I don't even know you!"

"You do now!" LFR takes a stamp out of nowhere with permanent ink on it that inscribes the following: Property of LORD FLUFFY'S RIN! She shoves Mokuba out of the way and yanks off Seto's pants, stamping her seal on his oh so sexy ass! "What the fuck!!!???" Seto pulls his pants back up and hides in a dark corner. "Stay away from me you evil bitch!"

"Oh I don't think so Seto." LFR chuckles evilly as she takes a step towards her new property. "Dear god no, stay away!" LFR grabs Seto by his trenchy collar and drags him to her "special play room."

How do you like the 1st chapter?????? I did it at 3 in the morning so don't get all pissy at me for odd-ness. And if you got offended that I took dear
Seto off to rape him then...well...it is just fanfiction so it's your
problem that your mad.