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Agony
(Parody of 'Tragedy' by the Bee Gees)
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Here I lie in a bathroom with some stranger,
Locked by chains and I feel my life's in danger.
No escape; who's trying to bend me out of shape?
I really should be going mad, going mad,
Turning mad, turning mad.
Agony! When my foot is gone and I can't go on,
It's agony! When the timer ticks for Jigsaw's tricks,
It's hard to bear. With no one to save me, I'm going nowhere.
Agony! If I go insane, who am I to blame?
It's agony! Gonna blow my ass with a shotgun blast,
It's hard to bear. And no one can find me, I'm going nowhere.
Waking up, there's a freaky puppet on TV.
Strapped to the bed with electric drills to puncture me.
Live or die, or perhaps I'll opt for suicide.
I really should be panicking, panicking,
PANICKING, PANICKING!
Agony! When my eyes are sewn, all I hear are moans,
It's agony! When my ribs are torn then my life's withdrawn,
It's hard to bear. With no one to save me, I'm going nowhere.
Agony! Will I bleed to death or run out of breath?
It's agony! When my goose is cooked by a wrinkled schnook,
It's hard to bear. And no one can find me, I'm going nowhere.