11/18/2011 10:00 PM
The bell sounds signaling the end of the match. Sheamus and I just beat the shit out of Wade and Cody. After striking a couple of poses, Stephen and I exit the ring and make our way up the ramp and to the stage.
"That was one hell of a match man." Stephen says.
"Yeah it was. Do you and Wade want to grab some dinner with John and I?" I ask Stephen.
"Sure man." Stephen says.
"Awesome. John and I will come over after I shower and get dressed." I say.
"Ok. See you soon." Stephen says.
"Ok, bye." I say. I head to my locker room and I open the door and walk into the locker room. I smile at the sight of John playing WWE 12.
"Hey baby. What kind of match are you playing?" I ask.
"Ah...you and I are taking on The Rock and Wade Barrett in a Steel Cage match." John says.
"Awesome, are we winning?" I ask.
"Ah...no. We're getting our asses kicked." John says.
"That sucks. Can I try?" I ask.
"Sure." John says. I walk over to the couch and sit down next to John. He hands me the controller and I start playing.
"She's kicking right now." John says. I pause the game and place my hand on John's tummy.
"She's kicking like crazy." I say. Oh sorry. I forgot to mention that John and I are having a baby. We've been married for eight years and John's pregnant with our first child. John's on the pill; but it's only 80 percent effective when men take it, and John's allergic to latex, so we can't use condoms. We use non-latex condoms; but five months ago, I put one on, and when I was cumming, I pushed into John and the condom broke, so essentially I came inside of John.
"I can't wait tell she gets here." John says.
"I can." I say jokingly. John rolls his eyes and gives me a kiss on the cheek.
"Oh shoot, I almost forgot that we're going to have dinner with Stephen and Wade. I need to shower and get dressed." I say as I hand the controller to John and start removing my boots.
"Your such a dork." John says.
"I know." I say. After untying my boots, I take them off and stand up. I remove my knee pads and pull down my trunks and kick them away from me. John licks his lips and stands up.
"I know that look baby, and I hate to tell you; but we don't have time. I told Stephen that we would be over as soon as I finish showering and getting dressed." I say.
"Ok; but you owe me." John says.
"Ok." I say as I give John a kiss and make my way into the shower area.
A Few Minutes Later: 10:20 PM
I just finished showering, and after turning the water off, I wrap a towel around myself and make my way out of the shower room.
"You smell good." John says.
"I know. Thanks for putting my stuff away." I say.
"You're welcome." John says. After getting dressed, I grab my bag, and John and I exit the locker room and make our way to Stephen and Wade's locker room. John knocks on the door and a couple of seconds later, Wade opens the door and lets us in.
"Hey guys. Stephen's in the shower. He should be done in a couple of minutes. You guys can sit down if you want." Wade says.
"Ok." I say as John and I walk over to the couch and sit down.
"Nice job tonight Wade." I say.
"You too. You know what?" Wade asks.
"What." I say.
"After the match, Cody grabbed my ass and told me that he liked me." Wade says.
"Are you serious?" I ask.
"Yeah. He was like, I really like you Wade, and it's too bad that you and Stephen are together." Wade says.
"Wow. That boy needs to get laid. Ever since him and Dwayne had sex, he's been hitting on everyone with a penis." I say.
"That's true. He told me that I'm a lot cuter now that I'm pregnant." John says.
"Wow. We should find him a boyfriend." Wade says.
"Hmmmmm I wonder who would be good for Cody." I say.
"Kofi." Wade, John and I say in unison.
"I'll ask Kofi how he feels about Cody tomorrow." I say.
"Ok." Wade says.
A Few Minutes Later: 10:50 PM
We decided to go to Denny's for dinner. The four of us head inside and after a waiter seats us, we sit down and I pick up a menu, open it, and start looking over the many food items.
"Ahhhh oh my god. Can...can I have your guys' autograph?" A woman asks us.
"Ah, sure." Stephen says. She hands Stephen a piece of paper and after Stephen signs the piece of paper, he hands it to Wade, Wade signs it, and hands it to John, John signs it, and then he hands the paper to me and I sign it and hand the paper to the lady.
"Thank you so much guys. Can...can I take some pictures with you guys?" She asks us.
"Sure." Stephen says. After taking pictures with every single one of us, she gives Stephen a kiss on the forehead and walks away.
"Ewwwww, girl germs." Stephen says as he starts wiping his face with a napkin. The four of us share a laugh and Wade rolls his eyes, grabs the napkin from Stephen's hand and puts it down on the table.
"Hey, I was using that." Stephen says as he pouts.
"Too bad." Wade says as he gives Stephen a kiss on the cheek.
A Few Minutes Later: 11:00 PM
A waiter walks up to our table.
"Hello guys. My name is Andy and I'll be your waiter tonight. Can I get you guys started off with something to drink?" Andy asks us.
