Necrophilic nymphomaniac,
They called him behind his back;
Cold and ruthless, magnanimous,
He tossed them in a sack.
Experimentation and followers,
Child kidnapper, a dreadful snake,
Traitor and betrayer,
A body double fake.
Necrophilic unto death
Nymphomaniac, Sasuke wept.
Oh the torture, he underwent
All for not catching the snake summoner's scent
And when the fiend saw a child,
Thrumming with potential, eyes so wild,
He'd stop and hiss, a dreadful sound,
The sound of graves from over beyond.
Necrophilic nymphomaniac
Pale and pasty skin,
Oh, but cried all fangirls aloud,
OroSasu for the win!
A/N: Written for The Dodgeball Games at Caesar's Palace. Prompt: (you guessed it) Necrophilic nymphomaniac.