"Molly?" Arthur Weasley asked, hesitantly entering his kitchen.
"Yes dear?"
"Well...this is all rather embarrassing but I found some Valentine's chocolate I'd left in the back of the closet that I must have forgotten to give you," Arthur replied, revealing a neatly wrapped present with a card still stuck to the paper.
"Oh but Valentine's Day was only a few days ago!"Molly laughed, taking the late present with a gracious smile.
Slowly however, the smile disappeared until Molly looked up at her husband once again with a frown.
"Dear, why does this say 'To the mother of my two children'?"