"Ah, can I get a Coke with no ice please?" Stephen asks Andy.
"Sure, and for you?" Andy asks Wade.
"I'll also take a Coke with no ice." Wade says.
"Ok, and what can I get for you?" Andy asks me.
"Can I get a coke with ice please?" I ask.
"Sure, and for you hansom?" Andy asks John. The question causes me to growl, and John puts his left hand my knee, which instantly calms me down.
"Can I get a large glass of orange juice please?" John asks Andy.
"Sure. Do you guys know what you want to eat yet?" Andy asks us.
"Ah...do you guys know what you want to eat yet?" Stephen asks us.
"I do." I say.
"Me too." Wade says.
"Me three." John says.
"Alright, I'll get The Grand Slamwich please." Stephen says.
"Ok, and for you?" Andy asks Wade.
"Can I get the All-American slam please?" Wade asks.
"Sure, and for you?" Andy asks me.
"Can I get the Bacon Avocado Burrito please?" I ask.
"Sure, and for you sexy?" Andy asks John. Does this guy have a death wish?
"Can you please stop calling me hansom and sexy? You're making my husband angry." John says.
"I'm sorry sir. I...I didn't mean to make you mad." Andy says to me.
"It's ok...I forgive you." I say.
"Thanks. What...what do you want to eat sir?" Andy asks John.
"Can I get the Fish and Chips please?" John asks Andy.
"Sure. I'll be right back with your drinks." Andy says as he picks up our menus and walks away.
"Thanks baby." I say.
"You're welcome. I knew I needed to say something before you stood up and decked the guy." John says.
"I was this close to decking him." I say as I hold up my hands and show everyone at the table how close Andy came to an RKO.
"I'm glad you didn't hit him. You're too mean to be anybodies bitch in prison." Wade says.
"Damn straight." I say as we share a laugh.
A Few Minutes Later: 11:10 PM
Andy walks up to our table and sets our drinks down in front of us.
"Let...let me know if you guys need anything else." Andy says as he quickly walks away.
"I think you scared him baby." John says.
"I didn't mean to. I...I just hate it when people hit on you." I say.
"I know; but you need to let me deal with it, ok." John says.
"Ok." I say as I give John a kiss.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you that Jeff and Ken are going to come visit us on Tuesday." John says.
"Seriously?" I ask.
"Yeah, they miss us, and they have something they want to tell us." John says.
"Maybe Jeff's pregnant." I say.
"Maybe. I should call and ask them." John says as he takes his phone out of his pocket.
"Call them tomorrow hon. They're probably sleeping." I say.
"Oh, good point." John says as he puts his phone into his pocket.
"What are those two up to these days?" Stephen asks John.
"Both of them wrestle for TNA, and Jeff said that The Network is going to put him in a World Heavyweight Championship match at the next PPV." John says.
"That's pretty cool. Is he scheduled to win?" Stephen asks John.
"Yup. Wait...I guess that means that Jeff isn't pregnant." John says.
"Why not? Oh wait, duh. He's going to be in a championship match, so obviously he isn't pregnant." Stephen says.
"Thank you Captain Obvious." I say.
"Fuck you." Stephen says.
"Maybe later." I say.
"I wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole." Stephen says.
"I wouldn't touch you with a 20 foot pole." I say.
"Oh snap." Wade says.
"Yeah, well, I wouldn't touch unless my life depended on it." Stephen says.
"Uh-oh." John says.
"Yo daddy so fat his belly button's got an echo." I say. Occasionally, Stephen and I bust out the Yo Momma or Yo Daddy jokes, for the hell of it.
"Yo daddy ass is so big, he has to take a crap in a dumpster." Stephen says.
"Yo momma so old, she said Jurassic Park brought back the memories." I say.
"Oh my god." Wade says as him and John start laughing.
"Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince." Stephen says.
"I like that one. Ah...Yo momma so old, she did the catering at the Last Supper." I say.
"Oh my god baby. Stop it...stop it." John says as him and Wade start laughing harder.
"Ah...wow that was a good one. Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age and she died." Stephen says. Stephen and I start laughing and a couple of minutes later, I compose myself long enough to tell another joke.
"Yo momma so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick." I say as I start laughing again. I look at John and Wade and there both laughing hysterically, and then I look at Stephen and he's doubled over and his hole body is shaking. After composing ourselves, we start talking about our match at Survivor Series. (A.N. I know that John Cena is in a match with Rocky against The Miz and R-Truth at Survivor Series; but John is pregnant in this story, so instead of John teaming with Rocky, I'm going to have Rocky team up with Kevin Nash. It sounded epic to me.)
A Little Over An Hour Later: 12:30 AM
John and I just finished brushing our teeth, and after stripping down to our boxers we head to bed. Good night everyone.
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