***NOTE: Hello friends I know I know, so many people are expecting a new chapter to the New Cop, or to Pool Party...Sadly, this isn't it. But hey, I've been good lately! I've posted so many new chapters, I don't know how I've had the time to do that much thinking! But anyways...

I'd like to introduce a new story, which I've talked about a while back but never actually posted. I've decided to start writing my own spoofs of some of the games. I have one for Remake but it's nowhere near started XD So here goes the one I've been working on for Resi 2! Hope you like it!***

Leon Scott Kennedy, officer of the law. The more he thought about that title, the more powerful it sounded. He'd finally made it out of the academy and was on his way to his first day as a cop, in a new town, with a great team. Or so he'd heard...he'd never actually met anyone but the Chief, who hadn't seemed very impressionable. Also, the town was so far away, and he didn't seem to be getting any closer. Maybe he'd missed the exit, or maybe he somehow managed to get on the wrong highway. He'd gotten directions, but couldn't remember where they were beneath the mess of soda cans and fast-food wrappers in his Jeep.

He looked up and quickly slammed the breaks, realizing he'd been speeding right for a motorcycle. Man, that was close, he thought. He noticed the rider wasn't driving very fast, nor was she wearing a helmet. The idiot wasn't even wearing pants! Oh wait, he noticed she had shorts, which was still pretty stupid but thankfully not AS stupid. Still, Leon felt like he had an obligation as a cop to avert any possible crisis. But mostly, he hadn't seen anyone else on the highway, and there wasn't much around, so he figured she was probably heading to Raccoon City. So, he did the normal, less creepy thing...he followed her.